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Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, Fullmetal Alchemist, Avatar, Harry Potter, Tiger & Bunny/タイガー＆バニー, and Supernatural.
I am dohimdraco, formerly StupefiedNarutard.
Real name: Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call.
Favorite quote (s):
"It's funny how certain things trigger memories. Songs, smells, and such, some make you sad and some make you just close your eyes and for that one moment you are captured in the past. It’s moments like those that make life last."-LoVley_QuOtes_x3's Xanga site
I find myself walking on and on and on, but never finding home... until I fall into your arms.
"YEAH, we hit the potjack! " "Don't you mean the jackpot?" "All I KnOw is that we're filthy bitch!!" "Filthy rich?"
"If we were on a boat, in the middle of the sea,
and we only had one sandwich...
would you give it to me?"
"You know you... and I know you. And I know you know I know you."
"Ta-ra-ra-boom-dee-ay! Did you get yours today? I got mine yesterday, that's why I walk this way!" -George Carlin
"I think therefore I am...not related to you"
"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress...but I repeat myself."
"I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd come out and eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear."
"If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink."
To do is to be.-- Decartes
To be is to do. -- Voltaire.
Do be do be do. -- Frank Sinatra
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.
"Don't you want to hang out and waste your life with us?" - Spike
"My butt itches." - Jet
Vicious: You should see yourself. Do you have any idea what you look like right at this moment, Spike?
"Are ya gonna just keep running away!?"
"Just keeping running away?... I'm not running..." -Outlaw Star
Spike Spiegel: Look at my eyes, Faye. One of them is a fake because I lost it in an accident. Since then, I've been seeing the past in one eye and the present in the other. So, I thought I could only see patches of reality, never the whole picture. I felt like I was watching a dream I could never wake up from. Before I knew it, the dream was over.
Jet Black: Everything has a beginning and an end. Life is just a cycle of starts and stops. There are ends we don't desire, but they're inevitable, we have to face them. It's what being human is all about.
Jet Black: I started wailing the blues when the doctor whacked my bottom on the day I was born.
Jet Black: I'm Jet Black, 36 years old. I'm often told I don't look 36, but you shouldn't judge people based on appearances... or on how much hair they have.
Spike Spiegel: Hey, Jet, did you know that there are three things that I hate?
Lord of the Rings:
Gimli... is a dwarf
I love Mithrandir!!
ItaNaru (YESSSS MUAHAHAHHA!)
KakaNaru (so... so beautiful!)
RoyEd (but it's really weird to read now... Thank you, Charlien!~)
RizaKristie (haha, I love Riza, could you tell?)
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
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