I am dohimdraco, formerly StupefiedNarutard.

Real name: Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call.

Favorite quote (s):

"It's funny how certain things trigger memories. Songs, smells, and such, some make you sad and some make you just close your eyes and for that one moment you are captured in the past. It’s moments like those that make life last."-LoVley_QuOtes_x3's Xanga site

I find myself walking on and on and on, but never finding home... until I fall into your arms.

"YEAH, we hit the potjack! " "Don't you mean the jackpot?" "All I KnOw is that we're filthy bitch!!" "Filthy rich?"

"If we were on a boat, in the middle of the sea,

and we only had one sandwich...

would you give it to me?"

"You know you... and I know you. And I know you know I know you."

"Ta-ra-ra-boom-dee-ay! Did you get yours today? I got mine yesterday, that's why I walk this way!" -George Carlin

"I think therefore I am...not related to you"

"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress...but I repeat myself."
Mark Twain

"I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd come out and eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear."

"If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink."

To do is to be.-- Decartes

To be is to do. -- Voltaire.

Do be do be do. -- Frank Sinatra

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
--Roucho Marx

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.

"Don't you want to hang out and waste your life with us?" - Spike

"My butt itches." - Jet

Vicious: You should see yourself. Do you have any idea what you look like right at this moment, Spike?
Spike Spiegel: What?
Vicious: A ravenous beast. The same blood runs through both of us. The blood of a beast who wanders, hunting for the blood of others.
Spike Spiegel: I've bled all that kind of blood away.
Vicious: THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?

"Are ya gonna just keep running away!?"

"Just keeping running away?... I'm not running..." -Outlaw Star

Spike Spiegel: Look at my eyes, Faye. One of them is a fake because I lost it in an accident. Since then, I've been seeing the past in one eye and the present in the other. So, I thought I could only see patches of reality, never the whole picture. I felt like I was watching a dream I could never wake up from. Before I knew it, the dream was over.

Jet Black: Everything has a beginning and an end. Life is just a cycle of starts and stops. There are ends we don't desire, but they're inevitable, we have to face them. It's what being human is all about.

Jet Black: I started wailing the blues when the doctor whacked my bottom on the day I was born.

Jet Black: I'm Jet Black, 36 years old. I'm often told I don't look 36, but you shouldn't judge people based on appearances... or on how much hair they have.

Spike Spiegel: Hey, Jet, did you know that there are three things that I hate?
Jet Black: Whatever...
Spike Spiegel: Kids... animals... and women with atitude.
Jet Black: Oh?
Spike Spiegel: So why do we have all three neatly gathered on our ship!

Other Favorites:

Fave pairings:

Supernatural:

Wincest

Sassy

Wincestiel

Wingestiel

Bobby/Ellen

Lord of the Rings:

Estel/Legolas

Elladan/Elrohir/Legolas

Elladan/Elrohir

Glorfindel/Erestor

Elrond/Glorfindel

Elrond/Thranduil

Sam/Frodo

Merry/Pippin

Gimli... is a dwarf

I love Mithrandir!!

Naruto:

ItaNaru (YESSSS MUAHAHAHHA!)

KakaNaru (so... so beautiful!)

GaarNaru

NejiNaru

ShikaNaru

OroNaru

KyuuNaru

NaruHina

NaruIno

ShikaTema

KyuuIta

KyuuShuk

InoSaku

InoSakuHina

SakuHina

TemaTen

Inuyasha:

SessInu

KougInu

SessNara

NaraInu

MiroInu

Inukag

SessRin

MiroSan

InutaiIza

Rouroni Kenshin:

SanoKen

D.N. Angel:

SatoDai

DarkDai

KradDark

KradSato

KradDai

DarkSato

DaiRiku

Kingdom Hearts:

RikuSora

LeonSora

CloudSora

LeonCloud

AxelSora

AxelRox

Harry Potter:

Drarry

VoldePot

Larry

Harmony

Sarry

Sirimus

Harrus

Siremarry

FMA:

HeiEd

HavocAl

RoyEd (but it's really weird to read now... Thank you, Charlien!~)

ScarEd

ScarAl

RoyHavoc

RizaKristie (haha, I love Riza, could you tell?)

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

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