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Author has written 44 stories for Invader Zim, SpongeBob SquarePants, Chowder, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, WALL-E, and Homestar Runner. If you like slash, check out the fic Smokable Smut! Update 2/13/09: It's Friday the 13th and I got a new fic up. I have great timing, eh? | |||||||||
1. Almost Asexual reviewsAccording to his creator, SpongeBob is "almost asexual." But wouldn't that present its own set of problems?SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-13-09 - Complete2. Gay Bash reviewsSpongeBob and Patrick misunderstand the term "gay bash" after accidentally causing a riot at the Salty Spittoon. Slash.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,892 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-7-09 - Complete3. Who Would Win in a Fight? reviewsSpongeBob is upset after Squidward puts an embarrassing video of him on the Internet, so Plankton tries to instigate a fight between the two of them.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-5-08 - Complete4. The Opposite of a Joyride reviewsSpongeBob goes for a drive after receiving his learner's permit. It isn't long before he's pulled by a cop, who mistakes him for driving drunk.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-27-08 - Complete5. It Grows Back reviewsBased off the episode, "Scaredy Pants." SpongeBob tries to be even scarier than last Halloween, by completely shaving off his spongy exterior.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-27-08 - Complete6. Broke » reviewsHow does SpongeBob afford everything when he flips burgers for a living? Maybe he doesn't.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,654 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 10-26-08 - Published: 9-5-087. Number Thirteen reviewsSpongeBob has a plan to cut down on profanity. If only he actually knew all thirteen bad words. Based off the episode, "Sailor Mouth."SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-14-08 - Complete8. The Switch reviewsHomestar has unwittingly offended Marzipan again, so he decides to go look for someone else to temporarily take his place. Who will take one for the team?Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-22-08 - Complete9. Vocal Discord reviewsContinuation of the episode, "Funny Pants." Laugh box surgery has a consequence, causing Squidward to refuse to leave his house. Mild slashiness.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-1-08 - Complete10. Plankton's Lab reviewsPlankton loved his Lab. Perhaps even more than his laboratory.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-13-08 - Complete11. Foreign Contaminant reviewsMovie spoilers. It's a problem for M-O when his scanner labels everything on Earth as contaminated.WALL-E - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 7-7-08 - Complete12. Love Square reviewsSpongeBob wasn't used to heartache. And the cholesterol doesn't help. Be forewarned, this fic is crazy.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-7-08 - Complete13. Hot Tub reviewsSquidward goes to strange lengths to keep SpongeBob and Patrick out of his new hot tub.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-6-08 - Complete14. The Panty Raid reviewsSpongeBob and Patrick attempt a successful panty raid.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-17-08 - Complete15. Curing Scientist’s Block reviewsSpongeBob tries to help Sandy come up with some invention ideas. SpongeXSandy.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-11-08 - Complete16. Driven Crazy reviewsSpongeBob was awfully chummy with someone who has it out for him. Crack pairing.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-7-08 - Complete17. Tied Up reviewsTraining for an eating contest leaves SpongeBob with his hands tied. Literally.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-26-08 - Complete18. Uninspired » reviewsIt all started with a pair of X-ray specs. They didn't see through people's skin at all. Warning, slash. SpongeXSquid.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-15-08 - Published: 4-11-08 - Complete19. Lovesick, Literally reviewsA very disturbing continuation of the episode, "To Love a Patty." Don't eat while reading this.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-30-08 - Complete20. One Year Later reviewsSpongeBob outdoes his previous annual attempt at surprising Sandy. Short SpongeXSandy oneshot.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-14-08 - Complete21. Potty in Bikini Bottom reviewsAfter Potty insults him, Patchy the Pirate accidentally sends the parrot undersea. But Potty's not too popular there either.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-10-08 - Complete22. The Irken and the Eggplants reviewsZim lets MiniMoose be Minion of the Day. Soon they find a plant nursery, which Zim mistakes for a human breeding facility. Oneshot.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-6-08 - Zim - Complete23. Too Many Romance Stories reviewsSpongeBob reads one too many romance stories and blurs the distinction between fantasy and reality. It makes for a couple awkward conversations with Squidward, and strains his relationship with Sandy. Has some SpongeXSandy.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-29-08 - Complete24. Fun With Disguises » reviewsCOMPLETE. In an attempt to learn more about Irkens, Dib disguises himself as Tak and goes undercover to live with Zim. Soon Zim creates an incredibly stupid device, inspired by seahorse reproduction. And that's only the beginning ...Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,352 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 2-27-08 - Published: 2-26-07 - Dib & Zim - Complete25. Pages from the Nuthouse reviewsSquidward goes to an insane asylum and is forced to keep a diary. This fic consists of his daily entries.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-19-08 - Complete26. Lesser of Two Parasites reviewsChowder gets worms from eating uncooked meat. At first he's horrified, but later he decides they're not as bad as the alternative ... cooties from Panini.Chowder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-11-08 - Complete27. Why Squidward No Longer Has an Elevator reviewsIn the episode Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost, there is an elevator in Squidward's house. But it never shows up again. Did SpongeBob have something to do with that? Of course.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-10-08 - Complete28. Water Young Adult Starvation Team reviewsShake and Carl's argument over the car prompts Meatwad to question the gang's name. Not getting any answers, he joins the Mooninites to become what they say is the opposite of a detective ... a space pirate.Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-4-08 - Complete29. Surfaces of Love reviewsThis is my version of the rumored episode. Warning, supposed spoiler inside. SpongeXSandy.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-28-08 - Complete30. Thirty Minutes reviewsChowder wants some pizza. BADLY.Chowder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-19-08 - Complete31. Physically Possible reviewsSpongeBob and Patrick find a strange list at the treedome. Now they must convince Sandy that some things are best left unexplained. Somewhat random.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-17-08 - Complete32. Escargot reviewsFor some reason, SpongeBob thinks Gary is going to have babies. Meanwhile, Squidward is quickly losing his sanity, though not for the reason he'd expected. Weird oneshot.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-6-08 - Complete33. The Christmas Party reviewsNot to give away a spoiler, but this is my version of a certain something referenced at the end of the episode, "The Secret Box."SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-23-07 - Complete34. Rain Check reviewsPlankton visits SpongeBob's house on a rainy day, with an idiotic plan he mistakenly thinks is good. But the pineapple is a deathtrap for someone Plankton's size.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-16-07 - Complete35. SpongeBob, Sandy, and Something in Between reviewsSpongeBob suffers a head injury after playing some extreme board games. When he wakes up, he's not exactly acting himself ...SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-9-07 - Complete36. Special Something » reviewsCOMPLETE. After Squidward uses his ink on him, an underwear clad SpongeBob ventures to find his own special something ...SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-8-07 - Published: 11-9-07 - Complete37. Plankton and Karen, Sitting in a Tree reviewsPlankton and his computer wife Karen converse as they spy on SpongeBob from a tree.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-2-07 - Complete38. SpongeBob Writes a Story reviewsSpongeBob decides to write a story after an unpleasant viewing experience. However, Squidward's critique is brutally honest.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-25-07 - Complete39. Thanksgiving aka Gluttony Day reviewsSandy wants to plan a Thanksgiving dinner at the treedome, but SpongeBob and Patrick misunderstand its meaning to be something else.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-18-07 - Complete40. In the Bathroom reviewsSpongeBob and Squidward are accidentally locked in the Krusty Krab bathroom overnight.SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-14-07 - Complete41. Everybody Dies reviewsGIR rips the tag off a mattess and thinks everybody is going to die as a result ... and for some reason, it really seems that way.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-15-02 - Gir - Complete42. The Day at WalMart Was Like a Simile reviewsZim and GIR go to WalMart, to try and learn the secret of conquering Earth, where they run into Dib and Gaz. This story is full of really strange similes.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 6-12-02 - Complete43. Zim Robs the 711 reviewsFor no apparent reason, Zim and GIR decide to rob the local 7-11 at gunpoint.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-21-02 - Complete44. The Friday the 13th Before Valentine's Day reviewsDib’s Valentine’s Day plan goes horribly wrong when he tries to hypnotize Zim. ZAGR.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 3-6-02 - Zim & Gaz - Complete
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