Welcome!! I've recently returned to the site (it's been two years!) and I want to start fresh. Yes I had a number of stories, but I've cleaned house and it's time to start anew.

I'm currently doing housekeeping (two years people!), so it may be a mess for a while...

HOUSEKEEPING NOTES:
Quotes should be pruned, but never will be, I like them
Future stories are always changing, in fact I'm about to do just that

Until our paths again cross, The Digital Artist.

Name: Joshua R. (No last name, I have too many stalkers!)
Male
Age: 18
Schools: BOLD Sr. High (graduated in May), Ridgewater College
Height: 5'10"
Eyes: Hazel
Email: Ask and ye shall receive (unless you're a spammer, then forget it).
Motto: "Impossible is my freaking specialty!"
Other great quotes:"We tell the truth. We do not flinch."
"If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem."

Profile:
I'm not at the top of my class, but I love to write. I've been a member here for quite some time, but am just now dusting off the account.

I'm going to school for computers. I'm one of those techno-geeks that can run laps around the average computer user, but I'm not tech support. I'm addicted to writing and communication in general. I'd be completely lost without my phone (my dad still doesn't understand why I need a full keyboard on it) and I'll probably need new batteries in my Logitech keyboard soon because of it. I own an a late 2006 Intel iMac, one that should be upgraded soon, so I use Pages for all of my writing.
Most of my inspiration comes simply from my thought, my friends, and my family. I've recently gotten into rewatching some anime and cartoons I've loved for years. But I'm also looking for new franchises to sink my teeth into. If you have any suggestions, I'll be glad to take them (both for my stories and something to watch).

Quotes:
2 1/2 Men
"You ain't much but you're the best she ever had."-Berta
"Well sure, honnerable is one way to go. But remember, this is the woman who lifts the stove with one hand to beat the mouse to death with the other."-Charlie Harper
"Damn it Charlie, get your fat ass out of bed. (looks at Alan) Hello Bright eyes"-Berta
"Oh you are so screwed."-Charlie
"I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but my mother feeds on the souls of the young."-Alan
"Jake, you listening to your iPod.""no.""Well start."-Charlie and Jake
"It's got a pulse Alan."-Charlie
"You know, it's tacky to arrive at a dinner empty handed. Maybe we should stop by and pick up a turkey dinner or a can of aresol chese.""Mom you are on fire tonight."- Ms. Harper, Charlie
"Jake...""iPod?""Atta boy."-Charlie, Jake
"If that loser steps one foot inside my house, I'm getting out my nail gun.""Great, we're going to be on an episode of COPS."-Berta, Ms. Harper
"Are you kidding? Hector invited his whole family over. It's like the Alamo over there."-Berta
"How smart do you have to be to have sex?""It's not that you have to be particulary smart.""Ya, look at your dad."-Jake, Alan, Charlie/Berta
"Grow a pair Charlie."-Charlie mocking Berta
"Now what?""Now we wait.""How will we know when it's done?""It'll call you on your cell phone."(Charlie, dumbfounded look)-Alan, Charlie
"Who's using my washing machine?""It's my washing machine.""You're dong laundry?""Hey it's not rocket science."-Berta, Charlie
"Take the money you were going to pay me, convert it into rolls of nickles, bend over...""Whoa, whoa, whoa."-Berta, Charlie
"God, you play along like a monkey with a mandalin."-Charlie
"Alright, give me the mandalin"-Charlie
"Just give me a heads up when you're lying.""I'm always lying. I'll give you a heads up when I'm not."-Alan, Charlie
"I'm gonna slug 'em. Can I slug 'em?""Slug 'em"-Berta, Charlie
"Why would she want me? I'm broke, middle-aged, twice divorced, and living with a 10 year old underachieving, flatulant son.""Berta, we're going to need a bigger basket""You're going to need cloroform and a rope"-Alan, Charlie, Berta
"Unbelivable, your plan is working. There must be something wrong with that girl.""There's a lot wrong with that girl"-Berta, Charlie
"Dear God, I'm working for Calugila!"-Berta
"Hey Zippy! What are you doing here?"-Berta
"I guess there's no trusting this butter anymore. Or these loose bananas."-Berta
"I just want you to know Alan, I'm very sorry.""You won the pool didn't you?""Yeah"-Judith, Alan
"That's the price you pay when you think with your penis.""Did you hear that from your mother?""No, your mother."-Jake, Charlie
"50 and it all goes away.""10""Done."-Jake, Charlie
"What are you doing?""Making plans.""Plans?""I think I'll have have a big lunch, then get really drunk and try to swim to Japan.""Why the lunch?""I want to cramp up and drown before the sharks rip me to shreds."-Charlie, Alan
"Just close the door on the way out.""Sure, I'll close it, then I'll nail it shut, plaster it over then hang a picture of something more cheerful over it. Like a plane crash."-Alan, Charlie
"Alan?""Oh, terrific."-Rose, Alan
"Rose, you're a stalker.""I prefer to be called boundary challenged.""Just go away.""I'm a stalker."-Alan, Rose
"I'm getting old, Jake. Old people nap a lot. It's like a dry run for death."-Alan
"So? Is he still curled up like a cocktail shrimp?""Yeah."-Charlie, Jake
"I've had relationships end and I don't curl up in bed over it.""Ahem.""You know what I mean."-Charlie, Berta
"What are you doing?""Something I never thought I'd have to do.""You don't mean?""Hello? Mom?"-Charlie, Berta, Rose
"You're all alone, you're broke.""Are we at the silver lining part yet?""Yes, short of contracting a flesh eating disease, you can't sink any lower. You've hit rock bottom.""You're right. You're soul-stealing and evil, but you're right."-Ms. Harper, Alan
"Sorry I had to send mom in there.""No, it's alright. You did what you had to do. I needed a slap to the face. Though with mom it's more like a nail-gun to the testicles."-Charlie, Alan

How I met your Mother
"You have a gambling problem. You'll bet me fifty.""No I won't. Ok, deal."-Marshall, Barney
"I've already ridden the subway end to end, twice. I've seen where the subway turns around. You don't ever want to see where the subway turns around."-Barney
"You're right. Everything can be traced back to him. Like that rash we got at christmas."-Ted

Bones NOTE: Dr. Temperance Brennen has many nicknames. I may use Dr, Tempe, Temp, Bones, Brennen, or Dr B. Angela may also be Ange. Seeley Booth is usually Booth. Jack Hodgens will usually be Hodgens because I have some odd memory block with his name.
"So I spent the night at Todd's. You remember Todd, right? The bass player with the big hands. Big, nimble hands.""Angela, I'm trying to piece together a skull.""And you're doing a great job. So I wake up this morning..."-Angela, Tempe
"(Holds up fist.) You're supposed to bump my fist with yours.""Why?""I'm told it's a widely acknowledged gesture of mutual success.""I love it when you two impersonate earthlings."-Zak, Tempe, Angela
"You could come down here you know.""You could come up.""Halfways.""As always."-Dr. B, Michael
"This is like watching cars mate."-Hodgens
"They were...""Very, very close?""Dr. Brennen is my forensic anthropology teacher. Does that mean...?""No."-Ange, Jack, Zak, Ange/Jack
"If she was his student, and I'm her student, then it follows...""Ain't gonna happen Zack-o, not in this universe."-Zak, Hodgens
"I'm not working tonight. I have a dinner.""What?"-Bones, Booth
"She's late. She's never late.""You worried?""I'm happy for her."-Ange, Hodgens
"I made a frattata.""Oh, wow, he cooks too. Can we share him?"-Michael, Ange
"I was agreeing.""Well don't, ok? It kinds freaks me out."-Tempe, Booth
"Bones, you ok?""Ya, why?""Cause the nutty professor is grading your paper."-Booth, Brennen
"Did you just give Zak and Hodgens a sign of encouragement?""Ya. It's the first time I've been able to look at them and not imagine Moe knocking heads together."-Ange, Booth
"Bones, she's an expert, just like you. She has an obvious personality disorder, but she wants to help."-Booth
"You're underestimating their intelligence.""You're overestimating their ability to stay awake."-Dr. B, District Attorney
"You need to learn the difference between reality and perception. A trial is all about perception.""Wow, you're the reason civilization is declining."-DA, Brennen
"Talk to her.""I kinda agree with her.""Thanks.""I really don't agree with you, I just don't like her."-DA, Booth, Dr., Booth
"They like Michael better than they like me. Apparently that's a problem."-Brennen
"Are they stupid?""Yes, they are stupid. However, compared to you, most of the world is a little stupid."- Tempe, Dr. Goodman
"You know one thing. She's going to be beautiful. Why would anyone go through all that pain and not end up beautiful?""Do the names Michael Jackson and Joan Rivers mean anything to you?""One of them. The other I'll look up."-Zak, Ange
"I know things that would curdle your blood, including a formula that literally curdles blood!"-Hodgins
"Friends don't let friends photocopy their butts at company Christmas parties!"-Ange
"Bring the skeleton in and I'll prove it wasn't a suicide.""Merry Christmas, Bones. (whistles) COME ON BOYS. BRING IT IN!"-Bones, Booth
"Booth, will you escort angela to the Christmas Party and make sure she doesn't photocopy her butt?"-Bones
"Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn, it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage, it watches reruns of Firefly."-Hodgens
"Hey, we have about half a liter of pure alcohol here. Dump it in the eggnog and we have the best Christmas party in history!"-Hodgens
"Sit!" (Zak's robot runs off table)-Hodgens
"Is that pure alcohol?""Yes, Dr. Brennen.""Do you really think Goodman is going to let you spike the eggnog after the fourth of July fiasco?""We may have to rethink."-Dr. B, Zak, Dr. B, Hodgens
"You people listen to me. There is a party going on upstairs, ok? A christmas party. We're going up there. We're going to talk to some people, we're going to sing some carrols, we're going to drink some eggnog. You (Booth) are going to kiss me under the mistletoe. On the lips. I might kiss you guys (Zak and Hodgens) under the mistletoe too. Maybe even you (Brennen) in a festive, non-lesbian manner. But we are going to that party."- Angela
"Anyone besides me worried that a guy dressed like Santa is in charge?"-Booth
"Other symptoms include euphoria, dream state, and mild hallucinations.""I'll take that."-Decontamination personnel, Ange
"You know what, I never realized how pretty all this shiny stuff is.""That is so not fair."-Booth, Hodgens
"You wanna know the true meaning of Christmas? It's being inside a 300 year old inn with a french canadian masseuse and 10 feet of snow outside.""Christmas is going home to Michigan, and heading into the woods to cut a 12 foot Christmas tree, and you all decorate it together. Brothers, sisters, nieces, nephews, 40 people who all love you and are all happy to see you. That my friend is the true meaning of Christmas.""Nah, I'm going to have to go with the masseuse on this one."-Hodgens, Zak
"What are those little, tiny lights dancing on the ceiling?""For the third time, those are minute firings on your optic nerve due to your reaction to the anti-fungal cocktail.""Wow, they're beautiful.""You are stoned agent Booth.""Oh good. Let's hope it lasts long enough to keep this from being the worst Christmas of my life."-Booth, Goodman
"What are those little lights on the ceiling again?"-Booth
"I'll tell you what I'm going to do for Christmas.""Good, at last you take part.""I'm going to solve a murder."-Brennen, Angela
"Bones! It's after midnight. It's Christmas Eve day. Both an eve and a day. It's a Christmas miracle."-Booth
"Wow, that's deep, that's a very deep pile of crap."-Booth
"Maybe string a bunch of test tubes together and fill them with luminescent liquids.""Nice. Very festive.""It'll probably give us cancer.""That would be fitting this christmas."-Hodgens, Ange, Zak, Goodman
"But for a father like myself, like Agent Booth, a few glowing test tubes do not make up for missing Christmas with the children.""Excuse me?""Be kind. Rewind.""Booth has a kid?"-Goodman, Ange, Zak, Hodgens
"Wait, you have a son?""Well, nothing brings people together like a christmas lung fungus."-Brennen, Booth
"Please, she's been sleeping alone for months. She has enough pent up sexual energy to power a small midwestern city"-Ange
"Ya, this is just for fun.""To see who's better?""Maybe, a little. Yeah"-Hodgens, Brennen
"You know, I need subtitles walking in here."-Booth
"Will the cover-ups start now? Or somewhere between here and the state department?"-Hodgens

Some famous dudes and dudettes
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams

My OCs (will be updated soonish)

Last updated (pruned): August 15, 2010 2:38 AM