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teslyn

(formerly known as Saraiyu Aes Sedai)

NOTE:

... I'm lazy. Don't expect frequent updates. =D

--name; teslyn

--age; 15

--gender; female

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1. The Drinking Game: Espada Style reviews

Gin fondly remembers the drinking game back in Seireitei; he forces his new comrades to play. Cue the Ultimate Feeling of Utter Doom, Grimmjow thinks.

Complete - Bleach - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-15-08 - Published: 4-15-08

2. Fun With Akatsuki » reviews

Beware- A collection of oneshots that capture the lovely moments in the lives of the lovely Akatsuki. - Chapter 22: Asking for Help

Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,726 - Reviews: 231 - Updated: 4-8-08 - Published: 11-22-06

3. The Drinking Game reviews

pure!crack Let’s play a game, they said. It’s perfectly harmless, they said. It’ll be fun. Perfectly harmless my ass, Ichigo thinks.

Complete - Bleach - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 4-7-08 - Published: 4-7-08

4. Taking Action reviews

Kuchiki Byakuya knows he cannot keep all the boys away from his little sister. But he can sure as hell try - after all, he's pretty for a reason, right? crack. pure crack.

Complete - Bleach - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-3-08 - Published: 4-3-08

5. Drawings reviews

Rukia's drawing skills have gotten worse. ...Or so Ichigo thinks.

Complete - Bleach - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-27-08 - Published: 3-27-08

6. Chronicles of a Psychologist » reviews

[crack!fic] Dr. Orochimaru sees many patients. Because the citizens and shinobi of Konoha aren't as mentally stable as we'd like to believe.[r&r]

Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-11-08 - Published: 11-6-07

7. A Pool of Emotions » reviews

[edited][reposted] “Sasuke was always stubborn. This time, I’ll make him and his precious village pay,” the blond hissed. [Bonds Not Broken sequel][R&R]

Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,852 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-12-07 - Published: 11-8-07

8. Bonds Not Broken » reviews

[editingreposting] Naruto left Konoha years ago. In a final attempt to sever all ties with the village, he writes to Sasuke one last time. But Sasuke was always a stubborn brat. [r&r]

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-6-07 - Published: 11-6-07

9. Things One Shouldn't Do reviews

[crack!fic] As a completely objective third party observer, I've seen a lot of things happen. And now, for your sakes, I've begun to compile a list of things you shouldn't do. [r&r] [Chapter 1. Taking a Leaf out of Orochimaru's Book]

Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-5-07 - Published: 11-5-07

10. His Way reviews

[HPDH spoilers] Lily Evans was his One and Only.[oneshot, edited]

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-19-07 - Published: 9-19-07

11. Dreams reviews

[End Rewritten, Reposted] Vala's dreams are plagued by truths, semitruths, and lies. Kind of a followup to Reality Don't need to read Reality to understand this, though [Read and Review.]

Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-15-07 - Published: 7-15-07

12. Reality reviews

Vala. Adria. The mother, the daughter. Alien and Orici. Right and wrong. What could have been. What should have been. What she wanted.

Complete - Stargate: SG-1 - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-5-07 - Published: 7-5-07

13. Daisy Chains

[kagsess] 50 themes. AU. [first 15 posted]

Inuyasha - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-22-07 - Published: 6-22-07

14. The Sword in the Golden Platformish Thing » reviews

[Now with an epilogue! Le gaspeh!] An Athurian saga:The dramatic tale of Lord Sir Knight Sesshomaru, Sir Inuyasha, the damsel in distress Lady!Kagome, Squire Myouga, Page Jaken... and the newly drawn Tessaiga. Chaos ensues.[Slight Crack. R&R]

Complete - Inuyasha - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-5-07 - Published: 5-3-07

15. Touched by an Angel » reviews

[Drabble] Naruto is completely oblivious to the changes he makes in other people. Those people are not. These are their thoughts, their stories. [R&R] Chapter 4: Hinata Hyuuga [Crushed for a Crush]

Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 11-29-06

16. Liar reviews

[SessKag] In which Sesshomaru accuses Kagome of lying, and a disturbed Inuyasha is scarred for life. [My sad attempt at fluff. R&R?]

Complete - Inuyasha - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-23-07 - Published: 4-23-07

17. Bells » reviews

Random, short, oneshots on the Bell Test. [Chapter 5]In which Arashi is a pervert who is disappoinated with his team.[R&R]

Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-11-07 - Published: 11-12-06

18. Open Eyes reviews

[Short ficlet]The kid’s soft, painfilled voice caught Sasuke’s attention, and the ANBU captain leaned in, discretely listening.[Based on the song 'The Christmas Shoes]... R&R

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-25-06 - Published: 12-25-06

19. Steps to Immortality » reviews

[Orochimaru fic] Orochimaru wasn’t always obsessed with immortality. Actually, it was quite the contrary... But that all changed as he took his first steps towards his twisted goal. This is how he became who he is.[R&R]

Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-11-06 - Published: 12-11-06

20. Operation Orochi » reviews

[Sequel to Annoying the Akatsuki 101] Saraiyu has finally met up with Orochimaru. Join her as she annoys the stuffing out of the Snake sannin! Rated for pottymouths and implied yaoi.[R&R]... [COMPLETE]

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,581 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 12-8-06 - Published: 10-1-06

21. Hatred » reviews

[o.O] A collection of oneshots inspired by randomness. [Chapter 3 up]Itachi can't hate Kisame, now or ever. [R&R]

Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-13-06 - Published: 9-24-06

22. Annoying the Akatsuki 101 » reviews

[First Fanfic]What happens when four members of the Akatsuki hold a girl captive to lure the Kyuubi? And what happens when that girl turns out to be a notorious prankster set on making her captors regret meeting her? [reposting]

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,333 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 10-5-06 - Published: 8-28-06