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Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter. Almost all my fanfiction is up here at FF.net apart from my 18-rated fics, which are at The Silver Snitch. ...And Serve Harry kills Voldemort, most of the top Death Eaters and, unfortunately, several VIPs at the Ministry of Magic, and is put on the prison ward at St Mungo’s since everyone believes he is insane. HP/LM; my sole Harry/Lucius fic. Rated for violence. Voldemort Rides Again Harry is sent to Azkaban for committing grossly unnatural acts with a centaur. Voldemort seizes the opportunity to kidnap him, but, alas, is unable to overcome certain feelings of inferiority. Harry/Firenze, Harry/Voldie, Harry/horse. Crack. Rated for rudeness. Both can be reached from my TSS profile, when TSS is working (which sadly isn't all the time). | |||||||
1. How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Lord V » reviewsNuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,854 - Reviews: 219 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 5-16-07 - Harry P. & Voldemort2. Voldie's Book Club » reviewsVoldemort is imprisoned and tortured. Harry visits him and gets off with him. Torture, swearing, sexual references. HPGW, RWDM, HPLV.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,385 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 3-14-07 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete3. The Gardener Repents reviewsNeither side won the war. A glum Voldie follows Harry and wishes that things could change. HPLV, pretentious.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-18-06 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete4. Ghost In The Cell reviewsAs punishment for his misdeeds, Voldemort is buried alive in a steel coffin a mile beneath the ocean. HPLV.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-19-06 - Voldemort & Harry P. - Complete5. The Secret Power Of Eleven Year Old Girls reviewsYou should always watch out for eleven year old girls. We might grow up to become writers. Femslash: Ginny Weasley and Blaise Zabini's mum.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-12-06 - Ginny W. - Complete6. Death In Love reviews“Death” falls in love with Harry, and sends him cobwebs, thorns and snakes to win his affection. HPLV. Mild injury, sexual content, slash and PPP: Pretentious Purple Prose.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 61 - Published: 11-10-06 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete7. Twisted reviewsHarry attempts suicide by jumping off the Astronomy Tower, and accidentally impales Voldemort by landing on top of him. Despite the summary, this is not crack. Violence, attempted suicide, self mutilation, swearing. HPLV.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,348 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 11-7-06 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete8. The Quidditch Team, the Peeping Tom and the reviewsDumbledore decrees that the members of each of the Hogwarts Quidditch teams must share a bed in order to improve their teamwork. It works, in manner of speaking. Slash, femslash, het.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,404 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 10-23-06 - Harry P. & George W. - Complete9. Into Jerusalem reviewsVoldemort Transfigures Harry into a donkey. It’s a pity he didn’t take Ali Bashir a bit more seriously.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-16-06 - Voldemort & Harry P. - Complete10. Ouch reviewsHarry’s a self mutilator. He’s surprised to find that Seamus seems to be, too. Warnings: positive and humorous presentation of self mutilation. Doesn't make sense unless you've read books 5 and 6, and, I must admit, possibly not even then.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-18-06 - Harry P. & Seamus F. - Complete11. The Man Of Mystery reviewsProfessor McGonagall wants Harry to find the new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. Written for the Spam Sender challenge at Perposterice.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-8-06 - Minerva M. & Harry P. - Complete12. The Superii reviewsThe final confrontation between the Trio and Voldemort. Harry’s late.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-31-06 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete
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