Name: Diana 'Dean' Parker

Age: 17

Location: Unknown...no seriously...i don't know where i am anymore...I'm forever lost in my mind...

Fav. Show(s): ROBIN HOOD!! Torchwood and Doctor Who...and Bones, Criminal Minds, etc...

Fav. Books: The Twilight Saga and Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys...

Favorite Saying...In 50 years, don't you wanna look back and say you had the guts to get in the car?

Friends on FF~

Mira-My first friend on here and is one of the most amazing and strongest people i know..Love you Sis..My Alice...

Cee-One of my bestest friends...she's always there when i need her and is one of the strongest people i know...My Bella...

Zara-giggles My little Pixie...always makes me smile and reminds me why life aint always so bad...

RRA- My home away from Home...the mental asylum otherwise know as Robin's Revenge Army...13 crazy, hyper and insane girls who make the best family any one would be lucky to have...

Really Random, And Proud!!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are a Hopeless Romantic, Copy this into your profile...

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Sayings To Live By:

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, life is short, so party we must!

You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same.

Never be afraid to try new things. After all, an amatuer built the arc, but professionals built the titanic!

Do not fear death. Rather, the unlived life. You don't need to live forever, you just need to live.

I am an individual.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

Dream. Never forget to dream. Without dreams, the world crumbles into the monotonous, and everything turns gray and slows to a still.

"Come to the dark side, we have cookies!"

"Artifical Intelligence beats real stupidity."

"This isn't an office, it's hell with florecent lighting."

"You are depriving some village of an idiot."

"Aw, did I just step on your poor itty-bitty little ego?"

"I started out with nothing and still have most of it left."

"Chaos, panic and disorder... Well, my work here is done."

Favorite Quotes:

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I intend to live forever...So far so good!

Normal people worry me.

Everyone in life has a purpose. Mine is to be a bad example.

One by one the lawn gnomes steal my sanity.

Out of my mind, please leave a message.

Define normal.

Do you think I'm weird? Don't answer that.

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard was not what I meant.

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.

I walk the line between brilliance and insanity.

Some one liners to make you smile...

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
7. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
8. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
9. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
10. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
11. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
12. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
13. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
14. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a ... everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school. It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
THAT'S MESSED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Choose—me or your life?
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and boy runs after and says..
The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
Post on your profile if you love.

You know your addicted to Robin hood when...

1. Get unreasonably excited When your English teacher mentions euphemisms. YES!! and when asked to give an example first thing that comes to mind is HONEY...giggles

2. See a pigeon and think 'Lardener!' Maybe...

3.. Are tempted to apply to Nottingham University for no other reason than its connection with Robin Hood. nope...

4. Are tempted to say "They aren't crying, they're laughing on the wrong side of their face." when someone cries (Just a few times...)

5. Have watched the Crafty craftsman, Honey euphemism, Booby & the Beast, Will and Djaq barn scene 'episode clips on youtube countless times. (And more than just those clips! I Love Will and Djaq!!)

6. Wish it was October already! why??

7. Have taken up writing fanfiction because you have so many ideas of possible situations for your favourite characters. Um...points to RRA

8. Yell at your family/housemates to shut up so you can watch Robin Hood and not miss anything, even if you've seen it ten times before. YES!!

9. Sulk when you discover Will/Allan/Much/Djaq doesn't have a character profile on your DVD YES!! MY MUCH!! tackles and cuddles

10. Listen to songs and apply the lyrics to characters from the show sort of kind of...

11. Your wallpaper on your laptop is a character from the show When my laptop isn't in the shop Yes!!

12. Search obsessively for cast interviews on youtube only if i have time...

13. Randomly hum the theme tune to yourself YES!!

14. Suddenly know where Nottingham, Israel and Acre are on the map. YUPS!!

15. Have tried to find to find Sherwood Forest/Locksley/Acre on Google Earth (Yes!!

16. Have made your own fan video and posted it on youtube I wish...

17. cant stop thinking about it sometimes...

18.Have arguement in the middle of geography over whos fitter, Will or Allan MUCH!! sighs Fine...Will...but Much is WAAAAY HOTTER!!

19.Write about them instead of doing a Charles dickens essay because you get distracted by his great great grandson um...??

20. Cant do any work in ICT coz theres a picture on the wall of Robin Hood um...

21.Everytime someone says Baby you think about baby seth and the outlaws (No)

22.In history your teacher says the cursades and you shout ROBIN HOOD WAS IN THEM! YES!!

23. The Slut in your form looks like Sarah the person Rob snogged in series 1 and you continuely point that out Um...not really...but is it just me or does she look a bit like Rose from DW?

24. Everytime the Word Robin Hood comes up you jump for joy YES!!

25. Your friends all think your mad because everything links back to it Yh...

26. When your English teacher asks you to do a presentation on your fave thing you do Robin Hood Yh...or DW...or the RRA which was created from the evil sadistic BBC writers who have a death wish for killing everyone off...

27. Have a HUGE argument in Philosophy/RS about weather or not Robin Hood was real YES!! and I won it! i don't know how..but i did...

28. Read Dickens and just think of his great-great-great-grandson (Harry Lloyd) and not the classic book you're reading

29. Can reciete whole episodes looks sheepish Maybe...

A Note For Anyone Who Reads this...My Robin Hood Stories Will Have Marian In Them...For Those of You Who Have Seen The Season 2 Finale Will Know Why...Marain Will Always Be In My Stories...She IS The Voice of England...She can NEVER Be Silenced...

If Allan A Dale was your fave character (or one of them) from Robin Hood BBC, and refuse to even contemplate life (and the show) without him, copy and paste this into your profile. Down with BBC producers!

Come Hell Or High Water...You're Stuck with Me...