Author has written 1 story for Naruto, and Hikaru no Go.

I am in the process of writing a story, as I was struck with inspiration, and am blessed with good friends who can curb my lazy tendencies. Thanks guys.

Yo! My name is Swordsmagician, at least until I come up with a better alias. Apparently no one reads these, but I'll write on my profile anyway.

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This is the Death whose particular sphere of operations is, well, not a sphere at all, but the Discworld, which is flat and rides on the back of four giant elephants who stand on the shell of the enormous star turtle Great A'Tuin, and which is bounded by a waterfall that cascades endlessly into space.

Scientists have calculated that the chance of anything so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.

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There were probably worlds, Captain Vimes mused in his gloomier moments, where there weren't wizards (who made locked room mysteries commonplace) or zombies (murder cases were really strange when the victim could be the chief witness) and where dogs could be relied on to do nothing in the night time and not go around chatting to people. Captain Vimes believed in logic, in much the same way as a man in the desert believed in ice - ie., it was something he really needed, but this just wasn't the world for it. Just for once, he thought, it'd be nice to solve something.

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'Is this a matter for the Watch?' said the lawyer Mr Slant. 'Mr Cohen in simply returning property to its original owner.'

'That is an insight which had not hitherto occurred to me,' said Lord Vetinari smoothly. 'However, the Watch would not be the men I think they are if they couldn't think of a reason to arrest anyone. Commander Vimes?'

'Conspiracy to make an affray should do it,' said the Head of the Watch, lighting a cigar.

'And Captain Carrot is a persuasive young man,' said Lord Vetinari.

'With a big sword,' grumbled Mr Slant.

'Persuasion comes in many forms,' said Lord Vetinari.

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About the Author

I'm an average student. I don't have magic powers (which may be a good thing). I'm not an only child, or the youngest sibling in a large family (cause they get all the adventures, don't they) or an orphan. I'm not a genius either, or super-multi-talented, though I'm not stupid. I hope.

So what am I?

I'm lazy, for one thing. This may be due to the fact that I'm a compulsive daydreamer. I've had this condition (practically a mental handicap) ever since I was a child. This leads to the 'not all there' issue. The fact is that I can't stop, because I'm accustomed to entertaining myself in the dark depths of my mind. This is why I'm rarely bored, as opposed to my sister. It creates a lot of problems when I'm in the middle of a conversation and I drift off into my own little world, or maths class.

I'm addicted to anime, manga, fanfiction and reading in general. Action, adventure, fantasy... I also like computer and video games, though I don't play often.

Honestly, when you're addicted to the above, you won't do drugs.

And when you have such expensive past times, you won't even have MONEY left for drugs anyway!

~ Lazy ~ Fazed ~ Intelligent ~ Disorganised ~ Creative ~ Weird ~ Thinking ~ Work In Progress

And about the writer business? The problem is that I can't get my ideas from mind to page.

And even if I did I'd probably be sued for plagiarism.

Oh the backlash of fanfiction.

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Quotes
(all names are anonymous, so don't kill me if something witty said by you appears on this page, or in stories.)

School and Friends

'I know where you live. I know your address. I know your mobile number. I even know the name of your boyfriend!'
(There's always one teacher at school that is intimidating, dedicated, and who knows EVERYTHING. No names, but this particular one is absolutely an AMAZING person and teacher).

Mr L: 'Think of the F-word? Factorise!'

Mr B: 'Who should I pick on today...Not you three, you look like nerds.'

Mr S: 'Distract her from the pain in her chest - hit her on the back.'

J: You can be a geek. Geeks are just...socially awkward.
Me: Are you calling me socially awkward?
J: (without hesitation) Yes.

L: I want to draw dark and disturbing things.
Vh: Like me?

And History needs its own Heading

Ice Mummy: Return of the Ice Man (in proper heroic terms)

Ms M: 'Did you know he had worms?
Ac: 'He ate worms!?'
Ms M: '...No, he didn't eat worms.'

'You lure someone to the Alps, smash 'em on the head, and when they discover the body you're long gone. This is not a step-by-step guideline on what to do on your holidays.'

'Did feral cereals run around when you try tried to pat them?' (A strange conversation on domesticated cereals)

Vn: 'I hate maths!'
Ms M: 'Well done! You're parents must be so disappointed.'

'Well, they didn't have naughty corners in Celtic times.'

Js: No, but Mythbusters proved that it happened!'

At: 'There are myths and there are myths, like leprechauns & gold at the end of the rainbow, and Atlantis.'

'He looks like Ramses - after he was mummified.'

'I've watched this movie eight times, and each time I want to pick up a gun and shoot Roger.'

'Gee, at least I'm not a stone quarrier in Aswath.'

Ms M: 'What did you think the forum was, a shopping mall? Actually, it was!'

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Current Works in Progress

First Fic: Shikamaru no Go
My spark of an idea that I've actually written and posted about! It's grown a little, and with time and effort I may be able to write a decent story.
It's now in the crossover section.

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Updates:

11 June 2009: Second chapter of SnG posted!

20 July 2009: Chapter 3 of SnG post.

31 August 2009: Chapter 4 of SnG posted.

30 September 2009: Chapter 5 of SnG posted. Edited a bit.

31 October 2009: Chapter 6 posted.

30 November: Chapter 7 post - my longest yet!