Hello! I am here to read and review your stories with impeccable grammar and suave flair!

I am a twenty-two year old married college student, who has nothing better to do in her spare time than read and write fanfiction...Just kidding. But seriously now.

So I'm fairly new to the fanfiction.net community, but not new to fanfics by any means. I'm into Advent and FFVII pretty badly now, it's becoming an obsession. I've done a lot of Harry Potter in the past, mostly Draco/Ginny stuff and I'm on a couple other sites with stories. Really enjoying the characters in here. My favorite of all time is definitely Reno, followed by Kadaj, Tseng and Elena (they kinda go together as a package I think), and Sephiroth just rules everything awesomely.

On a darker note of warning, flaming is bad, anonymous flaming is irresponsible and the WORST, because it means that you are not only cruel enough to rub dirt in the face of someone's brainchild, but you cop out on the responsibility of it, too. Like the kid that throws rocks at the little girls and then blames it on his brother. And like that little girl's mom, if I find out you did it, you are going to be PAIN. Not IN pain, not EXPERIENCING pain, you will BE pain. No, really. It doesn't faze me much, other than to piss me off, but when I see that happening to people that are just tentatively starting out writing and are really vulnerable, it infuriates me. Constructive criticism is what they need, not name-calling and put-downs.

If you want me to read your story, or beta read it for you, within reason I would be happy to. I can't do it for fifty people or anything, or read forty chapters by the next day, but if it's reasonable I'd be happy to help you out with it. I am absolutely the mad queen of grammar, it irks me to no end to find typos and spelling errors in my stories, so if you see one, let me know.

The plot on the AC one I'm doing is...ok. I'm not nuts about the pace, it's sorta jerky. I'm pretty happy with the other one. Both of them were written based on ideas I had of a particular scene later on in the story, so I'm either working up to that scene, or coming down after it in both. Still editing.

So read, review, enjoy!

P.S. Don't be insulted if I don't favorite or alert your story, it doesn't mean I don't like it. I just have to be picky because I can't read forty updates a week, I have homework!