| alohakaoha |
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter. I'm a college student, and I haven't outgrown my love of Harry Potter fanfiction (the day I found fanfiction.net was the day my brain exploded). I love Sirius Black. (Really though, who doesn't?) I have a few plots circling in my brain but nothing concrete and nothing that I have a definite end to. I'm pre-med so I probably won't update as much as the semester continues. Enjoy! I specialize in writing about the deranged minds of our favourite Marauders. And I mean deranged in the most pleasant way. hehe. I have a great beta called fuegodealmas! She joined my crazy train once I started writing "Sunny Disposition" go check her profile up! I have a wonderful new livejournal site, Moste Tendere Productions(e) that will include random one-sentence stories about random Harry Potter characters, ER, Chuck, Pushing Daisies. etc. etc. etc. The first story up so far has to do with Gideon and Fabian Prewett, my current favorite characters from the HPfandom. Upcoming Work: Vignettes of what could have been: A first attempt at AU. As these are vignettes on what should have been, they are exactly that. A look into the lives of Gwen Prewett and Sirius Black had they not been torn apart by dark wizards with a megalomaniac complex. That story, the canon story, is an altogether different one, and it may be written, once this one's done, when I'm ready to say goodbye to the Prewetts. Sigh. Ginger Series (I know, I know, Gwen again, haha) The Ginger Series The Mating of the Wersh - My pride and joy. The idea for this fic came to me during my anatomy exam. Betwixt trying to remember which muscle was involved in raising the scapula (Levator Scapulae, ironic), suddenly I was reminded of the Monty Python sketch of the man who spoke in anagrams. Eric Idle was playing a man who was trying to replicate Shakespeare's works in anagram form. This included Taming of the Shrew, which in his ridiculously wrong anagram formation, became The Mating of the Wersh. So there it was, the title to my fic. What is it about, you ask? Well, so you have our dear Marauders in their seventh and last year at Hogwarts, the year that, apparently, Lily gets Stupefied enough times to go out with James Potter. (Forgive me, J.K. Rowling, forgive me). James is still listlessly waiting for this day to come, and is a bit, er, stilted, to see how ridiculously successful a certain Sirius Black is with the ladies. Remus Lupin, the ever clever Marauder, challenges the female friendly Padfoot with this: "You, Sirius Black, cannot snog, frisk, or date anyone until James Potter gets Lily Evans." So you can see, my well read friends, where the storyline of The Taming of the Shrew comes in, rather, The Mating of the Wersh. The Wersh, bother, Shrew, in this case is not James, however, who would probably very readily be dating Lily Evans, who is, in fact, the real Wershy Shrew. That Was Nice- a follow up to "The Mating of the Wersh" in which Gwen Prewett holds out a little longer from shagging Sirius. Cloaked innuendo, not so cloaked innuendo, Christmas, more Gideon and Fabian, and a glimpse of life at The Burrow. The Making of a Wersh- short fluffy oneshot about third year Gwen who fancied a very charming and ego inflated Sirius Black. Distractions - Now a threeshot. Takes a look into Sirius' perspective during Remus' challenge. Part of The Ginger Series. The Mating of the Wersh: Brothers Prewett Edition- Let's be frank, they are Gwen's most vigilant protectors, and they do it in style. A look into the (maybe deranged) minds of Gideon and Fabian Prewett as they watch their sister grow up and fall for one Sirius Black. They may have been dismissive, but in all honesty, they just wanted to hex him for a bit of fun. Other Completed Work: Sunny Disposition- so aptly named because that is usually the term given to delightful dogs. And, well, Sirius Black is a delightful dog, bit shy around girls though. Marauder Era. A Thousand Pictures Fill My Head- My hand at an angsty oneshot, post Sunny Disposition. | |||||||||
1. Official Investigation by Plant and Page reviewsA response to JKR's 800 word prequel. Oneshot. A certain pair of Order members go and clean up James and Sirius' mess.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-16-08 - Complete2. A Normal Day reviewsThe Prewett Brothers' last day. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-21-08 - Complete3. Vignettes On What Could Have Been » reviews[Ginger Series]Read Mating of the Wersh, first. As these are vignettes on what should have been, they are exactly that. A look into the lives of Gwen Prewett and Sirius Black had they not been torn apart by dark wizards with a megalomaniac complex.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 112,406 - Reviews: 160 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 12-1-07 - Sirius B. & OC4. The Mating of the Wersh: Brothers Prewett Edition » reviewsRead [The Ginger Series] first. A look into the maniacal and softer sides of Gideon and Fabian Prewett. The Brothers Prewett Edition spins The Mating of the Wersh to their point of view. More accurate summary in profile.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,764 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-28-07 - Published: 11-25-07 - Complete5. Distractions » reviews[Part of The Ginger Series] Sirius Black surely doesn't get feelings for girls. I mean, they're just good for a shag right? An introspective look at Sirius Black before, during and after Remus' challenge. THREESHOT. Takes place during Mating of the WershHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-18-07 - Published: 11-13-07 - Sirius B. & OC - Complete6. The Making of A Wersh reviewsA part of The Ginger Series:: Gwen Prewett didn't always hate Sirius Black.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-12-07 - Sirius B. & OC - Complete7. That Was Nice » reviewsFor Gwen Prewett was a most horrid ginger temptress and did not give in so quickly to Sirius Black's wiles. A four part followup to The Mating of the Wersh::Part of the Ginger Series:: Rated M for suggestive language.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,201 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 11-11-07 - Published: 11-5-07 - Sirius B. & OC - Complete8. The Mating of the Wersh » reviewsRemus challenges Sirius into being unable to date, snog, frisk or shag any girl until James can get Lily to go out with him. What happens? Hilarity ensues as Sirius tries to fight his urges. Marauder era. SBOC, JPLE.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,893 - Reviews: 193 - Updated: 11-3-07 - Published: 10-7-07 - Sirius B. & OC - Complete