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Author has written 23 stories for Teen Titans, Xiaolin Showdown, Transformers/Beast Wars, Naruto, Chronicles of Narnia, Hellboy, Artemis Fowl, X-Men: The Movie, Merlin, Lord of the Flies, Skins, and Harry Potter. ICON CREDIT TO THE_MUPPET ON LlIVEJOURNAL. DO NOT STEAL. Me So, hi. My name begins with M, but not with that letter, I am 16, and I write lots and lots of fic. Chances are you won't see most of it up here, because it's almost all unfinished. -headdesk- I like most music, excepting heavy rap about beating up your grandma, classical and screamo. Appearence-wise, I am a quite short, quite skinny weirdo with short ginger hair (natural colour). I have no piercings or tattoos (yet), I have blue eyes that usually house contacts (everybody cheer sarcastically for the short-sighted) and I dress like a colour-blind three year old. Personality-wise, I am painfully optimistic at the same time as being sarcastic and blunt. I have very few friends in the real world, but that's because I don't get on well with most people :) I can be cuttingly honest sometimes, and lots of people don't like that. I also have violent tendencies that tend to put people off. Nothing serious, but when I threaten to hit someone if they don't shut up, I mean it. I'm making myself sound kinda mean, but I'm really not. I squee over ridiculous things (mostly happy endings and adorable icons and fluffy kittens - I want a cat so bad!) and laugh almost non-stop. Apparently I'm quite funny, but I wish I could somehow transfer that to my fics. I can't write comedy. I suck at it. -sigh- My fave TV shows are comedy panels like QI, Buzzcocks and Mock The Week (oh, Frankie Boyle, you hit below the belt every time, but it's so goddamn funny). My hobbies include, but are not limited to, writing, reading, making vids (oh how tempremental are the gods of WMM), singing, sleeping, playing the piano, watching movies, laughing insanely, blowing bubbles from those ready-made soap bubble things with the wands you blow through, swearing, avoiding responsibility, being lazy, eating and working frantically to keep up with the rest of my classes. I do not like the usual (racists, homophobes, etc), but also people who are extremely talented but insist their work is crap, illogical pessimism, awkward situations, sandy beaches, people who are unnecessarily mean to others, bullies, people who ask dumb questions to try and embarrass you, small-time animal abusers (stuff like killing spiders just because you can), pointless relationships, almost all fruits and vegetables and people who break promises. I like rocky beaches, bubbles, funny icons, incredible fanart, inspirational stories, funny stories, old fairytales (of the creepy vein), old rhymes (eg. Rawhead and Bloody Bones), superhero movies, weird clothes that clash, things that glow in the dark, broken clocks and watches, wicca, beautifully made fanvids with manips that make me weep for better software than WMM, films and music that give me goosebumps, film scores, laughing, smiling, making other people happy and not going out of the house for days at a time. Random stuffs: I have a pet corn snake called Dagon, whom I love beyond all belief. :) I adore shiny things, bright colours, and gothic clothing, and I often try to mix the three with varying interesting results. ;) I write down all the quotes I love on brightly coloured post-it notes and stick them above my computer, next to the picture of a Barbados sunset (wish I'd actually taken it), a manip picture of me by a friend, a bunch of stickers and a broken (smashed) watch. I am desperate to get tattoos - I'm going to use the two years I have till I can get it/them done to perfect my ideas. I can't seem to stop smiling sometimes. :) I love blowing the seeds off dandelion heads (tattoo idea, that). I squee constantly about the silliest things. I use the phrase 'for the win!' entirely too much in everyday conversation. Fandom consumes my life, eats my soul and drains my brain. THE PLOTBUNNIES HUNT ME!! I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. My fanart - http://myrmidryadthesecond.deviantart.com/ My fanvids - http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=myrmidryad My LiveJournal - http://myrimidryad.livejournal.com/ Current fandom: Merlin. Oh how adorable is Colin Morgan? And how ridiculously beautiful is Katie McGrath? Bradley and Angel are also awesome, and yeah, I'll shut up now before I go off on a massive rant about how much I love it. Quotes Inner me: And what happened to that fic? Me:...it's on hiatus. Inner me: IT'S ALWAYS ON FUCKING HIATUS! Connie: That apple has more bruises than Arnold Schwarzenegger! Ceri: Touch wood. (knocks on Lucy's head) Lucy: Y-hey! G.K Chesterson: Fairytales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. Herm Albright: A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then the world will know peace. Eddie Izzard: F...I'll get a tray, fuck it. This ones wet. And this ones wet, and this ones wet, this one is wet, this one is wet - did you dry these in a rainforest? Why, with the power of the death star do we not have a tray that is fucking dry? Quote from Death Star Canteen animated here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw watch it. Trust me. It's extremely funny! Peter: I refuse to believe I am the only blond in the history of Narnia Quote from Black Dwarves, Blue River by the incredible elecktrum. If you a Narnia fan, her stories will blow you away. Guaranteed. Omi: In your head Raimundo! Raimundo: In my face! Omi: Talk to my fingers. Gaius: I presume it's the plight of the druid boy that's causing your head to wrinkle like a lizard's elbow? Tom: He's heading for the waffles! ~ Cheaper by the Dozen People said that pigs would fly when America had a black president, and sure enough, within 100 days of Obama's presidency, swine flu. Emo Phillips: When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. aerylia on LJ: As long as you're BREATHING, you're not FAILING. Steve Landesburg: Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. E.L. Doctrow: Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia. 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1. Nothing Happens Unless First We Dream reviewsSome angsty, ultimately fluffy Merlin/Arthur slash. A oneshot in which Merlin's imagination ambushes him and plays at being torturous, and there is an epidemic of truth. Some spoilers for 2.07, frottage and general goodness.Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,594 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-8-09 - Arthur & Merlin - Complete2. A Lack Of Colour reviewsOneshot zombie AU, based on some beautiful fanart I've included the link inside . Warnings: Character death. SLASH. Arthur, Merlin, Morgana, Gwen, Lance and Greg are survivors in a zombie-torn wasteland. And then Merlin gets bitten. Rated T for safety.Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-30-09 - Arthur & Merlin - Complete3. Musings reviewsMovieverse. On the train ride back to Hogwarts, Draco contemplates his summer, his new mission, and the reasons for his actions. Rated T to be safe, a little bit dark - contains torture of Muggles and Potter-bashing.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-22-09 - Draco M. - Complete4. The Burrow Burns reviewsAn extended scene from the movie. Mostly twin-centric, so hooray for Fred and George. Movieverse. Rated T just in case.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-17-09 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete5. Slow Down The Time reviewsSlash, a little bit smutty, a little bit fluffy. Mostly from Arthur's POV as he tries to understand Merlin. Includes a link inside to the song that inspired this Woods by Bon Iver so you can listen while you read if you like. Rated M for sexual content.Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-17-09 - Arthur & Merlin - Complete6. An Outside Observation reviewsSLASH - don't like, don't read. Short oneshot featuring a renegade young sorcerer as he tracks Arthur and Merlin in the woods outside Camelot. Little does he know that Merlin is also a warlock. T for character death, but not Arthur or Merlin.Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-17-09 - Arthur & Merlin - Complete7. Epic » reviewsMovieverse. Not much of the actual mainstrean characters, but it does end up eventually with EdmundxOC pairing. Be warned - she ain't human but she ain't Narnian either. Full summary inside, so check it out. Definately the longest I've written.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,225 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 6-17-09 - Published: 11-15-088. Gentle reviewsCook on 'surfing and turfing' Pandora. T to be safe. Oneshot - a bit drabbley.Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-14-09 - Complete9. Georgie Porgie » reviewsGeorge was Arthur's last manservant - remember the poor sod in ep 1 having knives thrown at him? This is his reaction to getting sacked and his advice to Merlin, his replacement. No pairings yet, and no slash. Merlin's first week.Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,554 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 1-16-09 - Published: 11-30-0810. The Wedding of Guinevere of Camelot » reviewsTitle says it all. Gwen has been framed for stealing Uther's crown and Igraine's jewels and is due to hang for it and Merlin and Arthur are days away. ArthurxGwen all the way. Plot and summary details inside. T to be safe.Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,003 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 12-21-08 - Complete11. One for Sorrow reviewsMerlin saves Arthur's life using magic and the Prince finds out. That basically sums it up. Result of a crazy stupid-AM spree with a pad and pencil. Can be slash if you want - touchy-feely fluff included here folks. Come and get it! Please! 'Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-19-08 - Complete12. Destiny Unfolding reviewsNimueh woke to cold. Randomish thingy I thought up. Nimueh lives, but she can't leave the island. Find out why and get a lovely history lecture on the origin of the island and those seven stones they weren't always stones . Bonus: Another name for MerlinMerlin - Rated: K+ - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-19-08 - Complete13. Roger reviewsThis is like a written version of the dramatic monologue I did in my English class for speaking and listening. Got an A*, which is pretty amazing, and I was really proud of it. It's like a little speech by Roger a while after the island. Creepy and dark.Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-3-08 - Complete14. Missing » reviewsTrouble Kelp's death has been faked by Mud Men looking for a fairy to activate the magic of the first human-fairy hybid. Will Trouble ever escape? Will Holly ever see him again? Warning: Angst in the later chapters and heavy abuse. HxT all the way.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,344 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 11-2-08 - Published: 10-5-08 - Trouble K. & Holly S.15. Pyro reviewsPoem, non-rhyming, non-sappy, and quite good in my opinion. Considering I've never written poetry before and this was done in a chemistry lesson. Concerns Pyro's beginnings, but is quite vague and very short.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-9-08 - Pyro - Complete16. Meant To Be reviewsOneshot on Nuala on her last few hours, including the end as accurately written as possible. NOT TWINCEST! AbeXNuala cos I love them Not drabbly, does include a moment between her and Nuada just before Hellboy etc comes charging in. Rated T to be safe.Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-6-08 - Complete17. Balance reviewsPeter may not have wanted to admit it, but we needed Edmund. As siblings, we are balanced, and the balance is delicate. Oneshot from Susans POV flowing from Edmund's return to the coronation celebrations.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-28-08 - Susan Pevensie & Edmund Pevensie - Complete18. Bad Habit reviewsOneshot based on The Dresden Dolls' awesome song 'Bad Habit', Kakashi has a bad habit, but someone he's loved for years doesn't mind. KakashiXOC Warning - contains self harming, but not in a suicidal or depressing way. Rated T to be safe.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-22-08 - Kakashi H. - Complete19. Linyphiidae » reviewsHitomi Hiragana is a spider user. When she is teamed up with Shino Aburame on a mission, strange feelings arise. ShinoXOC rated T to be safeNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,843 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-10-08 - Shino A. - Complete20. Pain and Reform reviewsDuring and after Kankuro's fight with Sasori, Kankuro thinks back on his and Gaara's relationship through the pain and realises that he has to stop hating Naruto for helping Gaara when he couldn't, though he felt it was his duty as a big brother.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,393 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-22-08 - Kankuro - Complete21. Mr Blue reviewsWhen Mirage was just a rookie soldier, he and Smokescreen went to a run down planet in the backside of nowhere. While there, Mirage discovers Illusion, a professional merger, but can she remain emotionally detached? Can he? [MirageOC]Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,493 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-7-07 - Complete22. Forever Promise » reviewsAfter Titans together Jinx and Kid Flash haven't left yet when a new villain called Vampira shows up but is she working of her own free will? Jinx/Flash, BB/Raven, Rob/Star. On permanent hiatus.Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,918 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-5-07 - Published: 10-11-06 - Kid Flash & Jinx23. The Assistant » reviewsJack needs an assistant. That pretty much sums it up. Jack/OC, on permanent hiatus.Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-4-06 - Published: 10-20-06 - Jack
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