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myrmidryad
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since: 08-29-06, id: 1124370, Profile edited: 10-05-08
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 10 stories for Teen Titans, Xiaolin Showdown, Transformers/Beast Wars, Naruto, C. S. Lewis, Hellboy, Artemis Fowl, and X-Men: The Movie.


Bio

Gender: Female

Age: Teens

Eyes: Dark blue, grey line around the outside. I wear contacts cos I'm short sighted, a result of reading in bed with the book inches from my face when I was a kid.

Hair: Ginger, but not like, carroty. More dark copperish. Think Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge only dead straight and only a couple inches past my shoulders. And not as shiny or pretty :(

Height/weight, general appearance: Short and skinny. Preferred term: Petite. Affectionate nickname: Shrimp. Not-so-affectionate nickname: Skinny bitch/cow.

Clothes: If warm, mini-skirt, outrageously coloured footless tights and either a tee or sleeveless top. If cold, red and black pinstriped skinny jeans and said tee or sleeveless top.

Religion/faith: Pagan.

Hobbies: Reading and witing fanfiction (duh), yoga, art, video making, watching whatever my latest obsession is, listening to music, singing, playing piano.

Instruments: Flute, tin whistle, harmonica, kazoo (I play a mean kazoo) and piano. I LOVE that piano more than any of the other instruments even if it is ancient and battered and in the wrong pitch (I've given up trying to learn anything by ear cos it just doesn't work). I mostly play songs I can sing to.

Dwelling place: Yeovil, Somereset, England.

Usually found: Pretty much glued to either my computor screen or piano. Apparently, I'm an 'omnipresent presence' in the corner, and even though my family generally ignores me when I'm there, they notice when I'm gone. -shrug-

Siblings: Two sisters, both younger, both annoying though in different ways. The older one is only two years younger than me and it was too late to train her, the younger can be quite cute but insists on irritating me whenever I'm particularly involved in something. This has resulted in my growling inhumanly and throwing something at her while she screams in pretend terror and ducks. She'll thank me later - her reactions are so fast she'll be picked for all the teams when she's old enough.

Heritage: I like that word. Two parents and a wide, sprawling family with a history of eccentricity and insanity (family reunian got broke up cos some distant relation of mine freaked out and started chucking the glasses and plates at people. We had to call the police! Such fun...). Irish, welsh, french and some other weird stuff on my father's side, poshness and lot's of 'almosts' on my mother's.


Me

I don't like my name so I won't tell you. It's nothing seriously embarrassing like Gertrude or Pollyanna (sorry if you're reading this and you actually are called Gertrude or Pollyanna - no offense meant), but I just don't like it. So yeah.

I am an obsessor, and far prefer fantasy to reality. My obsessions take hold and fade quickly, and are usually on films, programs or books. The longest lasting so far has been Transformers, and I've recently started to vamp up the fic my friend and I had been writing. It's not such total fluff and randomness now - I can't stand fics that aren't realistic.

Current obsession: X-Men, and Pyro in particular. He brings a whole new dimension to hot. ;)

Quotes

Inner me: And what happened to that fic?

Me:...it's on hiatus.

Inner me: IT'S ALWAYS ON FUCKING HIATUS!


Connie: That apple has more bruises than Arnold Schwarzenegger!


Walking back from the cinema after seeing Prince Caspian with my friend Ceri~

Ceri: Caspian was definately the best.

Me: I'd like that in the morning with strawberries!

Ceri: Ooh! Ooh! And a cherry on top! All wrapped up like a present!

Me: No! Encased from head to toe in chocolate.

Ceri: With a cherry on top.

Me: laugh Whatever. You can have Caspian, but I call on Edmund.

Ceri: Done!


Ceri: Touch wood. knocks on Lucy's head

Lucy: Y-hey!


ter Borcht: Does anysing on you vork properly?

Iggy: Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.


ter Borcht: De tall, dark vun - dere's nothing special about him at all.

Max: Well, he's a snappy dresser.


Gasman: I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!


Max: I mean, God! It's parents' career day at school. I stand up and say, "My mother is an evil scientist who's planning a holocaust that will eliminate half the people on Earth." How could I ever live that down?!

Director: I blame Jeb for letting you be such a smart aleck.

Max: I blame you for altering my DNA! I mean, I have wings, lady! What were you thinking?


G.K Chesterson: Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed.


Herm Albright: A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough peopleto make it worth the effort.


Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then the world will know peace.


Eddie Izzard: F...I'll get a tray, fuck it. This ones wet. And this ones wet, and this ones wet, this one is wet, this one is wet - did you dry these in a rainforest? Why, with the power of the death star do we not have a tray that is fucking dry?

Quote from Death Star Canteen animated here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw watch it. Trust me. It's extremely funny!


Peter: I refuse to believe I am the only blond in the history of Narnia

Quote from Black Dwarves, Blue River by the incredible elecktrum. If you a Narnia fan, her stories will blow you away. Guaranteed.


Omi: In your head Raimundo!

Raimundo: In my face!

Omi: Talk to my fingers.


Raimundo: I have a question? I saw my room, and no bed, just a mat. What the dealy?


Master Fung: Each day holds new surprises, Dojo Kanojo Cho.


My Stories

The Assistant - on permanent hiatus.

Forever Promise - on permanent hiatus

Mr Blue - completed oneshot. MirageXOC

Pain and Reform - completed oneshot. Kankuro.

Linyphiidae - I thought it was a completed twoshot, but since readers have been asking for updates, I've started on a third chapter. I also have fanart! :D ShinoXOC

Bad Habit - completed oneshot. KakashiXOC

Balance - completed oneshot. SusanXEdmund, non incest.

Meant To Be - completed oneshot. NualaXAbe.

Missing - COMPLETED STORY!! Twelve chapters and an epilogue, will be uploaded in parts to give me a chance to make any corrections. HollyXTrouble.

Unpublished Stories in Progress

A Series of Unfortuate Events fic - unlikely to be completed - KlausXFiona

Fantastic Four fic - likely to be completed, but nowhere near completion yet, so don't expect anything anytime soon - JonnyXOC

Harry Potter fic - likely to be completed, but nowhere near completion yet, so don't expect anything anytime soon - set years after HP chars have featured. Basically a Hogwarts fic

Hellboy fic - likely to be completed, but nowhere near completion yet, so don't expect anything anytime soon - HellboyXLiz, AbeXOC

Indiana Jones fic - unlikely to be completed - MuttXOC

King Arthur fic - unlikely to be completed - TristanXOC

Galactik Football fic - very likely to be completed, but nowhere near completion yet, so don't expect anything anytime soon - Pirate centric, Pirate goalie(I've given them names btw)XOC

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen fic - likely to be completed, but nowhere near completion yet, so don't expect anything anytime soon - SkinnerXOC

Maximum Ride fic - near completion - IggyXOC, MaxXFang, NudgeXOC

A different Mamimum Ride fic - likely to be completed, but nowhere near completion yet, so don't expect anything anytime soon - about the origination of my own characters

Narnia fic - near completion - EdmundXOC, but very, very slow getting to it.

Naruto fic (my OC features in my best friend's fic, which is amazing, and I input some stuff here and there) - GaaraXOC, ShikamaruXOC and a bunch of other standard pairings

A different Naruto fic with the same chars as my best friend's but from my OC's POV. Only thing is, I can't post it on its own cos it doesn't make much sense without my friend's fic to read before it.

Roman Mysteries fic - unlikely to be completed - JonathanXOC, LupusXOC

Sky High fic - likely to be completed, but nowhere near completion yet, so don't expect anything anytime soon - LashXOC

Transformers fic (collab with my best friend and fellow obsessor) - way too long (think over thirty chapters, each about seven or eight pages long) to say anything - JazzXOC, BumblebeeXOC

Underworld/Underworld Evolution fic - unlikely to be completed - MarkusXsister relationship ABSOLUTELY NO INCEST!!

The Village fic - likely to be completed, but nowhere near completion yet, so don't expect anything anytime soon - about Ivy's and Lucien's daughters and the real creatures that live in the forest, summoned by Noah's blood when he dies in that pit. Cos who dug that pit anyway? It sure wasn't Noah!

Xiaolin Showdown fic - likely to be completed, but nowhere near completion yet, so don't expect anything anytime soon - JackXOC, Jack gets a real team at last - nothing to do with my previous XS fic, The Assistant.

X-Men fic - likely to be completed, but nowhere near completion yet, so don't expect anything anytime soon - PyroxOC, WolverinexStorm, MagnetoxMystique - not one of the good-guy Pyro fics.

That's about it. I basically obsess over something, start a fic, then find something else to obsess over and leave it on hiatus, sometimes permanently. Sad, but I refuse to delete any of it in case I pick up the obsession again (it has happened).

My fanart - http://myrmidryadthesecond.deviantart.com/

My fanvids - http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=myrmidryad

Thank you and goodnight.




1. Missing » reviews
Trouble Kelp's death has been faked by Mud Men looking for a fairy to activate the magic of the first human-fairy hybid. Will Trouble ever escape? Will Holly ever see him again? Warning: Angst in the later chapters and heavy abuse. HxT all the way.
Artemis Fowl - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,756 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-12-08 - Published: 10-5-08
2. Pyro reviews
Poem, non-rhyming, non-sappy, and quite good in my opinion. Considering I've never written poetry before and this was done in a chemistry lesson. Concerns Pyro's beginnings, but is quite vague and very short.
Complete - X-Men: The Movie - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-9-08 - Published: 10-9-08
3. Meant To Be reviews
Oneshot on Nuala on her last few hours, including the end as accurately written as possible. NOT TWINCEST! AbeXNuala cos I love them Not drabbly, does include a moment between her and Nuada just before Hellboy etc comes charging in. Rated T to be safe.
Complete - Hellboy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-6-08
4. Balance reviews
Peter may not have wanted to admit it, but we needed Edmund. As siblings, we are balanced, and the balance is delicate. Oneshot from Susans POV flowing from Edmund's return to the coronation celebrations.
Complete - C. S. Lewis - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-28-08 - Published: 7-28-08
5. Bad Habit
Oneshot based on The Dresden Dolls' awesome song 'Bad Habit', Kakashi has a bad habit, but someone he's loved for years doesn't mind. KakashiXOC Warning - contains self harming, but not in a suicidal or depressing way. Rated T to be safe.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-22-08 - Published: 5-22-08
6. Linyphiidae » reviews
Hitomi Hiragana is a spider user. When she is teamed up with Shino Aburame on a mission, strange feelings arise. ShinoXOC rated T to be safe
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,843 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-10-08 - Published: 5-10-08
7. Pain and Reform reviews
During and after Kankuro's fight with Sasori, Kankuro thinks back on his and Gaara's relationship through the pain and realises that he has to stop hating Naruto for helping Gaara when he couldn't, though he felt it was his duty as a big brother.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,393 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 4-22-08
8. Mr Blue reviews
When Mirage was just a rookie soldier, he and Smokescreen went to a run down planet in the backside of nowhere. While there, Mirage discovers Illusion, a professional merger, but can she remain emotionally detached? Can he? [MirageOC]
Complete - Transformers/Beast Wars - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,493 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-7-07 - Published: 10-7-07
9. forever promise » reviews
After Titans together Jinx and Kid Flash haven't left yet when a new villain called Vampira shows up but is she working of her own free will? sorry i suck at summaries
Teen Titans - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,918 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-5-07 - Published: 10-11-06
10. The Assistant » reviews
Jack needs an assistant. That's all the clues I'm giving. There is romance, with Jack and his assistant. No one is gay, andNO! I've said too much already! Look inside for more...
Xiaolin Showdown - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-4-06 - Published: 10-20-06
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