I'm a slow writer, and I prefer singing to writing. I'm much better at singing, and if you read my stories than that’s not hard to believe because they aren't very good. I'm currently writing a PotC story. I'm a Christian and I'm 14 (Almsot 15, Yeah!).

Ships

PotC: Will/Elizabeth - Never seperate for any reason! Jack/Pearl or Rum

Lost: Skater - sort of, Claire/Charlie - they make the largest family with Aaron, Desmond/Penny,

Hary Potter: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermie, Tonks/Lupin, Anything cannon.

Ships i don't read (no affence to people who write them)

PotC: Will/OC, Jack/Elizabeth, Jack/OC, anything slash

Lost: Jake (unless it's really well written), Daire, anything slash,

My favorite movies: PotC 2!!!, PotC 3!, PotC 1, Les Misrables, HP 3, Spider Man 1&2&3, Zorro 2, Whats up Doc,

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Quotes from Potc 3: (in no particular order)

Jack Sparrow: He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl, Jack Sparrow (to Elizabeth) and you felt guilty,

Jack Sparrow: (to Barbossa) And you and your Brethren Court.

Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me (Everyone looks around. Jack The Monkey raises his hand. Then Pintel, Ragetti and Marty cautiously raise their hands.)

Jack Sparrow: I'm standing over there with them.

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Captain Ammand[about Barbossa Shoot him!

Captain Jocard: Cut out his tongue!

Jack Sparrow: Shoot him, cut out his tongue, and shoot his tongue. And trim that scraggly beard of his!

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Jack Sparrow: William, tell me somethin'. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressin' damsel? Or... rather damsel in distress? Either one...

Will Turner: No.

Jack Sparrow: Well, then you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here! Q.E.D. - you're not really here!

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Jack Sparrow: You may kill me but you may never insult me! Who am I?

Beckett: (Beckett falters, confused)

Jack Sparrow: (Weakly, equally puzzled by Beckett's inability to guess) I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

Jack Sparrow: (after Jack Sparrow has made Will into fall overboard) Give my complements to Davy Jones!

Will Turner: I hate him.

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Jack Sparrow: Send this pestilent, traitorous, cow-hearted, yeasty codpiece to the brig.

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Jack Sparrow: Can't spot it. Must be a tiny thing hiding somewhere behind the Pearl.

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Jack Sparrow: (to Scarlett and Giselle) This is not my vessel. My vessel is magnificent, and fierce and huge-ish and... GONE. Why is it gone.

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Will Turner: (holding up Jack's compass mockingly to Beckett) What is it you want most?

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Barbossa: Dearly Beloved, we be gathered here today... to nail yer gizzard to the mast, yer poxy cur!

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Jack Sparrow: I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hand of this weirdness.

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Will Turner: Why don't you both go ashore, and leave the ship in my command? Temporarily.

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Davy Jones: Come to join me crew again, Mr. Turner?

Will Turner: Not yours. His. (nodds to Beckett)

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Jack Sparrow (all): Think like the whelp. Think like the whelp... Think like the whelp...

Jack Sparrow 2: Half barrel hinges.

Jack Sparrow 1: Leverage...

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Raggitti: …Boat…

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Jack the Monkey: (points gun at parrot)

Parrot: Parlay

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Raggi: I wonder what would happen if you dropped a cannon ball on one (Pintal and Raggi giggle and a little bit later come out with cannon balls.)

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Quotes from Potc 2: (in no particular order)

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Jack Sparrow: I am chief! Want big fire!

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Will Turner: So any crew member can be challenged?

'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: Aye. Anyone.

Will Turner: I challenge Davy Jones.

Davy Jones[Davy Jones is stepping down the stairs and as he does, barnacles and mussels hanging on the steps retract I accept, mate

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Will Turner: (gestures to drawing of key) You want me to find this?

Jack Sparrow: No. You want you to find this. Because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and/or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-er-face.

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Davey Jones: I wonder sparrow can you condemn a innocent man, a friend to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?

Jack Sparrow: Yep, I can live with it.

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Jack Sparrow: Uh, I say we respect his final wish.

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Cotton's Parrot: Awk, don't eat me.

Will Turner: I'm not going to eat you.

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Jack Sparrow: So what's your plan, then?

Will Turner: I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody key.

Jack Sparrow: And if there are crewmen?

Will Turner: I cut down anyone in my path.

Jack Sparrow: (turns to Gibbs) I like it. Simple, easy to remember.

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Hadras: (chuckles evilly) Your bravery is wasted. I shall pry the chest away from your cold... dead... hands.

Norrington: (looks around, then tosses the empty chest into Hadras' hands) Here you go!

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Jack Sparrow: (Acting like he's doing a sales pich) Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic - terrific soprano. Worth at least four... maybe three and a half. And did I happen to mention... he's in love? With a girl... Due to be married. Betrothed... Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony, eh?

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Jack Sparrow: Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew. (finches)

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Ragetti: (balancing a shovel) I could join the circus!

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Jack Sparrow: How did you get here?

Will Turner: Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet.

Jack Sparrow: Not so easy, is it?

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Will Turner: This... is going to save Elizabeth?

Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davey Jones?

Will Turner: …Not much.

Jack Sparrow: Yeah, it's gonna save Elizabeth.

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Cutler Beckett: I'm listening. (Elizabeth holds a gun to his face) I'm listening intently.

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Elizabeth Swann: I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked PIRATES!

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Jack: Is the jar of dirt going to help?

Tia Dalma: If you don't want it give it back.

Jack: (hugging jar) No!

Tia Dalma: Then it helps.

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(From trailer) Will Turner: What about Jack? I can't leave without him! (sees Jack getting chased by cannibals) Never mind, lets go!

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(From trailer) Jack Sparrow: I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.

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