NAME!!-ViCkY!!:O(Or YoU cAn CaLl Me ChOcOlAtEtHuNdEr!!)

AGE!!-1+10+5-9-6+10+4-7+10(IF YOU TAKE THE TIME TO ACTUALLY DO THAT THEN WOW!!)

LOCATION OF HEADQUATERS!!-In YoUr PaNtS!!

MY FAVORITE MOVIE!!-SANDLOT!!

MY FAVORITE SHOW!!-VAMPIRE DIARIES AND HOUSE!!

MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!-ALEXA!!

MY FAVORITE THING TO DO WHEN I AM BORED!!-TALK TO ALEXA!! LOOK AT FRUIT!! EAT FRUIT!! SIT!! ASK QUESTIONS NO ONE CAN ANSWER!! TALK ABOUT ALEXA!! REMEMBER THE GOOD OL' DAYS BACK ON THE DAIRY FARM...A&J DAIRY PRODUCTS GOODTIMES GOODTIMES IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT A&J STANDS FOR IT'S FOR ALEXA!! AND JOCELYN!! DAIRY PRODUCTS!! GET READY FOR ALEXA'S WEDDING THATS IN 2 YEARS!! WOOOOOOO!!(FAKE WEDDING)

MY NOT SO FAVORTIE THINGS-BURNT POPCORN, PEOPLE THAT DO NOT SHARE MY INTRESTS IN TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME ALEXA IS!!, PEOPLE THAT BAG ON TWILIGHT, PEOPLE ALEXA DOESN'T LIKE!!, EXTREMLY BORING DAYS AND PEOPLE!!, HOW ALEXA WANTS TO GO TO LOUIEVILLE AND NOT ALEMANY!!, AND OTHER STUFF!!O.O

IF 4 OUT OF 5 PEOPLE SUFFER FROM DIARRHEA DOES THAT MEAN THE 5TH PERSON ENJOYS IT??

IF A TRANSVESTITE GOES MISSING DOES THAT MEAN YOU PUT THEIR PICTURE ON A CARTON OF HALF AND HALF??

IF YOU CHOKE A SMURF WHAT COLOR DOES IT TURN??

HOW DO THEY GET THE DEER TO CROSS AT THE YELLOW ROAD SIGN??

WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD??

WHAT DOES CHEESE SAY WHEN IT GETS IT'S PICTURE TAKEN??

DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY HOLES THERE'D BE IF PEOPLE TOOK THE TIME TO TAKE THE DIRT OUT OF THEM??

HOW COME 11 ISN'T PRONOUNCED ONETY ONE??