Guys!! I got a myspace!! This is like, for real!! I never had a myspace before, but if you have one you can add me!! here it is: http://www.myspace.com/fortune_cookie_14

Name: Erika

Nickname: Lizzie ((Lizzayyyyy lol))

Birthday: November 18th

Okay. I'm one of those preppy comedians. I'll be all like "Oh, my gosh, no way!" and stuff, but I don't do that a lot. I dress preppy too and I'm super hilarious. My friends usually say I'm weird because I'm preppy and I'm super funny. Don't get me wrong though. I don't get all upset over a broken nail. That's just too stupid. hehe .

Favourite Color: Orange! yay orange. I love orange it's so awesome. lol

Favourite pairings:

-INUYASHA-

inukag

sesskag

MirSan

shippouRin

ayameKouga

-Hannah Montana-

lake

moliver

lackson

-Bleach-

RukiaIchigo

-Kim possible-

RonKim

WadeMonique

-Life with derek-

DerekCasey

Yeah, i know! They're brother and sister but I just read the ones where Derek and Casey were never brother and sister in the first place. Or like if they were, then like it would lead up to something like good. You know?

Me and my friends:

At school during science class.
Teacher: And that's why the clouds in the sky rain...
Ashley: Why are there clouds in the sky?
Me: So we can grow hair. It like has to do with the precipitation in our hair and like the clouds or something.
Ashley: -.-

Ground Zero (Church)
Pastor Mike (the pastor): I'm never going to bring sexy back. (referring to Sexy back by J.T.)
Me to Ashley: Next week I'm going to like sing a song in front of the church called Sexy Back, Pastor Mike style. It'll go like this: 'Pastor Mike's bring sexy back. Them other pastors don't know how to act'
Ashley: You should totally do that.

During gym class
Me: -runs around the gym with everybody watching me- I'm breaking FREE! Soaring Flying
Ashley to Haley: I don't know her.
Haley to Ashley: Neither do I.

In the hallway near my locker
Connor: -pokes me in the shoulder-
Me: -pokes Connor back-
Connor: -pokes me back-
Me: -pokes Connor back- Are we like playing tag?
Connor: -shakes his head and walks to his class-
Ben: (he was watching the whole thing) You know Connor likes you right?
Me: Yeah. He told me after I like bugged him about it for a whole week. -smiles innocently and walks to class-

Going to the movies with my friends Ashley and Amber
Radio: My love by Justin Timberlake!
Me: Oh! Oh! This is like my song! -turns radio up louder and starts to sing. halfway through changes the radio station-
Amber: I thought that was your song.
Ashley: Yeah.
Me: -Looks at dad suspiciously.- (he was driving the car) Dad, I thought I told you before, Don't Change the Radio! That was like my song! -turns station back to My Love-

During Organization and Reading class (called L.E.A.D)
Me: -looks at the clock and sees its one minute before the bell rings and raises hand-
Teacher: Yes, Erika?
Me: Teacher! Teacher! It's like one minute before the bell rings!
Teacher: -looks up at the clock- SHE'S RIGHT!! you guys can like talk for the rest of the class.

Study Group
Ashley: Did you do your math homework?
Me: -looks at Ashley likes she's nuts- Are you kidding me? I like always finish my math homework in class.
Ashley: -waits a few seconds- did you say something about pudding?
Me: -stutters- P-p-p-pud-pudin-pudding?
Ashley: -nods-
Me: Probably I like usually forget what I say most of... Hey, is that an orange crayon?

At my house, talking about Guys
Ashley: And you know, Drew...
Me: Every time I think about Drew, I like always see him saying 'crayons are so sexy I'm going to be Drew Crayon one day'
Ashley: Are you naturally retarded, Erika?
Me: Oh, yes. My mommy like told me that when I came out of her... insert word of your choice here...
Ashley: Cabinet!
Me: Yes. When I came out of her... Cabinet... she told me I would like stick out my tongue again and again. And then when I was like four I would sing on the stairs. -starts to sing something I use to sing on the stairs- 'My mommy's taking me to the park! My daddy's going to ask Kyle to come with me! My mommy's going to give my some yummy cookies! I'm going to get fat and eat all the cookies in the world!!!!'
Ashley: -.- I'm afraid.
Me: You better.

Watching Superbowl
Me: -watches the Superbowl commercials. They're always so funny-
Phone: Ring Ring Ring -rings-
Me: -answers phone and watches coke commercial at the same time-
Ashley on the other end: Sup dude?
Me: Nothing. Just watching the super coke on channel cola.
Ashley: Obsessed about Coke much?

IM
(I'm x13xeepx13x and Brett's favrethefav4)
x13xeepx13x: hey Brett, sup?
favrethefav4: nm, you?
x13xeepx13x: nothing. Hey, you know that one time when it was 10:13 P.M. and we were talking on the computer?
favrethefav4: probably not
x13xeepx13x: I'll give you a hint. It's 10:13 P.M. now.
favrethefav4: Crap. It's that late? I wasn't even paying attention! gtg later cub scout!
favrethefav4 signs off.

At my mom mom's talking to Nichole over the phone
Me: So I got to go. Sorry Nicky.
Nichole: It's okay. Bye!
Me: Bye Bye! Love ya! -pauses- Oh crap sorry I like thought you were my sister for a second!
Nichole: Good. Because that whole two seconds scared the mayonnaise out of me!
Me: And you don't even have any like mayonnaise in you!!!! (Nicky doesn't eat mayonnaise.)

Connor and me talking on the phone
Connor: -laughs his weird laugh-
Me: What are you laughing at?
Connor: -pauses- you.
Me: Why me?
Connor: Because you're so pretty.
Me: -makes a disguising face and pretends to gag- No, really.
Connor: Fine, I was laughing at Brent. He's the leprechaun living on my shoulder telling me that I should kill people.
Me: I'm Irish and it's like against my race to talk about leprechauns like that. Even if they like are emo.
Connor: Hey... I'm not emo.
Me: Never said you were.
Connor: Oh, you're good.
Me: Yeah! I know!

L.E.A.D class when we could talk for five minutes
Me to Travis: Hey, I like got ya a birthday card -smiles sweetly-
Travis: -looks at birthday card- this is a birthday card for a two year old.
Me: -looks at Haley sitting next to Travis- Haley! You told me it was for our aged peoples!
Haley: I told you that it was for your age, two, not my age!
Travis and Me at the same time: Racist.

Talking to Haley and Travis on the phone
Haley: I wonder what Travis is doing right now.
Me: Hold on. -dials in Travis' phone number and does three way chat-
Travis: Hello?
Me: Hey, it's like Erika. Haley wonders what your like doing right now, so what ya doing?
Travis: Haley's racist.
Me: I know. (Haley's not really racist)
Haley: Hey! I resent that!
Me: You know, Haley. That's a pretty big word for racist people like you.
Haley: I'm not Racist!
Me and Travis at the same time: Yes you are.

during Health Class making a poster for not smoking
Health Teacher: Five more minutes!
Shamane: Come on Erika! You aren't even doing anything!
Me: -looks at the paper, then the marker in my left hand, then at Shamane.- Then what am I doing?
Jarrad: You're working. Work harder ERIKA!
Me: -looks at Shamane and Jarrad standing doing nothing- Okay. -begins working faster-
Frank: (he's so nice to me) Guys, you're suppose to be working too.
Me: -sticks out tongue at Jarrad and Shamane who stick their tongues out back at me then I smile innocently at Frank-
Frank: -smiles at me and goes back to his regular violent self.- God! Why am I so freaking short!!! (he's not really that short he's probably about two inches shorter than me and I'm five two!!!!)

Science class on break
Me: Teacher! I like have to do something to help my back. (I have scoliosis)
Teacher: Kay. Fine with me.
Me: YAY! -gets up out of seat, puts hair in ponytail, then does a back hand spring.-
Ben: How did you do that! I mean, I know you're a cheerleader, but how did you do that!?
Me: -shrugs- Practice. -smiles-
Brandon: I want to do that! Erika, teach us how you do that flip!
Me: -frowns- All of you! -points to everybody in science class- Are not worthy enough to know how to do the ultimate flippy thing. You must obey and bow down. I say BOW MY minions! BOW!
Haley: -shakes her head like I'm weird-
Ashley: I don't know her peoples! -stands up- I have no idea who this girl is -points to me and sits back down-

L.E.A.D class before it began
Me:-hums and walks into class.-
Everybody in class: -comes over to my desk-
Me: I know you love me people, but give a girl some space!
Eric: Do you have any Jolly Ranchers?
Everybody: Yeah!
Me: -nods and places jolly rancher bag on desk then runs away-
Everybody: -one minute later goes to seat-
Me: -goes to my seat and looks at my desk- My beautiful desk! -hugs desk- I'm sorry! What did they do to you?
Desk: -doesn't say anything-
Me: Oh my gosh, the desk is like dead! C.P.R!!!! -about to do C.P.R to my desk when teacher comes in-
Teacher: In your seats everybody. Time to start class
Me: Aw man...

If this made you cry put this in your profile and add your screenname onto this: favrethefav4, x14xERIKAx14x
Jenny was so happy about the house they had found. For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with such great ease. As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze. How wonderful it was to have her own room. School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon. There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy It's just the way she wanted her life to be. On the first day of school, everything went great. She made new friends and even got a date! She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be, Because I just got a date with the star of the team!" To be known in this school you had to have clout, And dating this guy would sure help her out. There was only one problem stopping her fate. Her parents had said she was too young to date. "Well I just won't tell them the entire truth. They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?" Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night. Her parents frowned but said, "All right." Excited, she got ready for the big event But as she rushed around like she had no sense, She began to feel guilty about all the lies, But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride? Well the pizza was good, and the party was great, But the moonlight ride would have to wait. For Dan was half drunk by this time. But he kissed her and said that he was just fine. Then the room filled with smoke and Dan took a puff. Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff. Now Dan was ready to ride to the point But only after he'd smoked another joint. They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride, Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive. They finally made it to the point at last, And Dan started trying to make a pass. A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all (and by a pass, I don't mean playing football.) "Perhaps my parents were right...maybe I am too young. Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb." With all of her might, she pushed Dan away: "Please take me home, I don't want to stay." Dan cranked up the engine and floored the gas. In a matter of seconds they were going too fast. As Dan drove on in a fit of wild anger, Jenny knew that her life was in danger. She begged and pleaded for him to slow down, But he just got faster as they neared the town. "Just let me get home! I'll confess that I lied. I really went out for a moonlight ride." Then all of a sudden, she saw a big flash. "Oh God, Please help us! We're going to crash!" She doesn't remember the force of impact. Just that everything all of a sudden went black. She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble, And heard, "call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble! Voices she heard...a few words at best. But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck. Then wondered to herself if Dan was all right, And if the people in the other car was alive. She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad. "You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad." These voices echoed inside her head, As they gently told her that Dan was dead. They said "Jenny, we've done all we can do. But it looks as if we'll lose you too." "But the people in the other car!?" Jenny cried. "We're sorry, Jenny, they also died." Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done I only wanted to have just one night of fun." "Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim, And wish I could return their families to them." "Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied, And that it's my fault so many have died. Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?" The nurse just stood there-she never agreed. But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes. And a few moments later Jenny died. A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best To bid that girl her one last request?" She looked at the man with eyes so sad. "Because the people in the other car were her mom and dad." This story is sad and unpleasant but true, So young people take heed, it could have been you.

Aww...this made me almost cry and it's a poem just in case you didn't know. I didn't make this up either.

A poem I am passing on about child abuse, I hope you pass it on too.

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

To stop this for others

And if you read this

And don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

If you are against child abuse.

RACISM IS WRONG!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Right now I'm focusing on The Kiss and My Girlfriend, Miley. (Those are Moliver stories from Hannah Montana) If that story is finished, i haven't updated this page for a while.

(-: If your a lefty copy and paste this in your profile :-)

If you love GOD loads copy and paste this in your profile.

. :) 8) If you like the smilies everywhere then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you dislike people who dislike people because they don't look pretty then copy and paste this in your profile

Copy and Paste this in your profile if you think Miley and Oliver are an awesome pairing. GIVE A BIG WOO!!! FOR MILEY AND OLIVER!!!

1. FIRST NAME: Erika

2. Were you named after anyone? yah my daddy. Erika, Rick. Get it?

3. Sibling names: Alysha ((grl)) R.J. ((Boy, Richard Joseph))

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? last nite when I almost broke my wrist tumbling on it

5. Do you like your hands? kinda

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? sausage ((HAHA))

7. KIDS? When I'm older, probably 2 or 3

IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? probably

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? yah!

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yah!

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? nope!

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? totally!

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? KIX

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? I have to darn shoes

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? well yah.. i guess i am.. ((just look at these muscles)) hehe

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? EWW! i dislike icecream ((blah))

17. SHOE SIZE? 6

18. RED OR PINK? PINK! ((obvoiusly))

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? My darn small EARS! ((hehe))

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Kyle! ((bestest friend i had to move away from him))

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? yah!!

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? blue jeans and socks!!

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? vanilla pudding! ((yum))

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Walk Away by Paula sumthin ((hehe))

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? 0range!

26. FAVORITE SMELL? vanilla

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Haley!! ((yu rock haley!))

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? their personality!

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Yes! He's my bestest friend! ((Frank))

30. FAVORITE DRINK? LEMON PEE! ((Lemonade))

31. FAVORITE SPORT? cheerleading!

32. EYE COLOR? mostly greenish blue, but it depends what i wear.

33. HAT SIZE? hmm... One size fits all? idk what is this ? about?

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? nope

35. FAVORITE FOOD? APPLESAUCE

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? HAPPY ENDING dun dun dun DUN DUN dun dun dun dun

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? hmm... The Epic Movie

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Shirts!

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer

40. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? pudding!

:YOUR REAL NAME: Erika

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Eriizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Orange Chicken

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Elizabeth Nottingham

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Plierphy

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Pink Coke

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Rizusra

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Patricia

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Cupcake