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Author has written 5 stories for Song of the Lioness, Harry Potter, and Inheritance Cycle. MY COMPUTER IS ALIVE!! I can review again!@ I just chaged my penname so all who used to know me as Lady Knight Emey and Riverflight I am now JaBoyYa because my interests are always changing so now here is my penname. My name is JaBoyYa. I love to read! Name:JaBoyYa (not really but I am not telling!) Age: Under 100 and over 10 Lives: In a different galaxy. (seriously. I am from a different galaxy where 42 is the Great Answer) Music:60's, 70's and 80's rock, Jonas brothers, Taylor Swift(pretty much the only country i like) Demi Lovato, ADAM LAMBERT!!(even though he doesn't have a CD out YET..I WILL BUY IT THE DAY IT COMES OUT) Avril Lavigne, We the Kings, Fireflight T.V. Shows: American Idol, MASH (go Hawkeye, Radar, BJ, and Klinger) WIPEOUT! Movies:Kung Fu Panda!!, Harry Potter, Narnia, Horton Hears a Who (What it is a cute movie!!) Both Night at the Museum Movies. (The 2nd one was better though) Enchanted, Dr. Horrible(Oh my god that is so good. It looks so professional but it's not really. Check it out. It is hilarious) and many more that I can't remember at the moment. If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile! If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gone into a room to get something and completely forgot what you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile. Stereotypes: I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. More Steroetypes (2 different Profiles) For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) .If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question. 1. How does the world see you? "Everything But You" By Avril Lavigne...That's not weird at all. And it doen't make sense 2. Will I have a happy life? "I'm only me when I'm with You" Taylor Swift...Stupid ipod start picking songs that make SENSE! 3. What do my friends really think of me? "Backwards" Rascal Flats...MY FRIENDS THING I'M BACKWARDS! I feel loved 4. Do people secretly lust after me? "Together" Avril Lavigne...Does that mean? I don't know 5. How can I make myself happy? "A little too not over you" David Archuleta...That really doesn't make sense. 6. What should I do with my life? "Respect" Kelly Clarkson version...Well that kinda makes sense. I want respect... 7. What is some good advice for me? "Miss Independant" Kelly Clarkson...Oooooo I like that advice!! 8. How will I be remembered? "Fearless" Taylor Swift...Huh? How I can be remembered for fearlessness when I'm not? 9. What is my signature dancing song? "It's Alright, It's Ok" Ashley Tisdale...I love this song Tries to dance. Falls over 10. What do I think my current theme song is? "Welcome to my Life" Simple Plan...Heck yes that's true!! 11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? "It's Not Just Make Believe" Kari Kimmel...So I'm not make-believe? I'm REAL!! Cool 12. What song will play at my funeral? "When You're Gone" Avril Lavigne...Interesting. That would fit. Slightly 13. What type of men/women do you like? "Unbreakable" Fireflight...That would be nice if I could find an unbreakable guy 14. What is my day going to be like? "We Live" Superchick...That's nice. I get a song about sadness 15. What will tomorrow bring? "Get Up" Superchick...Perfect Song!!WHOOOO 8 out of 10 Ipod! Friends or best friends FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out BESTFRIENDS: will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up." FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. 16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... You know you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Here is 30 things to do in an exam if you know your going to fail it anyway: 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly. (if someone actually does this please tell me) 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.) 15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. Masturbate. 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. Fav Pairings Eragon Eragon/Murtagh- ignores haters Awesome pairing. Go die in a hole if you feel like PMing me to insult my taste Eragon/Arya- Okay. I mean it is canon(well it SEEMS like is canon) but I root for Eragon/Murtagh Harry Potter Canon. All I have to say and... Remus/Sirius- Blame the ShoeBox Project. That really convinced me Snape/Sinistra- They are a good couple! Twilight Bella/Edward- looks at you and sighs if you don't get it nevermind Bella/Jacob-They are so cute together. I love Jake! Alice/Jasper-He left his way of life for her. Tell me...deeper love than that? Tamora Pierce Kel/Dom-best one ever Kel/Neal- best friends Kel/Lereant- it could happen!! Alanna/George- they are very cute Aly/Nawat- SO CUTE Wheel of Time Rand/Avinedia/Elayne/Min- they are a good pairing deal with it. Nyneave/Lan- they get married! DUH Egwene/Gawyn-ummm...okay Mortal Instruments (I can't figure which pairing is better between these two) Clary/Jace- awesome. so glad about what happened in City of Glass Alec/Magnus- I love the scenes with these 2 in City of Glass. LOVE THE PAIRING!! (don't like slash? too bad. It's canon.) Alex Rider Alex/Wolf Alex/Yassen (it's ok...) Alex/James(You know...from Point Blank...blame amitai's awesome story) American Idol Rant(Or mainly Adam Lambert) Adam Lambert should have won. He was FAR better than Kris. The only reason he didn't win is because he's probably gay and he's DIFFERENT from everyone on that show, past and present. A That is all for me right now people. Peace, Love, Gap, Hyperness! | |||||||
1. Thanksgiving Eragon Style reviewsJust a random, hopefully 2-shot that popped in my head. Eragon wants to defeat Galby. But can he do that in time for the Thanksgiving feast? Lots of Eragon-bashing. R&R peopleInheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-27-082. 15 Ways to Annoy » reviewsEver wonder how to annoy your favorite Tortallen characters? Well read and find out. Chapter 3 up!Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 8-29-08 - Published: 2-17-07 - Tortall3. Rising Dragon reviewsWho was the next Shang Dragon after Liam Ironarm? What if is was the first girl Shang Dragon? This is her story. A story of how Cassyamea Tourakom proved that girls can be Shang Dragons too.Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-9-084. Farewell Mauraders Second Generation personal reviewsA personal poem concerning my two best friends. Harry Potter based. Story to come from Shadowstream of DuskClan, explaining.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-20-07 - Complete5. Dom's Journal reviewsYou have to read it! Oneshot! As you can see from the title it is about Dom's Journal. Dom is writing down his feelings for Kel. Very Funny! Sorry that it is kind of short. I may write more soon!Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-18-06 - Complete
