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This is from my Fic.
This is the last scene in chapter 2 from my fic. It shows Naruto's first meeting with Gai.
As soon as Gai mentioned that the suit could make Naruto faster, he got hearts in his eyes and quickly embraced Gai as the freaky sunset appeared behind them. It seemed that Naruto was learning unbreakable genjutsu as well.
As Sarutobi watched in his crystal ball he couldn’t take it anymore and quickly took off before the damage was irreversible. As soon as Sarutobi arrived he cleared his throat.
“Naruto-kun.” Called out the Hokage. Naruto looked over and spotted him, seeing as he was still caught in the moment Naruto quickly ran over to Sarutobi and embraced him.
“Ojii-san!!” screamed out Naruto as he hugged him. Sarutobi had a horrified look on his face when the sunset went up around them while Gai cried tears of youth in the background.
“Ojii-san?” asked Naruto as he let go of him. Seeing the look upon the old man’s face he sheepishly grinned and scratched the back of his head with one hand and waved the other in front of the old man.
Sarutobi quickly snapped out of it and turned to Naruto. “Oh yes, come one Naruto. Lets get you home, I have something to give you.”
I read this in a Fic and I couldnt stop laughing.
Baisicly this happens when Naruto meets Itachi and Kisame while searching for Tsunade and fights them. Naruto made a couple of clones to fight Kisame while he fought Itachi. Here it is...
"'Geez. Fighting two S-Rank criminals. Kisame's having such a hard time with three clones?' Naruto sweatdropped mentally as he began another chain of ninjutsu and genjutsu with Itachi.
'Oh, my god! Do I suck this much?' Kisame thought as he chased the clones who copied all his jutsu and avoided him like a plague, 'I can't even catch the damn things!'"
This happens during the chunnin exams when Orochimaru confronts team 7.
"Can we just get this over with, I know you need a scroll, and I have the one you need. But you will have to fight me to the death for it," said orochimaru as he swallowed the scroll. He looked down at the genin reactions to see that they varied. naruto had a look of sickness on his face, sasuke looked like naruto but was turning green, and haku and sakura were confused. "Well arn't you going to attack me," asked orochimaru.
"Ok queer, first of all were not going anywhere near you. You just swallowed a six inch wide scroll without gagging, which is totally wrong, and second. We already got our scroll," said naruto as team seven began to walk away.
Clearly Ethan’s presence was having a negative effect on the person; he was scared shitless.
“Pipe down you!” Kate snapped at him. “Look, if I ask my friend to leave you alone will you come quietly?”
The man looked at Kate as if she were the nutty one.
“You must be joking,” he said as heavy boulders started to crash down. “That- that thing, sliced off Jose’s face and ate it!”
Kate raised a brow at Ethan who shrugged nonchalantly.
“I was hungry,” he said matter-of-factly.
LEARN CHINESE IN FIVE MINUTES!
Ok read the english meaning and then "OUTLOUD" say the chinese words...
(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
1) Thats not right... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... Dum Fuk
5) Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
12) staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
15)Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
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