I am not afraid to keep on living; I am not afraid to walk this world alone; Honey, if you stay, I’ll be forgiven; Nothing you can say can stop me going home- Famous Last Words
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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
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"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
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2/24/07 I changed my username to Joe Blough because Merlin's Favorite Teapot said- okay, fine, she whispered it- Azure's Jester in class, so I changed it so no one would track me down and report me to a teacher, counselor, or psychologist. I’ll change it back once I’m sure no one's stalking me and people have forgotten.
3/1/07 I have here by reverted to Azure's Jester!!!!! Yay!!!
4/4/07 I am currently halting progress on The Pyromaniac I've Become because I’m kind of suffering from writer's block. When something comes to me, I’ll start it again. For now, I’m going to write a couple of one shot.
4/9/07I finally am leaving on my DC trip! Yay!
4/14/07 I’m home! Yay! I have also decided to change the center of my profile to Rose, because she is the actual writer of most of the stories.
9/18/07 I’m changing my profile again. Yes, I know its annoying, but deal with it!
10/24/07 i've finally solved that stupid Rubik's Cube!!
11/08/07 once more, my pen name is Azure's Jester! and i will no longer change my name! probably...
2/18/07 i deleted my in progress stories, The Pyromaniac I've Become, and Dragonlance: On Ice! for more details, see their section.
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Well, I’m Selenium (do you think I’m stupid enough to tell you my real name?) I’m just your average lazy Zelda-obsessed high-school weirdo who has nothing better to do than constantly change her profile on Fanfiction. Yeah.
Several years ago, I decided to extent my weirdness by inventing my own split personalities. (Yes, I’m crazy, and I’m proud of it! But no, I’m not mentally unstable, I’m not on crack, I’m not drunk (well, Hazel is, but that’s not important) and I’m usually delusional most of the time anyway, so that’s not a big problem.) My peeps (because I’m too lazy to spell out split personality every single time) Hazel, Rose, and Sapphira, occasionally known as Azure's Jester, will hold a very special position when She-Magus rules the world. They will be…… her court jesters! Happy day!
They came about when our favorite author, and former school friend (she just had to leave me in that jungle/ghetto school by myself while she went on to her stupid art school), made up her own personalities, She-Magus and Azure. I thought up my own after her: Rose, Hazel, and Sapphira
Rose is the smarter of the three personalities, and the most rational. Her full title is Leveah van de Mirlanae in Sheikah, Hinode sono Fennikusu in Hylian, and Sunrise of the Phoenix in common. How she got it is a very long story, and I’m too lazy to tell it. She’s the last of the Sheikah, and a bunch of guys formed a Rose Fan Club. That’s the simplest I can put it.
She loves…. Link from The Legend of Zelda!!!!
Her hobbies include: playing video games, surfing the Internet, drooling over a picture of Link, drooling over Link, and spending quality time with Link. ; ) sending Hazel and Sapphira to their corners, and discussing different topics, such as the proper way to disarm an assailant, or the proper way to humiliate a stalker, with She-Magus and Raistlin.
People she can spend time with and not pull her hair out in exasperation: Princess Zelda, She-Magus, Raistlin, Link (of course!) Hazel (she usually has to send her to her corner anyways), our intellectual friend Mark (fine, he's my brother's friend, but I still want him to be MY friend. why are brothers always so selfish?), Sapphira, most other females, and guys who can talk with her without having visions of her in bed with them. Yeah, that pretty much eliminates every single guy with a perverted mind. Including Miroku from InuYasha, Dalamar from Dragonlance, and Shigure from Fruits Basket. Why Maroon likes ALL THREE of them, we may never know.
People she can't spend time with and not pull her hair out in exasperation: Ganondorf, um… and Ganondorf. Killing him, along with playing video games, solving our flipping Rubix Cube (why is it so hard to solve? WHY???!!!) and spending time with Link, is on the top of her to-do list.
She’s terrified of: cuccos, goats, and pigs. If you whack them ten times, or yell at them ten times, they go all psychotic on you! And no, we haven’t been playing TLoZ too much! Why does everybody say that?
This is a result she got on a quiz, made by datemoidur, on quizilla.com:
You are Numb. The Nerd. Chester Bennington once said all their songs were like their children. Well, if their songs were children...which would you be?
You are Numb! You are the awkward, studious LP kid. You have been labeled as a nerd or dork by your peers, but you don't really care. You’re too busy with Calculus homework and chess club. You enjoy the arts especially literature and classic music and art. Don’t worry about what those bullies say. One day, you'll be their boss.
Now, to prevent self-inflicted damage caused by Hazel, I’ll have to write about her. sigh
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Hazel is the pyromaniac of the three. Great, I have to have a pyromaniac inside my head. Why do I keep her? I have no clue. Her title is Azure’s Jester. Even though Sapphira would be suited better to it, it’s hers. Figure that one out.
She loves…. Pit, from Kid Icarus!!! (The SSBB version, of course) She thinks he is the hottest thing ever to walk the earth! Someone’s had one too many! (Hazel: you want me to make you stick yourself with a needle? Selenium: put down that needle!)
People she can spend time with and not want to set them on fire over exasperation: Rose, Raistlin, Pit, and Azure. Although most of the time Rose sends her to her corner. She’s also obsessed with Frank Iero from My Chemical Romance. Hazel: no I’m not! Rose & Selenium: Denial is more than just a river in Egypt!
People she can spend time with and WANT to set them on fire over exasperation: Merlin's Favorite Teapot (Rose’s, Sapphira’s and my friend) (Hazel: stupid gnome! I will get my flame-thrower back!), Zac Efron (Hazel: so ugly!), Sapphira (Hazel: so annoying! who gave her the can of sugar filled soda?), and most of all, She-Magus! She would’ve set her on fire had we not stopped her…
She’s terrified of: ice, cold water, glaciers, icebergs, ice cubes, and anything to do with ice. That means she goes to her “white, fluffy-walled room” and wears her straight jacket and pretends the ice isn’t there during winter.
This is a result she got on a quiz, made by datemoidur, on quizilla.com
You are In the End. The Pessimist. Chester Bennington once said all their songs were like their children. Well, if their songs were children...which would you be?
You’re In the End! No one is exactly sure what your deal is, but you don't really care. There is no such thing as a bright side to you. You are the ultimate pessimist. You think nothing will ever go your way ever, and no one can persuade you otherwise.
Sapphira is getting impatient (I can tell cause she’s poking me with a Q-tip) so that means I have to write about her… perfect.
Sapphira:HI!!!!!!!!!! My name's Sapphira! It’s nice to meet you! I’m your new best friend! Happy day!
Calm down! Sheesh… so anyways, Sapphira is a half Minish, half Hylian ball of energy. She is perpetually random, and she’ll undoubtedly drive you crazy. Her daddy was Vaati- crap! Too much information there! Ignore that last sentence!
some of her hobbies: singing annoyingly, sucking the helium out of balloons, reciting the Periodic Table of Elements, including all the chemical symbols, element names, atomic numbers, atomic masses, number of neutrons and electrons, and the most stable isotope until she drives you crazy (Sapphira: Rose taught me all that stuff! Rose: WHY DID I DO THAT???!!!), bouncing off the walls, laughing while drinking milk (Sapphira: waterfall!), pronouncing the words white and while as h-wile and h-wite, playing Dance Dance Revolution, and silly stringing you while you are sleeping. NEVER invite her to your house!
People she can spend time with and they won't be exasperated over her: Rose, Evangeline (one of her best friends and the Oracle of Wisdom), Tasslehoff Burrfoot (one of her other best friends), Azure (Sapphira: she acts funny when she drinks a lot of rum!), and Raistlin (to a certain degree).
People she can't spend time with and they will get exasperated over her: most other people besides the ones listed above, including: She-Magus, Hazel, and Link.
Things she’s terrified of: nothing, really. Tas' fearlessness has rubbed off on her, we guess. She’s not even afraid of her own father, who is a force to be reckoned with...
This is a result she got on a quiz, made by datemoidur, on quizilla.com
You are Somewhere I Belong. The Space Cadet. Chester Bennington once said all their songs were like their children. Well, if their songs were children...which would you be?
You are Somewhere I Belong! You are one out there kid! You are the spacey-est of all the LP kids. You live in your own universe. You reject everyone else's reality and substitute your own. It’s not that you don't care what others think, you don't know there are others. You are a true space cadet!
Now that my peeps are satisfied and will stop making me cause myself damage, I get to talk about me!!!!
In a nutshell: I’m a geek. Yes, that’s right. I’m proud of it, too. I’m good at math, science is my favorite subject, I’m in my school’s choir, and I have a knack for writing essays. I like black and I like to wear wristbands, but that doesn’t mean I’m emo or Goth. There’s not much I detest more than stereotypes, but I do enjoy being called a geek. Also, people call me weird, and I don’t have a problem with it. That’s because I know they have their own idiosyncrasies. If you don’t know what that means, look it up.
Also I am a Seventh-Day Adventist. I’m very proud of it, so if you try to mock me, I’ll ignore you. That doesn’t mean I won’t forgive you. Tolerance is a big thing for me. Also, my heroes are BarlowGirl, and I will meet them someday. And yes, that means I don’t believe in dating. Their song, Average Girl, is pretty much my anthem, and if you are curious about why I don’t believe in dating, you should listen to it. You might like it.
Also, my pseudonym is Selenium because it is a reference to two things: my love of science, and my late grandmother. It’s a reference to my love of science because it’s the name of the element with the atomic number 34. Also, it’s a reference to the late Texan singer Selena. My aunts would call me Bitty when I was young, and my grandmother would occasionally sing Bidi Bidi Bom Bom, by Selena. I miss her very much.
Favorite video games: The Legend of Zelda series, Pikmin 1 and 2, Paper Mario: the Thousand Year Door, Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life, and Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time
Some of my favorite TV shows: Smallville, and... um... that's just about it. I really don't watch TV much... mostly I use it to play video games. We don’t have cable, satellite, or TiVo, so my choices are limited. I also think LPTV should be a regular TV show...
Websites we enjoy wasting our time on: fanfiction.net, youtube.com, dragonlanceunderground.com, linkinpark.com, MCR fan sites, and quizilla.com
Stories in progress: The Pyromaniac I've Become (HIATUS), and Dragonlance: On Ice! (HIATUS). The reason both of my stories in progress are on hold is because I have too much homework. : ( i have deleted them, because i have no time to write new chapters; once i do, i'll write more, re-post the story, then release the chapters in quick succession.
Future ideas: X-Men in Monty Python??? this isn't supposed to be a cross-over, just me, my friends She-Magus, Maroon, and Merlin's Favorite Teapot, with X-Men powers, are trapped in Monty Python, and are trying to help King Arthur recover the Holy Grail. Or something like that... I really haven't thought up much for it. Too lazy. Can’t… type… too… lazy…
Some reality TV show I haven't thought up much for my reality TV show, and I’m not really sure I’ll actually write it. ideas are really sketchy at this point, so if you have any ideas, message me!
Favorite sayings:
(Something) in a millennium or two!
MRS. COMMANDERSON: HEAD OF THE CIA, AND SHE TEACHES PRE-K!!! ERAAAAAAK!!!!- Teen Girl Squad
(What’s your problem?) /I met a possum! \ Good for you. Now let's attract some cuuute boys! Ready? Pose!!! /my blood hurts.\ - TGS (the brackets and whatnot separate what different people in TGS say)
Two beans??? wtf???- She-Magus
Crazy? I was crazy once! Kikyo nailed me to a tree. I died there. then Kagome came. Kagome? I love Kagome! But she drives me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! Kikyo nailed me to a tree. I died there. Then Kagome came. Kagome? I love Kagome! But she drives me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! Kikyo nailed me to a tree. I died there. Then Kagome came. Kagome? I love Kagome! But she drives me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! Kikyo nailed me to a tree. I died there. Then Kagome came. Kagome? I love Kagome! But she drives me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! Kikyo nailed me to a tree. I died there. Then Kagome came. Kagome? I love Kagome! But she drives me crazy! ... and so on and so forth. -Krystal
I will get my (flamethrower and whatnot) back!
Do I really want to know?
Oy, vey! (Jewish expression that means: oh, no)- Mostly because "Weird Al" Yankovic does it
(When I’m in trouble) ... heh heh... well, there's this funny story behind that. You see...
MRS. DUFFY MADE THE CROP CIRCLES!!! (She-Magus ripped this off from me!) and/or CROP CIRCLE MAKER!!! and/or MRS. DUFFY EATS LEPRACHAUNS!!!
Look, there goes Fun Dip, the purebred gully dwarf! (She-Magus ripped this off too!)
UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!! (pounds fist) -She-Magus, Maroon, MFT, and me!
denial is more than just a river in egypt!
Random MCR, Linkin Park, and Barlow Girl song parts
Random lines from the Dungeons and Dragons sketch by the Dead Alewives
Favorite chants:
I'm a little emo; I wear black. I cut my wrists; front and back. When I get sent to rehab, I will cry; mess with me and you'll f-ing die! - Whitney
I’m a little tipsy; I like rum; I drink it all day because it's fun; when I get all violent, you'd better run; because I just might find a gun! - I made this up with some help from Maroon.
I like to listen to: “Weird Al” Yankovic, Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, and Barlow Girl
Favorite movies:
Back to the Future
Pirates of the Caribbean (i've seen the third!!! it was too confusing, tho. who here thinks that Jack's vault across the gorge was funny enough to save Dead Man's Chest from its complete lack of plot?)
Indiana Jones (mostly the first one)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
October Sky (too bad Jake is gay... all the hot guys in the world are turning gay!)
SpiderMan 1, 2, & 3 (mostly 2)
Star Wars
Even though I don’t believe in dating, I still think these guys are hot: Gerard Way (I believe that every straight girl in the world is secretly obsessed with Gee!), Mikey Way, Ray Toro (I’m currently obsessed with him), Frank Iero, Chester Bennington, Mike Shinoda, Rob Bourdon, Link (of course) and Pit.
that's all for now! when She-Magus takes over the world or when i feel like it (most likely the latter will come first) i will add more!
Rose: THERE IS A PRETTY GOOD CHANCE THAT SHE-MAGUS WILL HAVE WORLD DOMINATION, AND WHEN SHE DOES, I WILL ASK FOR NORWAY
Hazel: AND I WILL BE AZURE'S RIGHT HAND PERSON!!!
Sapphira: AND I WILL BE HER COURT JESTER!!! HAPPY DAY
Selenium: AND I WILL MARRY RAY TORO!!!
~Leveah van de Mirlanae aka Hinode sono Fennikusu aka Sunrise of the Phoenix, Hazel aka Azure’s Jester and Sapphira~
AKA: Selenium
We're a million strong
And getting stronger still
They'll remember we were here
With a million voices
Breaking silence till
They'll remember we were here
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