
I'm The Neliel Tu! (Sorry guys, Yuya, I changed it again. Joo can still call me Green Shade though, I'm cool with that.)
My actual name is...Magenta Kira! I love my name, you can't have it!
Oh, and I'm a female. Refer to me as SHE! Or her, or Magenta. Or Shade. Magenta'd be an odd name for a guy, don'tcha think?
Lessee, what to say about me!
I'm a Bleach fanatic, and I'm obsessed with Bleach! It's not hard to see. -snorts- My Bleach fics are beginning to outnumber my Gorillaz ones! (And there were a lot of those!)
I'm randomly deleting my stories, cos some of them showcase what an awful writer I used to be, and...I don't really care much for that.
I tend to get way inspired by music!
My favorite bands are: Nine Inch Nails, Deftones, Depeche Mode, Nirvana, Cake, Cracker, Camper Van Beethoven, Reel Big Fish, Mustard Plug, Streetlight Manifesto, and a bunch more. I love music!
My story Nails proves my love for music, and how much it inspires me. That, and Nine Inch Nails is PERFECT for Nel x Nnoi. It really, really is. I mean, I listen to most of their songs, and I'm thinking of both of 'em, cos the lyrics are amazing for them. Like, I always think of her talking to him, or him talking to her. If you like that pairing, it's a pretty good story to read.
And if you don't like fics rated M, well, there are a few non-smutty chapters in there. Well, here's a ratings list for Nails.
Nails Ratings:
The Only Time: M
Closer: T
Sin pt. I: M
Sin pt. II: T
Ruiner: T
Echoplex: T
Sanctified: T
Please: M
Wow, I thought there'd be more "M"'s. Haha! That makes more'n a few!
Shade's OTP's:
Ulquiorra x Halibel (They both worship Aizen like crazy, and Halibel makes Ulquiorra pout, in my head. Who the hell can resist an Ulquiorra pout? I sure can't! It's destiny! It's Ulquiorra and Halibel love! It's hotness! They'd bond simply on the fact that they both adore Aizen!)
Nnoitora x Neliel (Hate=Love. They are the sexiest pairing, and I have no idea why! They just make sense in the most nonsensical way! And I love it! I will read anything I can get my hands on about this pairing! I love love love it! I have so many theories about the two of them, but I'm having such a hard time writing them. I really do think that they were once friends. I mean, look at the way Nnoitora talks to Neliel! She's the only one he ever really opens up to! He wouldn't say all the shit he says to her to Tesla! No way! She's the one who knows him best, and really, she doesn't even know him.)
Shade's Favorite Crack Pairings:
Grimmjow x Neliel (There are so many reasons why this pairing is hot. In a fansite of this, I read a lot of reasons. Here are mine-Green and blue is a sexy combo, Grimmy has those green eye markings, they're loyal to Aizen, but not brainless, and it's just HOT!)
Szayel x Neliel (I don't know why! I just don't! But it's strangely hot! He's a sick little bastard, and she's ... one to stay the hell away from him! What would happen if they met? CHAOS! And hot sexors.)
Tesla x Neliel (I dunno why about this pairing, either. It's just adorable! I love Tesla to death, and this pairing fascinates me. I wish there was more of it, but I guess I'll have to do something about that. Drabble series, here I come!)
Halibel x Aizen (Not really a crack pairing, but I don't consider it OTP either. Aizen is really above sex with his subordinates, I think, but Halibel might just be more than that. She IS a little tan sex goddess, after all. I just think she's better suited to Ulquiorra, personally.)
Stark x Neliel (This one's a strange one, but I like to pretend that Stark was around for Neliel. Just think about it. Neliel's slightly blinded by her devotion to Aizen, yet she's highly conscious, and he's a bitter, sarcastic creep of sorts. The teasing he would give her! The agony! It's great! I love it! I dunno why though.)
Pairings Shade Abhors:
Grimmjow x Orihime (Let's face it, this pairing is NOT going to happen. I'm sure some of you like this pairing, but I mean no offense. This is just a pairing I loathe. It's awful. I doubt any arrancar would do a human. That, and Grimmjow could fuck anyone. He wouldn't fuck her.)
Ulquiorra x Orihime (Another one that would not happen! Ulquiorra pretty much thinks all humans are trash, and besides that, he considered Orihime as trash once. He might not any more, but he is a pretty transparent guy. He treats Orihime the way he does because, well, he's not there to pamper her! She's a mere human! He'd never consider doing Orihime. That, and Orihime's madly in love with Ichigo. She has been for ages! She's not likely to forget that easily. I mean, poor girl's constantly thinking about the guy.)
Aizen x Momo (OMFG! Do I even need an explanation? NO! Just no!)
Grimmjow x Apache (Again, just NO! I don't know why I hate this pairing so much, but I just do! It's awful! And it's not even that I don't like Apache, it's just...no! I really doubt he'd be with one of Halibel's fraccion. He may be a bit touched in the head, but he's not THAT stupid. I just hate this pairing so much!)
Gin x Aizen (I know, I've written a story on them. But I hate this pairing so so much! I really do! I mean, Gin was a KID when he met Aizen! OMG! Really now? It's not even because I don't like yaoi! It's just...GROSS! Aizen and Gin may seem awfully close, but really, lovers? Ack! OMG!)
Orihime x Aizen (AH OMG! Why would anyone ever think of this pairing? No! No! OMG! Gross! She's 15 for Bog's sake! 15!! And Aizen's AT LEAST 100 years old! Actually, more! OMFG!! He just manipulates her with all that "romantic" shit! It's his thing! He doesn't want her body! Stupid Loly, putting that in everyone's heads! NO!! Aizen-sama is better than doing a human!)
(Haha! I hate more pairings than I like! That's sad.)
Bleach Characters Shade Dislikes or finds annoying:
Hinamori Momo
Loly and Menoly
Inoue Orihime (There, I said it)
Marechiyo Omaeda (I wish he'd just crawl in a hole and die! That must be his purpose, though. To aggravate us.)
More to come.
Bleach Characters Shade loves!:
Grimmjow Jeagerjacques
Ulquiorra Schiffer
Neliel Tu Oderschvank
Halibel
Szayel Aporro Granz
Aizen Sosuke
Ichimaru Gin
Stark
Madarame Ikkaku
Ayasegawasp. Yumichika
Zaraki Kenpachi
Kuchiki Byakuya
Abarai Renji
A Real Life Pairings:
Grimmjow x Neliel (main)
Halibel x Stark
Szayel x Sun-Sun
Mila Rose x Nnoitora
Ulquiorra x Apache
Apache x Grimmjow (mentioned)
Hit me up if you've got a story request, and I'll see what I can do.