i really dont know why i even bother with this but i'm bored...

Name: call me Sai, or Saijin, or Sero, whichever is fine. (none of them are my real name)

age: i was born on feb 11, no need to know the year...but i'm not old, still a teen _

loves\likes:

anime, manga, SasuNaru, (Fave couple eva!) science, astronomy, fave anime is NARUTO of course, then comes all the other good stuff: ouran highschool host club, lovely complex, prince of tennis...blah-dee-blah blah blah...

hates\dislikes:

i hate kakairu i hate any yaoi couple other than sasuke and naruto i hate rap i hate orochimaru i hate his guts him and his little man-whore\slave kabuto, i hate fruits and i hate bannanas the most (bad memmories when i was a kid.) i hate throwing up- shivers- and i tremble with fear at the sight of blood. i hate snobby people, i hate a lot of things really.

but the thing i hate most is people who think they are above everyone else, those kinds make me sick.

this is just something funny i stumbled upon XD:

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

these are just random quotes i picked up:

-"to have courge is to live not to die"

-"Never raise your hand to your children... it leaves your mid section unprotected"

-"Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking"

-"I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again."

-"positive thinking is like this: a little bird in the sky u look up and it shits in ur eye, you dont mind you dont cry, you just thank GOD that cows dont fly"

-"There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?"

-"If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?"

-"Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work."

-"Just when you realize life's a bitch, it has puppies"

-" I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception"

-"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

-" All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening."

-"When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them"

-"Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy... so go check 3 of your friends, if it's not them... Congrats"

-"Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?"

-"Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies "

-" I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!"

-"Finals equals academic suicide"

-"Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck"

-"I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and I will Stalk you later"

-"Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view"

-"In man's struggle against the world, bet on the world"

-"If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague."

-"Just Friends phrase - I don't just want you to mourn the loss; I want to remind you of it every day. I want you to suffer. I want you to envy. I want you to die slowly, a bit at a

time. And I want you to smile and thank me for it."
at this one i felt uchiha itachi would say something like that XD.

-"Depression n. - Anger without enthusiasm."

-"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."

-"Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up"

-"some things kids shouldnt see, ur face is one of 'em"

-"Dude, that is so messed up, even Naruto doesn't believe it..."
i cracked up so hard at this...

I just fucking ralized i have too many favorite authors!! i need to remove.

cuz some of them dont even deserve to be a fave, i fave them automatically when i review, and i review when i want to alert a story, so...damn.

i dont wanna go through all that -whines-