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since: 09-02-06, id: 1127249, Profile Updated: 09-26-11
country: Canada
Author has written 30 stories for Inuyasha, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Pokémon, Zatch Bell, Cats, Death Note, and Invader Zim.

Oh hello there, you're looking fine today.

Please have a seat, unless you are already sitting; in which case, please stand up, stretch, and then sit back down.

I've grown considerably since I last edited this account and I'd like to say thank you, for taking the time to visit my profile. Perhaps you'll be inspired to read my morbid, horrific, stories - that is, if you like character death, torture, and gore with the occasional sarcastic humor thrown in.

None the less, whether you read my stories or not, thanks for stopping by, and please, have a great day...

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1. Annihilation Dib: Total, Utter Annihilation » reviews
Zim has been a normal Human-stink for a good sum of years now. Enough to know that it rains a lot on Earth, and that waffles taste fairly decent when cooked by his dog; however, change is in the air when the Tallest realize Earth has made Zim a threat.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-26-11 - Published: 7-21-11 - Zim & Dib
2. Soulless And Still Alive reviews
The Akatsuki capture Naruto and begin to separate the Kyuubi from his body; however, it is only a matter of time before the Leaf comes to the rescue. But by then, it is already too late. Naruto has made a deal with Kyuubi and it all turns tipsy from there
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-7-08 - Naruto U. & Kurama/Kyuubi
3. I D Double Dare You To » reviews
A dare unlike any before seen! The Akatsuki and Naruto gang have fun stealing objects from different anime characters such as Alucard and his hat and maybe Light and the Death Note. Think of the chaos thats just waiting to be unleashed... CHAPTER 4 IS UP!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 7-15-08 - Published: 10-21-07 - Deidara & Shikamaru N.
4. When Splash Actually Does Something reviews
I didn't mean to I swear! I only used splash with my level five Magikarp and now the entire world is in an uproar, literally… Short and pact with humorous devastation! R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 3-3-08 - Published: 4-28-07 - Complete
5. LOST reviews
Hollow Ichigo and Ichigo himself, a poem about the 'Hollow Within'.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 11-20-07 - Ichigo K. & Zangetsu - Complete
6. A Bleach Christmas reviews
At Christmas people come together and be happy and joyful. At Christmas people set aside their differences and sing, may they be Whole or Hollow... ONE SHOT, PLEASE REVIEW! Yes I know its not christmas.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 12-24-07 - Published: 12-24-06 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K. - Complete
7. A Bleach Christmas Sequel reviews
A world was spinning, a hollow was cackling, an orange haired boy was committing suicide out of horror and Boxing day was upon them in another 24 hours! Yeah, I know its not Christmas... yet! This is a sequel to A Bleach Christmas.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 12-24-07 - Published: 11-23-07 - Dark Ichigo & Ichigo K. - Complete
8. Human After All reviews
Yagami Light reflects his past mistakes while he dies alone on the stairs in the quiet building. How could it have turned out like this? Where was everyone who supported him? Dead? No they couldn't be, when did that happen?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-5-07 - Published: 10-24-07 - Light Y. - Complete
9. Abyss God Of Heaven reviews
A small poem about how Light believes that L is the truely evil one...
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-5-07 - Published: 11-20-07 - L & Light Y. - Complete
10. What's The Worst That Could Happen? reviews
When Ryuk catches Light dancing in his room many things begin to happen. Then the 'Race Of Death 3' is put in and L just can't pass up the chance to beat Light... Don't read unless you like absolute side splitting humor!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-5-07 - Published: 12-3-07 - L & Light Y. - Complete
11. Just Panic reviews
Everything is destroyed, Konoha is done and Orochimaru is quite pleased with himself. That is, until he realizes Naruto is still alive and the Akatsuki are just seconds away from having the Kyuubi in their grasp… ONE SHOT! R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-2-07 - Published: 7-31-07 - Naruto U. - Complete
12. Hack 'Em Up And Write It Down reviews
Look inside the mind of Barry The Chopper! Who did he really kill and reasons why! This is Barry The Chopper's Diary, it all started with his wife... R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 12-2-07 - Published: 10-5-06 - Barry the Chopper - Complete
13. Consumed reviews
The fire in my chest ignites and spreads across my body, I can't control it and it gives me the energy to destroy you, Brother...'
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-2-07 - Published: 11-20-07 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete
14. In Return For This Power, Sasuke reviews
It all starts when Sasuke kills Naruto, then it spirals out of control when he suddenly comes back to life, not as a human but as a demon. One shot! Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 10-13-07 - Kakashi H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
15. My Love, My Lord reviews
Jaken loves his lord, so very much.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-21-07 - Published: 11-20-07 - Jaken & Sesshomaru - Complete
16. The Taste Of Blood » reviews
After a difficult battle with a Mamodo, Sherry ends up in the hospital. Much to Brago's dislike, another Mamodo picks a fight with them and it all turns ugly from there... Also, what happened in Brago's past and will it ever come back to haunt him?
Zatch Bell - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-17-07 - Published: 6-8-07 - Complete
17. How Sasuke Became Popular » reviews
Itachi has had enough with his fangirls, he can't stand how Sasuke has none. So what is he willing to do to get the fan girls from him to Sasuke? Maybe just kill a few clan members here and there, but will it back fire? R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-15-07 - Published: 9-20-06 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
18. Gaara And Kankuro's Case reviews
When Kankuro finds out that Temari likes someone in Konoha, he and a surprisingly curious Gaara go into stalking mode trying to figure out who this mysterious person is. Now what will Temari say when she finds them? Or more, what will she do? R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 11-9-07 - Published: 9-12-06 - Gaara & Kankuro - Complete
19. He's Back reviews
Naruto watches helplessly as Kyuubi destroys Konoha. One shot! R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-8-07 - Published: 5-28-07 - Kurama/Kyuubi & Naruto U. - Complete
20. Lord Sesshomaru’s Future Filled Adventure reviews
So we all know Sesshomaru's high and mighty attitude right? This is what happens when our fluffy follows Kagome to the future and encounters a bunch of new annoyances. Like messing up Kagome's Room, and fighting deadly out of control hoses, yeah hoses...
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 11-3-07 - Published: 11-11-06 - Sesshomaru & Kagome H. - Complete
21. Hinata's Jealousy reviews
With Sasuke dead, Orochimaru gone and the Akatsuki disbanded Naruto's life is filled with boredom. Until he and Sakura have their first kiss, he's finaly got somthing to do! Unfortunately Hinata sees and she loses it...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-26-07 - Published: 4-19-07 - Hinata H. & Shikamaru N. - Complete
22. Watch What You Wish For » reviews
Naraku accidentally wishes Sesshomaru, Inuyasha and Kagome to the future with the Jewel! What's worse is that they can't use the Well. Can a retarded Rin and the group find a way to bring them back before Kagome loses it completely? New and improved!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 9-7-06 - Naraku & Kagome H. - Complete
23. The Demon Boy reviews
Five year old Naruto finds himself in an unexplainable position where he is possessed by Kyuubi, imprisoned by ANBU and taken in by Orochimaru. How can one possibly turn out when your raised by a lunatic? One shot! Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 1-17-07 - Naruto U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
24. Kakashi's Ghost » reviews
Kakashi has certain ghosts from his past that he doesn't want anybody to know or to remember, so he tries to hide them. Though years later, when hes just about forgotten them, they return and they want vengeance…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 7-10-07 - Kakashi H.
25. The FourCatOmen reviews
Omens aren't a good thing everyone knows that. But how would you feel if you had no human friends and found yourself in the custody of four evil cats? Pathetic right? Well this happens to Mandy, the rich girl who isnt as snobby as everyone thinks her to b
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-31-07
26. The Never Ending Gaki Story » reviews
Naruto doesn't have Kyuubi, instead he has a dad, the Yondaime and his mom. One small fight with his dad and everything will change. Like Naruto running away and encountering a devil kid AKA Kyuubi, and some sound ninja who might just try to capture him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,875 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 8-1-07 - Published: 12-2-06 - Naruto U. & Minato N.
27. Kyuubi Madness » reviews
Kyuubi trys to escape, but when he fails he finds that he can live through Naruto once a month, but Jiraiya has to watch him with his super watching skills we all know he has. Also, somebody has a crush on Kyuubi and its not who you would think...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,752 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 5-22-07 - Published: 9-13-06 - Kurama/Kyuubi & Jiraiya - Complete
28. Kabuto's Role As A Dad » reviews
OMG, how the hell did Kabuto become Naruto's new dad? Ahem, what happened to the age limit here? And what's this, Orochimaru has another evil plan, but this isn't about Sasuke anymore, he's a thing of the past. On to Naruto! R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 12-4-06 - Published: 10-17-06 - Kabuto Y. & Naruto U.
29. Kyuubi's Doom » reviews
Demon aliens attack earth. When one demon desides to make Kyuubi his fox pet, what will Naruto and the others do to get him back? Also, how the hell does Jiraiya, Orochimaru and whats left of the Akatsuki gang become allies? R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,639 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-4-06 - Published: 9-30-06 - Kurama/Kyuubi & Naruto U.
30. Fallen Leaves » reviews
When Naruto comes back from two days of training he finds Konohas been destroyed and everyone but he and Shikamaru are dead. Why would Sasuke do this, and how? Also, what will happen when Kyuubi comes out to play...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,260 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 12-4-06 - Published: 9-18-06 - Naruto U. & Shikamaru N. - Complete
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