Name-Kristine
Age-between 0-50
Gender- Girl.
Location-...My house. = )

Zodiac Stuff:

Western Zodiac:

Gemini, symbolized by the Twins, is a mutable air sign. Ruled by Mercury, Geminis are curious, intellectual, quick-witted, talkative, friendly, and have superb communication skills. They are clear thinkers and have a love of information, able to process many incoming ideas and concepts in their search for the truth. While Geminis are able to handle many tasks at the same time, they often lack depth – jack-of-all-trades, master of none.

Symbol: The Twins
Element: air
Modality: mutable
Ruling Planet: mercuary
Ruling House: third
Key Phrase: I think
Keyword: Versatility

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Chinese Zodiac:

Sign: Rat
Element:Fire

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Native American Zodiac:

Life Totem:Deer
Element:Air (I think)

http://chinese.astrology.com/signs.html Chinese Zodiac

http://www.astrologychartsonline.com/Aries.htm Western Zodiac

I forgot where I got the Native American thing though.

Favorite-

Shows: Avatar:The last airbender,Next,Drake and Josh,MTV...A little bit of everything really.
Music: I like all types of music. Well I can tolerate it.
Anime/Manga: Naruto,FullMetal Alchemist,InuYasha,Blood,Blood plus
Color/s: Blue,Red,Black,Silver,White,Yellow,Green.

Favorite Quotes:

Me:Dad,knock-knock..
My dad: Damnit,the door's open!
-My dad after I told him a thousand knock-knock jokes-

-Knocks something over- OH NO I'M DUMB! T.T
-Angel-

Me- Ohmaigawd. Theres this old lady whos across the street. Shes washing the dishes
Angel- Um and how would you know that? KRISTNE ARE YOU USING THE BINOCULARS AGAIN?
Me-...Yes
Angel- Oh tell her I said hi.
-Me and angel-

Angel- Krissstttiiiinnnneeee Theres a hippie dancing in the road.
Me- Tell em I said hi
Angel-Kristine i'm serious
Me- So am I.
-Me and Angel-

Good morning starshine,the earth says,"Hello!"
-Willy wonka and the chocolate factory-

Dislikes:

Flamers- No matter if they're literate,or a total noob. It's still flaming.

Yaoi and Yuri- Ok look. I have no problem with gay people or lesbians. Don't bring that up, because just because I don't enjoy two guys having buttsecks or two girls making out, doesn't mean i'm homophobic. So stfu.

Mary Sues- They're the most irratating thing in fanfiction.Special abilities that are unrealistic and no one else in the series has them. Everyone loves them. Stoic characters showing attraction towards the said character.

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Fave Pairings:

Sasusaku- Sakura's love for Sasuke used to be a little crush. But as time went on, it developed into more than that. All of his flaws, Sakura saw, and that made him more human to her. She understood him. Sasuke, needs to rebuild the clan someday right? Hes not the kind of person to do that kind of thing with some random girl. Sasuke's going to do that with someone he trusts and cares for. As I recall Sakura is at the least an important friend to him.

Naruhina- I admire Hinata's determination towards Naruto. I used to just sideship this because I felt sorry for Naruto,but a NaruHina essay on LJ made me realize how much potential it has and how developed it's been.

Shikatema- Probably one of the most cannon-ish pairing so far. They always just 'clicked' to me.

NejiTen- Just luff.

Shikaino-Yes smart one. I support both :D

EdWin- They are in no way related okay? Okay yes he blushed when rose told him she loved him. He also blushed when winry hugged him.He ALSO blushed WHILE getting all defensive when Nina and Al were asking him about who he was writing a letter too and teasing him.

PeinxKonan- O : 3

Parinings I dislike-

Note: These are just my opinions!

Narusasu- They're like brothers,I think it should stay that way.

Sasuino- Ino's crush, unlike Sakura's did not develope. Ino was hitting on Sai in the time-skip because he shared a close physical appearence to Sasuke. Sakura however punched him in the godamned face for insulting Sasuke.

Nejisaku- Have they even talked to each other before?

Sasuhina- Ehh...no.

EdRose- See my reason for favoring EdWin

EdNoah- Nuuu. I can't see it happening,I honestly can't.

I am sorry if it seemed like I bashed them,but I wasn't trying to.

Pairings i can TOLERATE:

Narusaku-Their Relationship seems more like a Brother sister kinda thing. It looks cute,but I can never bring myself to be a TRUE NaruSaku fan.

Guilty fixes:

ItaSaku-No chance of becoming cannon,but GAH.It's too lovable to ignore.

DeiSaku: Not really a HUGE fan of it,but it's just too...AWSOME. -gets shot- No chance of cannonization,not since Deidei dies. (I'm sorry for spoilers ;-;) Also I can't see them being together. CRACKness is awsome.

GaaSaku- I think it's cute.It doesn't have a chance of becoming cannon,but I love it anyway!

SasuHina- They're so cute together. Cuteness pwns. I don't ship it, but I DO love the fanart 3

Awsometastical Links:

http://muffinfilms.com/ This site is about muffins! My favorite clip is "The muffin Tree"

www.hula-monkey.co.nr this is my Friend's site,she has an account on here,it's Jenxar..but she doesn't go on it alot.but she DOES go on her website alot,so please comment

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uR9YmWk_X-g Holy shit. Click now. Funny as hell

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2CjPOQ1am7s&mode=related&search= Click on this if you want a laugh that will make your parents stare at you. I said click it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HUMA10Bl9vY&mode=related&search= Sequel to the one above. LOL. Pure lol. click.

Note for Updates:
I'm loosing interest for so many things. I guess because school is here and I have to write a report for something,and GAH. LEAMEAWONE.

Now i know,i keep changing my pename...here are all..or most of my past screennames:

halfdemonhalfangel
Evil Muffin Queen
Your bubbly Nightmare
Bubbly Nightmare
Dark Bunny Overlord of Evil
-Insert Awsome Screename-
Flying Evil Cupcakes
Current: Bombsauce

Some weird questions my friends asked me:

Q- Do you actually believe in all that Zodiac junk?
A-YES! It describes me VERY well!

Q-have you ever eaten a plant?
A-Yup : D

Q-Do you like pickles?
A-Noo. Not really. They make my face scrunch up.

mini-RANT

Sakura-bashers, who hate her for being weak and pathetic, don't realize, shes human. Shes a normal teenage girl who has regular emotions. Ok I know shes not real, Sakura still doesn't deserve all this stupid bashing.

"All she does is sit on the sidelines and cry like a little baby and piss us viewers off even more by yelling for her dear sasuke kun."

This statement extremly pisses me off. Oh, just because shes an anime character shes not aloud to be scared? Shes not aloud to have flaws? Shes not superman. Do you want Sakura to be an idiotic mindless mary-sue? Then you'd probably get pissed for her being so perfect.

":-? u know i think u must act bitchy like her too. sorry 4 my language.she might b smart at doing her make.why this is why she might KILL all those people around there in naruto with her ugliness by the way i feel sorry 4 you looking like her. now you have to waist your money on surgeries. =O"

The only thing thats going to kill is your horrible grammar and spelling . Ohhh thats a real good excuse. Superficial much? I'm not gonna say,"its on the inside that counts" Because thats realy cheesey.I am going to say that you shouldn't despise someone just because you think they look ugly.

"Shes weak and useless. the healing power isnt so useful if u realy think about it...she was weak in part one and will continue 2 be useless thro out the series...i want to kill her!"

Does that mean Tsunade's useless? Healing power is a great skill. Sakura has the power to save people's lives. In part one, she wasn't useless per se. Sakura was just a normal Kunoichi with no special skill. Now what? Yes smart one, shes the next Tsunade.

I DARE you to give me ONE example of someone as regular as Sakura who grew into something more than that. Someone who started out as a normal Kunoichi into a Mature,strong medical ninja,who has the potential to surpass a Sannin.

I'm eventually going to write an essay, but for the mean time here.

UPDATE:

I'm thinking about starting a,"No-bashing" fic. I've already written up a Sakura essay,i'm willing to take on more :O
I need suggestions,So far I have Ino and Sasuke. Any others? I need at least five before I begin it. In between will be little skits,about how each character feels about bashing. XD

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now