
My home page is lj. There some sh... stuff on there and wraithsteve I haven't posted here with Todd as the main character. If anyone cares _
I take no responsibility for all fics dating 2006 and before, first treadings into the waters of fanfiction, and left on for posterity. Don't blame me if your eyes start bleeding while reading them.
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Fanficers who I support and admire (if anyone cares)
Darquecyder 6
Imagination, imagination, imagination...
Jedi Knight 13:
Because they are cool. Because they are nice. Because they always leave a review.
ChristineX:
For Mandalore's Son plus Blood and Ashes. Good Fettfic. No more needs saying.
Kittandchips:
Force Bond. Best Vader-Luke AU I have ever read, and I've read a lot. Read 'em and weep.
Kudzu1:
If you like clone fics, pop over to this author. If you don't cry while reading them, you have no soul.
Queen of the Red Skittle
Possibly the best OC writer in any fandom.
MsLanna:
Who persists in insisting she doesn't like Boba Fett, yet has written three stories and one tie-in fic about him so far. Someone's in denial...
BiteMeTechie:
The Plot Bunnies are back! What more needs saying?
sweetdetection:
For daring to write about Thrawn and being good at it.
Limelight
The Note Quite Love Letters. Wonderful, but needs to be updated before we all go insane with waiting!!
Souderwan:
Needs to publish. Seriously, girl, make some damn money out of your talent!
Stealth Dragon:
The Queen of Whump, the Goddess of Mental Anguish who we lesser mortals worship in awe, and the only person John Sheppard has ever tried to sue for trauma. With good reason.
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Quotes
"You can run, but you'll only die tired."
Boba Fett, A Practical Man.
"Shall I describe it to you? (Looks down at Gimli) Or would you like me to find you a box?"
-Legolas, Two Towers movie on the battlements of Helms Deep.
"Have you seen a guy around? He looks kinda like you but he's got messy hair. I think I lost him somewhere. And… a pretty girl and a caveman."
Rodney McKay
"I sense a disturbance in the Force."
"You always sense a disturbance in the Force."
-Luke Skywalker and Kyle Katarn
"It'll be a walk in the park... a very scary park, filled with monsters who are trying to kill me."
-John Sheppard
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer.
-Bruce Graham
"You thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Yeah, I'll fly the dart, beam you all up, and then I use it's DHD to dial Atlantis and get us out of here."
"I was thinking of blowing it up, but your plan sound better."
-Ronon and Sheppard.
Dear Buddha please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket and one of those-
-Mal Reynolds
"Psychic? It sounds so sci-fi."
"We live in a spaceship dear."
-Wash and Zoe
"Writing is easy. You just need to stare at a blank piece of paper until a drop of blood forms on your forehead."
-Douglas Adams.
“I could make a living as a comedy writer, but I’m actually not that funny.”
-my sister
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And now ten random facts about Ronon Dex (because you know you've thought of these at some point)...
1) Ronon Dex doesn't read books. He stares at them until he gets the information he wants.
2) Ronon Dex once pulled out one of his dreadlocks and stabbed three Wraith through the heart with it.
3) Ronon Dex is the reason Waldo is hiding.
4) Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Ronon Dex's glare can liquefy your kidneys.
5) For most people, home is where the heart is. For Ronon Dex, it's where he keeps his pyramid of Wraith skulls.
6) Ronon Dex does not need a comlink. His dreadlocks pick up incoming eletrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
7) When Ronon Dex does division, there are no remainders. Only body parts.
8) Ronon Dex was once in a knife fight. The knife lost.
9) The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Ronon Dex.
10) Ronon Dex doesn't sleep. He waits.
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Fics in progress...
Thanatos: Shep whump. And when I say whump, I mean real, nasty, I'm-going-to-hell-for-writing-this whump. And yes, Amaruk - there is a Wraith in it. The first part is purely whump for Sheppy, though.
Fic with working title of 'snippets': Backstory on Todd. Will be constantly updated as we get new eps on him. Squee!
Untitled sequel to Manifest Destiny:It's got three chapters so far. Don't hold your breath, Johnny and the Wraith have me firmly tied in their basement atm. Sorry.
Two fics for my OC clone commandos: Kinda like the above. Almost done but being revamped. They're getting a bit nastier in the process (cringe!). I'm toying with deleting the whole damn series (the first few fics were a bit iffy...), but hell. I like clones, and Reuma is my special pushing-sixty, shit-kicking mando girl :)
Fic with working title of 'Kin': Wraith history, I suppose you could call it. Ancient (and Ancients?) history. Currently about one-fifth done.
LIVEJOURNAL: Um, yeah. I have discovered wraithsteve and will be posting more stuff on there after 'Thanatos', including a spin-off of 'Five Ways John And Todd Never Met' (look on my lj homepage for it). Two spin-offs, in fact - what I call Evil!Ancients and Kid!Sheppard (first and last oneshots respectively). May or may not be posted here as well.
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Manager and creator of the C2 community Mandys 'r us, with all the good Fett fics and clones as honorary members. Want to add yours - just ask!
Persons attempting to find a motive in these narratives will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in them will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in them will be shot.
BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR.