| kiku65 |
Author has written 23 stories for Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Stargate: Atlantis. -Beeeeeeeep- You have reached the page of kiku65. The plastic ends on shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister. I take no responsibility for all fics dating 2006 and before, first treadings into the waters of fanfiction, and left on for posterity. Don't blame me if your eyes start bleeding while reading them. Eh? "You can run, but you'll only die tired." Boba Fett, A Practical Man. "Shall I describe it to you? (Looks down at Gimli) Or would you like me to find you a box?" -Legolas, Two Towers movie on the battlements of Helms Deep. "Have you seen a guy around? He looks kinda like you but he's got messy hair. I think I lost him somewhere. And… a pretty girl and a caveman." Rodney McKay "I sense a disturbance in the Force." "You always sense a disturbance in the Force." -Luke Skywalker and Kyle Katarn "It'll be a walk in the park... a very scary park, filled with monsters who are trying to kill me." -John Sheppard Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer. -Bruce Graham "You thinking what I'm thinking?" "Yeah, I'll fly the dart, beam you all up, and then I use it's DHD to dial Atlantis and get us out of here." "I was thinking of blowing it up, but your plan sound better." -Ronon and Sheppard. "Writing is easy. You just need to stare at a blank piece of paper until a drop of blood forms on your forehead." -Douglas Adams. “I could make a living as a comedy writer, but I’m actually not that funny.” -my sister "If the universe refuses to conform to your fantasy, does it cease to be wonderful? That is a conceit of the highest order." -Nen Yim, The Final Prophecy Er... Ten random facts about Ronon Dex (because you know you've thought of these at some point)... 1) Ronon Dex doesn't read books. He stares at them until he gets the information he wants. 2) Ronon Dex once pulled out one of his dreadlocks and stabbed three Wraith through the heart with it. 3) Ronon Dex is the reason Waldo is hiding. 4) Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Ronon Dex's glare can liquefy your kidneys. 5) For most people, home is where the heart is. For Ronon Dex, it's where he keeps his pyramid of Wraith skulls. 6) Ronon Dex does not need a comlink. His dreadlocks pick up incoming eletrical impulses and translates them into audible sound. 7) When Ronon Dex does division, there are no remainders. Only body parts. 8) Ronon Dex was once in a knife fight. The knife lost. 9) The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Ronon Dex. 10) Ronon Dex doesn't sleep. He waits. Ah! Fics in progress... Thanatos: Shep whump. And when I say whump, I mean real, nasty, I'm-going-to-hell-for-writing-this whump. Delayed by family issues and near-terminal writer's block. Fic with working title of 'snippets': Backstory on Todd. Delayed until I finish Thanatos, as all other fics. Untitled sequel to Manifest Destiny:It's got three chapters so far. Don't hold your breath, Johnny and the Wraith have me firmly tied in their basement atm. Sorry. Two fics for my OC clone commandos: Kinda like the above. Almost done but being revamped. They're getting a bit nastier in the process (cringe!). I'm toying with deleting the whole damn series (the first few fics were a bit iffy...), but hell. I like clones, and Reuma is my special pushing-sixty, shit-kicking mando girl :) Fic with working title of 'Kin': Wraith history, I suppose you could call it. Ancient (and Ancients?) history. Currently about one-fifth done. LIVEJOURNAL: Um, yeah. I have discovered wraithsteve and will be posting more stuff on there after 'Thanatos', including a spin-off of 'Five Ways John And Todd Never Met' (look on my lj homepage for it). Two spin-offs, in fact - what I call Evil!Ancients and Kid!Sheppard (first and last oneshots respectively). May or may not be posted here as well. Eureka! Manager and creator of the C2 community Mandys 'r us, with all the good Fett fics and clones as honorary members. Want to add yours - just ask! Persons attempting to find a motive in these narratives will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in them will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in them will be shot. | |||||||||||
1. Thanatos » reviewsAccording to Sigmund Freud, humans have a death drive, which is commonly called 'Thanatos'. This postulated death drive allegedly compels humans to engage in risky and self-destructive acts that could lead to their own death. Shep whump.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 115,280 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 10-30-08 - Published: 6-21-08 - John S. & Rodney M.2. As The Snow Falls reviewsSing a song of what never was, when a man was found in winter running from a forgotten past. AU of Spoils of War where things went ever so slightly wrong.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,635 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-26-08 - John S. & Ronon D. - Complete3. With A Whimper reviewsThis is the way the world ends. Tag for The Last Man, Teyla and Michael, wasn't meant as ship but could be read that way...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-10-08 - Teyla E. - Complete4. Therefore these tears » reviewsCarson really should remember why he doesn’t like to travel offworld. When a misunderstanding threatens his freedom, he finds out why no-one goes outside after dark... Rated for safety, Carsonwhump and angst aboundStargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,646 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 2-18-08 - Published: 1-10-08 - Carson B. & John S. - Complete5. Hide and Seek reviewsSequel to sablecain's I Went Down to the Woods Today, written with their kind permission. Carsoncentric, oneshot. Whump!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-11-07 - Carson B. - Complete6. A Matter of Trust reviewsThey would come. They had to come. But as each day went by it grew harder to say. Oneshot. Whump, with a twist in the tale...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-28-07 - John S. - Complete7. Manifest Destiny » reviewsA Boba and Jango Fett AU, which starts six years before the Clone Wars. An old enemy turns up on Kamino, and Boba is kidnaped in retribution for Gardulla's death. Zam, Skitira and Vau all feature, and Anakin turns up later. COMPLETE.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,623 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 8-27-07 - Published: 5-20-07 - Jango Fett & Boba Fett - Complete8. Hallowed reviewsJust finished the Deathly Hallows, and this was the result. It took place in a train station...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-29-07 - Remus L. & Fred W. - Complete9. In the deep end » reviewsOk, so Anakin grows up in a desert and can still swim in 'The Approaching Storm? How does this happen? Find out here, and wonder of all the Jedi, who would be the best swimming instructor? ON HIATUS.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,672 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 5-25-07 - Published: 3-8-07 - Anakin S.10. 3: Warriors of the Shadows » reviewsA clone commando story that carries on from two others, but can be read alone. Has some humour...I hope, action... ditto and surprises... probably. Jedi Knight 13 is a wonderful, fantastic person who deserves a medal for reviewing every chapter. CompleteStar Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,902 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-20-07 - Published: 5-7-07 - Complete11. 2: To keep a promise » reviewsOh... just read inside, its a long story. OC, so I'm not expecting rave reviews. Or any,really. Now completed.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,926 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-30-07 - Published: 4-8-07 - Darth V. - Complete12. 1: Kot bal Ijaa » reviewsA shortish story set in the clone wars.With a full cast of clone commandos,Jedi Padawans,Mandalorian trainers and other children of the Republic. NO MARYSUES. I swear by grannies grave. Complete.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,218 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-2-07 - Published: 2-24-07 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete13. Not the only one reviewsJust a little oneshot I did while feeling mushy. Looks at the other parentchild relationships in SW. Reviews give authors hope.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-8-07 - Complete14. Seed the stars reviewsLast of the 'pivotal moments' oneshots. Based in RotS, reveiews are always welcome.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-27-07 - Anakin S. & E. Palpatine - Complete15. Choices reviewsOkey dokey, the fifth in a series of six, can be read as a standalone story. Looks at the turning point of AotC.R&Rs keep this place going. Up the writers!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-24-07 - Anakin S. & Qui-Gon J. - Complete16. Dear Father reviewsPure mush, a bit after Truce at Bacura.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-21-07 - Luke S. & Anakin S. - Complete17. Saga begun reviewsA turning point fanfic on an event in the Phantom Menace. Reviews create more fanfics. Feed the fanfics.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-13-07 - Anakin S. & Qui-Gon J. - Complete18. Lattices of nightmare » reviewsBoba Fett in a short story, where he faces a nightmare from his past one only he knows about...until now...Rated for safety.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,643 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-6-07 - Published: 1-3-0719. Light the Day » reviewsI litle look at LifeDay in a city ruined by war. Lots of angst, a little humour. Read to get an opinion, review to post the opinion. Give the OCs a chance, people.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,194 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-26-06 - Complete20. All for the war effort reviewsA little drabble that takes place in the Clone Wars. Looks at some MasterPadawan sparring. Reviews are life. Reviews feed authors.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-1-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.21. Shatterpoint of a Rebellion reviewsANH beckons! I had a tossup between this and when ObiWan was killed but chose this because 1 It has the fatherson team like the other OT and 2 Old Obi gets a lookin during it. And yes, still Matthew Stover style, cos I like it :Dunno if this is as good asStar Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-28-06 - Luke S. & Darth V. - Complete22. Father, son reviewsThought I’d have a look at some ‘pivotal moments’ in the SW saga. First thing that came to mind was this scene in ESB…No flames. Reviews keep me going.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-21-06 - Darth V. & Luke S. - Complete23. The Son of Suns reviewsOneshot POV of Vader, sorry ANAKINS last moments. Better than it sounds hopefully. Please R&R.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-10-06 - Darth V. & Luke S. - Complete