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May 1st:
I suck XD I've been gone forever!! It's all because of yaoidreams.net!! It owns my soul XD As I've promised some of my friends, I'll try to finish writing a chapter now soon!

Much love!

And then, if you are here looking for completely useless information about me, please read :3

Name: Silje! (Though, most people call me Silli or Demy)
Age: 17
Country: Norway
City: Oslo
Gender: Female
My birthday: Eh.. Okay my birthday is November 15th. I expect tons of presents :p
Me: Uhm… well… I’m silly! I laugh a lot! And I love spending time with my friends...
I've got blonde hair... Naturally! So I'm allowed to have my blonde moments! But nowadays it's brown/reddish-coloured though! ... Hehe.. And I've got green eyes :)
I have a piercing in my lip! Got it right after my 16th bd xD I love it so effin much!
I'm Demyx in my cosplay-group, Tardy Brains United!
I have a girlfriend, who's (ironically enough) Zexion in my cosplay-group!
I'm a great gay-rights supporter :D Just ask my buttons!
I suck at everything in school except English ... I'm in deep shit... Oh yes...
I'm a total Kingdom Hearts addict. I love that game to death and beyond!!
I write yaoi! A lot… And I write mostly KH FanFics… Ok only KH FanFics… For now…
I am a pervert, and I'm aware of it!
I halfway live for fanfiction! It's my crack!
I love to read FanFics as well!! And review stuff I like!! The more I like the stuff the longer my reviews get!! I'm known for long reviews xP
I have a cat :D She is really cute and cuddly! And she had kittens (November 14th 3:00p.m., 3:16 p.m. and 4:04 p.m.) I got to name one of the kittens too!! Guess what its name was!? It was: (dun-dun-dunnn) ROXAS!! xP Why Roxas, you ask? Because I can't get KH out of my head, and it's a friggin sweet name for a cat :D
I hate living in Norway! I'm a snow-hater, and we have TOO much snow and not enough summer! And we don't have pop-tarts! Somebody save me!! xP
I'm also planning to take over the world, alongside my friend Andi (adwkokos)!!
Note from Andi: When Silli and I take over the world we are gonna buy Square Enix, and several things will happen, the most important will be: 1. Every trace of Rinoa will be wiped from the face of the earth, 2. Your first mission in KH I will be “push Kairi off a cliff”, 3. Zexion will survive Chain of memories.
Note from Silli:Axel and Roxas meet again, and be happy!! Means Axel will not die, and Roxas gets to be his own person. And they get their hearts back!
Muahahahahaha!
Cloud and Leon will hook up... Vincent figures he should show up in the game alongside Reno, Kadaj, Zell, Irvine... And much, much more!!
I like:
-Yaoi! I live and breathe yaoi!! I mean... sheesh... I even write yaoi-ish essays for my exams...
-Kingdom Hearts (duu-uh)
-Good stories
-Chocolate. It’s one of the most important items of food you can get!
-Fanfiction!
-My friends
-Guys in tight jeans!! Omg! It is teh sex!
-Late movie nights with candy and other friends to talk about yaoi with
-Skittles!! OMG I've been eating so much Skittles lately, I can't feel my tongue anymore!
-Using KH 1st person view to check out the hot guys butts!! xD Don't tell me you've never done it!! I know you have!
-Kingdom Hearts The stupid files!! They’re so hilarious!!
-Yaoi!
-My reviewers!!
-Animals
-Sleeping on monday mornings!
-Did I remember to say Yaoi?
-Oh, and Yaoi!

I hate:
-Kairi!! I think she destroys KH big time! Ok example: You know after the credits of KH2 when Sora and Riku stands on the small paopu-island and Riku tells Sora that Sora’s heart was the door to light! Then would be a perfect moment for them to kiss, but stupid KAIRI comes running!!
-Homophobes
-The Sephiroth boss fights! I know it’s not THAT hard, but I can’t seem to get it right!! I’ve never beaten Sephiroth in KH!! I think it’s during those battles I curse the most!
-Ansem! That stupid child molester!! Nobody is allowed to molest Riku, except Sora!! (I so agree with you Riku-stalker!!)
-Bimbos! i just can't stand those bitches!!
-Fish OMG fish is so... Disgusting!!
-French!! French sucks ass! Badly!!(I had French when I wrote this)
-Pairings of people who don't belong with each other!
Pairings I like:
Sora x Riku
Axel x Roxas
Cloud x Leon (Squall)
Demyx x Zexion
Tidus x Selphie
Hayner x Seifer
Naminé x Olette
Yuffie x Tifa
Kadaj x Reno
Rikku x Yuffie (THAT'S a sugar high pairing!)
Rikku x Yuffie x Selphie (Lol sugar high threesome de luxe)
- Pairings I find entertaining:
Saïx x Mansex (Xemnas lol)
Marluxia x Larxene (Andi and I are convinced that Larxene would be the guy in this relationship)
Xigbar x Xaldin
Sephiroth x Vincent
Vexen x Stupid random ppl (Vexen is weird)
Yuffie x Vincent (if it's humor)
Pairings I dislike/hate:
Sora x Kairi
Riku x Kairi
Sora x Axel
Riku x Roxas
Sora x Naminé
Roxas x Kairi
Sora x Roxas (Nuuh, they work as brothers! They're sort of the same person! It's masturbation! xD)
Kairi x Anyone ('cause I hate her!!)
Axel x any Org. XIII member except Roxas (Or anyone besides Roxas)
Riku x Leon (Squall)
Zexion x Lexaeus (Zexion is just too good to be with that gorilla of a goblin)
Sora x Sephiroth
Sora x Anyone besides Riku (-and the other way around-)
Roxas x Naminé
Squall (Leon)x Rinoa
Cloud x Aerith
Cloud x Tifa
Roxas x any Org. XIII member except Axel (Or anyone besides Axel)
Sephiroth x Cloud(I'm not sure about how I feel for this pairing... But I think it lies on the 'dislike' side of the line)
Zexion x Saïx
Axel x Demyx (My view of Axel and Demyx is that they are best friends who've experimented and stuff throughout the years, but they were never actually together... They're just really close and brotherly almost)
Roxas x Hayner
Sephiroth x Leon(Squall)
-!!And the list goes on!!-
Favorite:(and random stuff)
Food: Chocolate… And cake! Real food? Well... there's pizza... or really good salads... :D
Book: I don't know XD I liked both Harry Potter and The Chronicles of Narnia. And I've read a lot of books, I just can't remember which ones I like... :3
Music: I listen to a lot of different things! The Summer Obsession, Emilie Autumn, 30 Seconds to Mars, Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, Relient K, April Sixth, AFI, Goo Goo Dolls, musicals and Disney-soundtracks!
Movie: Pearl Harbor, Brokeback Mountain, FF VII: Advent Children, Ice Age, Moulin Rouge, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Count of Monte Christo, Finding Neverland, Corpse Bride, Back to the Future I/II/III, and the list goes on and on and on…..and on... and on...
Tv-shows: Queer as Folk US, Ugly Betty, Lost, CSI, CSI; Miami, CSI; NY, Supernatural and Ghost Whisperer
Game: Kingdom Hearts II !shock!…SSX Tricky, because I rule bigtime xP!! ... And I like The Jak and Daxter trilogy... And Sly II/III :)
Manga: Little Butterfly (it's the most ADORABLE thing ever!), Yellow, Junjo Romantica, Passion, Sugar Milk, Sensitive Pornograph, Loveless, Ranma 1/2, Kingdom Hearts, InuYasha
Anime: Kuroshitsuji, Junjou Romantica, Nabari no Ou, Loveless, Jigoku Shoujo, Sukisho, Ouran High School Host Club, Gakuen Heaven, Ranma ½.
Emo-fag: Andi :)
Fag: Aku! My fag rocks!!
Australian: Becca
Little emo-kid: Zexion! I mean... He has to be everyones favorite little emo-kid!!
Pairing: AkuRoku! I love the adorableness, the angstiness, the hotness... The age-difference!!
KH character:
1. Axel!! I love him so much! He's hot (Du-uhrr! It's a reason his element is fire)!And he has some of the most beautiful lines ever spoken in the history of videogames!
2. Riku!! He’s just one of the hottest thing ever created!!
3. Demyx!! How can you not love that silly, cute, dim, sitarplaying blonde?!
I also love Roxas, Hayner, Cloud, Leon, Zexion, Marluxia, Sora, Seifer and some others too of course:)

Quotes:
-'Got it memorized?' I use it all the time xP
-'I just got so emo I fell apart' xD Gerard Way said that in an interview when his actionfigure fell apart. I think I was about to fall off my chair from laughing!
-'Pardon my french, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond' That's SO funny! I lurve quotes used in the Stupid Files!
-'Yuffie: I don't get it, why can't we help out?
Cid: This is mantalk!
Yuffie: Sexist, SEXIST!' Andi and I run around downtown Oslo screaming that at the top of our lungs, causing people to think we're crazy... But we are, so who cares?!
-'What in the world makes you think that you're so smucking fart!?' I love the whole 'Affulence of incohol' thingy!!
-'Hey, you guys are looking lively!' I love to say that as I enter the classroom early in the morning! (giggle)
-'Have you noticed that the world's getting weirder?' Emmet from Queer as Folk says that in one of the first episodes! The world's definitely getting weirder!
-'Living is very important' Gerard Way again... Naah, living is important? xD
-'Talk about blank with a capital 'B'!' Love it!
-'You guys are ugly with a capital 'UG'' Hahahahah (rolling off the chair)
-'M-A-N,S-E-X. Got it memorized?' Haha edit of Axel's 'X-E-M, N-A-S' I LOVE IT!!
-'You've become a gay republican!
'What's wrong with that?'
'It's like being gay with a bad haircut!' - From Stepford Wives xD
-'I've got vampires in my drams!' Quote me xD I was going to write 'I've got vampires in my dreams', and now Andi does not let me forget about the probably drunk vampires in my drinks xP
-'You will always be young, and you will always be beautiful! You're Brian Kinney for fuck's sake!' Michael in Queer as Folk, which happens to be the best show ever created!
-'Thank you from the heart of my bottom' it's in my English-book xD
-'Another dream about him.' Roxas' FIRST line in KH II! Is there any doubt that he was dreaming about Axel!? Nope, don't think so!

Lol:
If you still deny Sora and Riku's love then you're either:
a) Homophobic
b) You like Kairi and Sora way too much
c) Wearing no pants
Q: What has not wearing pants got to do with you people not liking SoraxRiku?
A: 'Cause SoraxRiku makes you happy in your pants, and it can't if you have none on!
-This is from ExileFayt's video 'Compare the love' on youtube!

xD:
-'Random Interviewer: What turns you on?
Mikey Way: ... Coke Zero...'

Anagrams: (I put together stupid sentences, and they end up hilarious)
'Xemnas' anagrams to 'Mansex' (hahaha That one never get's old!!)
'Xemnas' beauty products' anagrams to 'A buxom, tender pussy-cat'
'Zexion stole Demyx's teddybear' anagrams to 'Sex-based, dozy dexterity lemon'
'I hate Kairi' anagrams to 'Aha! I irk tie'
'I hate Rinoa so much' anagrams to 'Ho ho! I'm a truancies'
'Destiny Islands' anagrams to 'Sinless and tidy' (well it is... Until all the hormones act up..)
'Got it memorized' anagrams to 'Emit to grim doze'
'Axel loves Roxas' anagrams to 'Solve lax or a sex'
They have no meaning what so ever, but it's SO funny to anagram stuff!!
-More to come-

My Stories:

They are probably gonna be M rated all of them! Mostly...! Because I really like lemons xP Actually because I wanna be free to do whatever I want!
And they're all going to be yaoi. I normally write Romance/Humor or Romance/Angst or some Romance/Drama :) Who knows what my head comes up with...?
Every one of my stories is dedicated to someone :D Enjoy!

Uploaded:

Weekend of Love:
Sora x Riku One-Shot Romance/Humor
Sora's mom is going away for the weekend. Sora convinces her to let him have Riku over. The two boys are best friends, but secretly they have a crush on each other. What happens when they are all alone?
M: Yaoi, mild language, lemon
Dedicated to: Andi and Marly (adwkokos and Ms. Forest)

Do You Remeber: (My beloved baby and main priority)
Axel x Roxas, a bit Demyx x Zexion, hints of SoRiku and Cloud x Leon. Romance/Angst.
Roxas is a fifteen year old boy, who does not get along with his family. His older brother has already been kicked out of the house for being gay, something Roxas is aswell. His father hits him, his mother ignores him, he cuts himself and is on the verge of suicide. Then he meets Axel, a guy that maybe can show Roxas what love really is.
M: Yaoi, self injuring, mild language, lime/lemon
Dedicated to: Andi (adwkokos)

Summer Vacation:
Riku x Sora, Axel x Roxas, Zexion x Demyx , Tidus x Selphie, Hayner x Seifer, Naminé x Olette + many more to come. Romance/Humor...
Sora and Riku finally confesses their love for each other, and explores their relationship. Roxas, Sora's horny twin brother, gets a crush on Axel, a hot redhead from out of town, and they hook up quite quickly. Can the legend of the paopu-fruit keep them together? Demyx and Zexion, a rather lovely couple, are visiting their friend Wakka's hometown (which happens to be the same everyone else is in). Tidus finally dared to hook up with Selphie. Crushes are being revealed in a round of truth or dare, and some girls are making plans about how to get Hayner and Seifer together.
This thing has no plot what so ever... But it's really funny to write!! It's just a bunch of Silliness!! And there's almost no straight couples what so ever!
M: Yaoi, Yuri, lemons, character bashing (Kairi mostly), some language
Dedicated to: Riku-stalker

Painful Love:
Axel x Roxas, hint of Hayner x Seifer. Romance/Drama...
Axel and Roxas work together on a school project. Roxas' mother is dead, and his father abuses him. Axel and Roxas falls in love, and Axel soon figures out that there's something not right with the younger boy's life.
I got the whole thing figured out... For once!
M: Yaoi, child abuse, lime/lemon.
Dedicated to: Skaterstar57

Good Enough:
Cloud x Leon x Cloud, Demyx x Zexion Romance/Supernatural
Cloud lives what would at first glance seem like a normal life. He goes to high school, has friends, and a family. There is only one thing; he's a vampire. For long periods of time he does what he calls 'not living but surviving' on the blood of animals, but sometimes the he gives in for the lust of human blood. One day at school Cloud notices this guy, Leon, who attracts him more than anything. Cloud's lust for Leon's blood grows stronger, but soon he figures that he likes this brunet a bit too much. They fall in love, but can Cloud tell Leon his secret about what he is? And Leon has a secret of his own. Something that will cause their relationship much trouble.
M: Yaoi, mild language, limes/lemon
Dedicated to: Vilde and Karoline

In progress:

Over and Over: Axel x Roxas Romance/General
I'll add a description soon (: I got the idea for this from my exam this year! Woot!

Weekend of Love sequel: Sequel to 'Weekend'. Sora x Riku. Romance/Humor
Dedicated to: -

Welcome Home: One-shot Zexion x Demyx Romance/General
Dedicated to: -

I KNOW that my titles suck!! xP
I find my plotless humor-stories quite entertaining though...

Caution: If it takes me bloody long time to update; blame Andi - my little emo-fag ;D Then she's either not doing her job or using too much time on it! Or I'm just being a lazy ass... hmmm... One of those three! But note this: Andi IS doing a wonderful job, and I love her so much for even bothering to do it :D (hugs Andi and gives her a piece of cake)

Please enjoy my work, and please leave a review if you have any thoughts of it :)

Authors you HAVE to check out:
-adwkokos - my little emo-fag, proof reader and one of my best friends
-Ms. Forest - one of my best friends, and she helps me with my stories when I'm stuck
-Riku-stalker - she's a great author and a wonderful friend!
-paintthesilence - her work is just... wow!
-Skaterstar57 - Got these amazing stories!! She's a great friend too :D
-xXxchiixXx - awesome stories!
-hypeRme - I love those stories over there!

Their stories are so loveable:)

Stuff:

Oh! I went to Desucon in the middle of November! It was the most fantastic thing I've ever done! I met lots of great people, formed a cosplay-skit group, made new friends and met KH-cosplayers :D It was so amazing! I had the time of my life! I'm now officially Demyx at next year's Desucon :D

I kind of just walked over to my story stats page to check if there was anything new... And I almost fell off my chair when I noticed how many of you wonderful people have faved or alerted my stories! Thank you! You've got no idea how much it means to me! You're great! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

I feel like a lame person O.o I feel really awful for taking such a long break! But I'll be back very soon! Yay!

Gawsh... I've just started my last term of 10th grade O_o It's awful... Exams... ugh... And I have to get much better grades to get into the school I want to... xD

Well…. I’ll update this some other time!!

Feel free to PM me :) Or if you want to talk to me on MSN, I'm on almost all day, so just add me if you want to :)

MSN/e-mail: sm_danie@hotmail.com

Thanks to all of you who read and review my stories!!

HUGS TO EVERYONE (except the homophobes and Kairi x Sora lovers)

My sign:

..:Silli-zicuni:..

Notes:

Riku-stalker has this awesome story called 'Your Fate is Sealed'!! You should really go read it!! NOW!! It's really fantastic! And if you don't read it, my cookiemonster will eat you!

Good Enough chapter 2 is here! Heehee

So now chapter 12 of Do You Remember is up :D And no one reads it XD

Summer Chapter 4 is up! RikuSora lemon! Read dammit x3

I will try to type my stories into my computer as fast as possible! Note 'try'... hehe!! I have homework too y'know xP

FanFiction has started to cut my reviews in half and such... If you get a review from me which ends at a random point, and does not have my signature, it's messed up by FanFiction... If that happens I'll try to PM it or e-mail it to you :D

Upcoming updates:
1. Good Enough Chapter 3
2. Summer Vacation Chapter 5
3. Do You Remember Chapter 13