kay, i'll start off with my name. my name is peanut. peanut the woozle. i am only alive when jeff dunham sticks his hand up my butt and into my head and starts moving around. i mean, is this not fricking AWKWARD????
i don't know how old i am. puppets are inanimate objects unless someone has their arm stuck up your butt, moron.
I like: jeff dunham and all his puppets. robin williams. all the guys from blue collar comedy. pirates of the caribbean. pirates in general. gaara. barbossa. jack sparrow. the red sox. the patriots. sports. writing...obviously. drawing. music. criss angel. lots of other stuff...can't think of anything else.
I desPISE: orlando bloom. will turner. pink. math. having homework over the weekend. our principal. our VICE principal. she's just annoying as all HECK. people who think they're witty when they aren't, even when people tell them they're about as funny as listening to someone mow the lawn. as in Doomedangel's next door neighbors.
favorite bands (there's a lot of them): dropkick murphys, metallica, disturbed, trans siberian orchestra, 32 leaves, breaking benjamin, godsmack, some korn...not much, nirvana, alice in chains, acdc, led zeppelin, nickelback.
favorite songs: tessie, master of puppets, caramelldansen, numa numa, what it's like, wizards in winter, a mad russian's christmas, away, polyamorous, believe, evil angel, ladybug, serenity, sad but true, the unforgiven, blood on my hands, ten thousand fists, never even there, forgiven, firefly, leader of men, stupify, down with the sickness, would?, tourettes, break stuff, dragula, thunder kiss '65, heart shaped box, april suits, lithium, breath, forsaken, scooby snacks, sooooo many moooore...
fav movies: all of the pirates movies, obviously...license to wed, i now pronounce you chuck and larry, click, spark of insanity, arguing with myself, blue collar comedy tour
QUOTES!!! huzzah!!!!...
Was it raining frogs from the sky...? Or was it just several jewish people with catapoults going NOW!!!? --Robin Williams
...And then the sea parted and even the most doubtful of them are going, "Man, he's gooood!" --Robin Williams
I don't know anything about any setup, you can torture me all you want.
Torture you? That's...that's a good one, I like that. --Fun Lovin' Criminals in Scooby Snacks
Holy crap...this puppy is like my old dog (which was ten and a half!!!!) on MORPHINE!!!! --me
Curse u and ur tiny feet. --Doomedangel
Aye, we're good and lost now. --Barbossa
If I may lend a machete to your intellectual thicket? --Jack Sparrow
Why would he do that? Well, because he's a lummox, isn't he? Well, we shall have a magnificent garden party, and YOU'RE not invited!! Ahahaha! --Jack Sparrow
-holds up a picture of Voldemort- LOOK!!! It's super skippy number eleven!!!! -whyistherumgone
(while playing Scrabble) LOOK!!! I made the word "retard"!! --me
I HEART FROOT LOOPS!!!!!!!!!!!! --me (don't ask.)
me: -pokes Doomedangel-
Doomedangel: -giggles-
me: OMG!!! ITS THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY!!!
Doomedangel: -pouts- I am not the pillsbury doughboy!!
say...(insert my name here) were to beat up (insert name of kid in language class). i mean, completely beat the crap out of him, blood and teeth EVERYWHERE. -my old language teacher
aaand now...the copy and paste this into your profile section. -unemotional- ta-daaa.
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