ORIGINAL STORIES FOUND AT: http://www.fictionpress.com/~adochan

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FAVORITE PAIRINGS:

Harry Potter:
Sirius/Remus
James/Lily (Snape/Lily is too weird, though I despise James)
Ron/Hermione
Harry/Ginny

Naruto:
Sasuke/Naruto
Kiba/Shika
Neji/Ten
Genma/Raidou
Izumo/Kotetsu
Lee/Gaa

Rurouni Kenshin:
Kenshin/Kaoru
Aoshi/Misao
Sano/Megumi
Yahiko/Tsubame

Bleach:
Ichigo/Rukia

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FAVORITE BOOKS: -Howl's Moving Castle, Diana Wynne Jones
-Shattered Mirror, Amelia Atwater-Rhodes
-Demon in My View, Amelia Atwater-Rhodes
-Into the Forests of the Night, Amelia Atwater-Rhodes
-The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Steve Chboksy
-Just Listen, Sarah Dessen
-The Truth about Forever, Sarah Dessen
-This Lullaby, Sarah Dessen
-The Outsiders, S.E Hinton
-Harry Potter 1-7, J.K Rowling
-Sweep Series, Cate Tiernan
-A Seperate Peace, John Knowles
-Maximum Ride: Angel Experiment, School's Out Forever, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, James Patterson
-Abarat, Clive Barker
-The Pigman and The Pigman Legacies, Paul Zindel
-Rumble Fish, S.E Hinton
-Catch-22, Joseph Heller
-All Quiet on the Western Front, Erich Marie Remarque
-Animal Farm, George Orwell

FAVORITE MANGAS:
-Buso Renkin
-Naruto
-Rurouni Kenshin
-Immortal Rain
-Bizenghast
-Vampire Knight
-Re:Play
-Samurai Deeper Kyo
-Wallflower
-Loveless
-Suki
-Alice 19th
-Juvenile Orion
-Kamui
-Black Cat
-Saiyuki (and Saiyuki Reload)
-Chibi Vampire
-Fruits Basket
-Descendants of Darkness
-Legal Drug
-X-Day
-Ouran Host Club
-Bleach
-Full Metal Panic

FAVORITE ANIMES:
-Buso Renkin
-Naruto
-Rurouni Kenshin
-Ouran Host Club
-Bleach
-Cyborg 009
-InuYasha
-Digimon (seasons 1 & 2)
-Wolf's Rain
-Samurai Champloo
-FLCL
-Karin
-Fruits Basket
-Full Metal Panic
-Hikaru No Go!

FAVORITE BANDS (no particular order):
-Mae
-Relient K
-The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
-UVERworld
-Cartel
-FLOW
-Goo Goo Dolls
-Hit the Lights
-Our Lady Peace
-Rufio
-Name Taken
-My Chemical Romance (old stuff, not the new CD. I hate it)
-Fall Out Boy
-The Audition
-Run Kid Run
-Hawk Nelson
-Greenday

WORKS IN PROGRESS:
THE EMO SQUAD: Basically the product of my loser friend and I getting together to watch Naruto and realizing how totally emo all the characters are, and deciding that we should start our own role play. Extremely stupid. Not meant for those who have no sense of humor, or who don't know how to take a joke. BEWARE of stereotypes, language, shounen-ai, scary sensei's, and lots and lots of tacos.

KONOHA HIGH CHRONICLES: A series of AU stories put together about our favorite Naruto boys... and girl! Shounen-ai and hetero goodness!

--Konoha High Chronicles I: Naruto and Sasuke
--Konoha High Chronicles II: Kiba and Shikamaru
--Konoha High Chronicles III: Neji and Tenten

THE ELITE: THE FINAL BATTLE: Basically my take on how the final battle between Konoha, Orochimaru, Akatsuki, and Sasuke would happen. Sad. Very, very sad as there are major character deaths.

REDUCED NARUTO THEATER: A collection of short one-shots, centered around some of the more obscurely ridiculous and hilarious points in Naruto's adventures through the manga and show. Once again, total crack, and some really creepy stalker love.

THE YOUNG AND THE BRAINLESS: AU. What was supposed to be a one shot (but come on, people, we all know how pretty much incapable of one-shots I am) that is turning into a longer short story. Naruto gets stuck in a vehicular volley, Sasuke the Avenger is stuck treating his idiot-inflicted wounded, Kakashi is teaching second graders about flagellation, Konohamaru is innocently perverted, and Ino is left to ask... why the hell am I here?

SOAPBOX REMEDIES OF A BROKEN RECORD: Sirius/Remus: Sixth Year. It's a bother, this whole love fiasco. What with James practically fondling Lily at every corner and Sirius being a little more than just chummy, Remus has nothing left to do but try to deal with it the only way he knows how: avoidance. But he can't keep shirking things away... not when he's about two steps from having a real life. It's hard, but sometimes the best thing one can do is just experience. I'm playing around with the time frame, so it will probably be set in modern times.

Gratis for the reviews. I enjoy them muchisima! Mas, por favor!

Lighten up, fuzzbag. Life's not worth living if you can't laugh at yourself.

Yeah. You know you need to download a life when you realize that you would make the greatest history textbook author ever. That, and your current hero is the author of your own textbook (what straight man honestly cares about Chester A. Arthur's eighty pairs of trousers?).

RANT TIME: Okay, so those of you rooting for the whole Harry/Hermione ship need to seriously reread the books because honestly, how can you still think that after the Yule Ball and Krum incident in book four, and the ENTIRE LAVENDER FIASCO (ie, Hermione sicking a mob of flying golden birds after Ron once she found out) in book six? COME ON PEOPLE! How dense can you be?!?!
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Quotes:

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" I think someone's trying to show us a sign that even if we thought it would last the moment would pass" - Santa Monica,Theory of a Dead Man

"Alright, Naruto and Sasuke forever. GOODNIGHT!" -Toboe

"Note to self: maim you in the morning." -Hades, Hercules.

"CONTROL YOURSELF, AND BE A GENTLEMEN!" -Winner Sinclair, Karin

"... and may the fortunes of war smile upon you." -Full Metal Panic Fumoffu

"I almost choked to death on a Dick Tracy watch once. In retrospect, I should not have eaten it box and all. But the bottom line is that communism is bad for your eyes." -Edaniel, Bizenghast (OH! I meant television! I always get those two mixed up.)

"Teenagers these days, they just show up on their minibikes and their scooters and can't appreciate how hard you and your hordes of spider-people work to keep this house clean and orderly." -Edaniel, Bizenghast

"What happens when the snow melts? Spring." -Furuba

"We're glad for what we've got, done with what we've lost; our whole lives laid out right in front of us." -Existentialism on Prom Night, Straylight Run

"The point of rhythm is to follow it in time, so listen to the beating in your mind, and remember if you seek then you shall find." -Seventeen Ain't So Sweet, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

"Why don't you ask the kids at Tiananmen square?
Was Fashion the reason why they were there?" -Hypnotize, System of a Down

"We are who we were when." -Day Late, Anberlin

"I'll take you for who you are if you take me for everything." -All the Same, Sick Puppies

"Everyone knows how to made scrambled eggs, Remy. It's programmed into you at birth; the default setting. Like knowing how to swim, and not to mix pickles and oatmeal. You just know." -Dexter, This Lullaby

"I've lost my fear of falling... I will be with you, I will be with you." -It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Fucking Death Wish, My Chemical Romance

"When in the end we'll fall apart just like the leaves changing colors; well then I'll be with you. I will be there one last time now. And when you go, just know that I will remember you." -It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Fucking Death Wish, My Chemical Romance

"You see things. You keep quiet about them. And you understand."-Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being A Wallflower

"The opposite of war isn't peace. It's creation." -Mark Cohen, RENT.

"Date rape is NOT seizing the day." -Mr. Arnone, Creative Writing

Me: "Girls are always mean."
Scott: "That's because they don't have souls."

"Girls like to make fun of each other until someone commits suicide." -Adam Masse, AP Lang

"A VOTE FOR JEFFERSON IS A VOTE FOR MURDER, ADULTERY, RAPE, INCEST, AND ARSON!" Thomas Bailey, The American Pageant

"He's a free-loving commie who eats brown bread!" Ulysses S. Grant to Horace Greeley, The American Pageant

"To summarize the South's experiences during the civil war in one word: P'OWNED!" -me

"Americans, at this time, were boozers." -my commentary on the 1820's

"Americans still didn't like the British, which wasn't helped by the American bashing done by some British travelers, and resulted in the slanderous upheaval of the Battle of the Five Year Olds (aka "Third War With England.")." -me

"He John Quincy Adams was even accused of having procured a servant girl for the lust of the Russian czar - in short, of having served as a pimp." -Thomas Bailey, The American Pageant

After reading the Darwin Awards: "You know, that's when you know you should kill yourself." -Brendan

"... although many of the spectators were attracted primarily by the contortions of a hootchy-kootchy dancer, Little Egypt." -Thomas Bailey, The American Pageant

"But after serving most of an eleven year sentence in a federal penitentiary for income tax evasion, he Al Capone was released as a syphilitic wreck." -Thomas Bailey, The American Pageant

Toboe and me watching the Waterfall Village Naruto special:
-Me: "Wow. I wonder who will win: Fire v. Water."
-Toboe: -after the water puts out the flames and reveals what the fire really is- "Kunai!"

"And in that moment, I swear we were infinite."-Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being A Wallflower

"Maybe these are my glory days, and I'm not even realizing it because they don't involve a ball."-Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being A Wallflower

"First, I am very interested and fascinated by how everyone loves each other, but no one really likes each other."-Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being A Wallflower

"They finally got around to talking about SAT scores, and this guy said, 'I got a 710.' And my brother said, 'Math or verbal?' And the guy said, 'Huh?' And the whole team laughed."-Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being A Wallflower

"Some will figure it out here. Some later. Some never. I wouldn't worry about it too much." -Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being A Wallflower

"I started to realize that everyday you find just what you're looking for; like a shooting star, you shine." -based off of Ordinary Day, Vanessa Carlton

"The greatest tragedy is not your death but a life without reason." -Never Take Friendship Personal, Anberlin.

"Shiny always means expensive, unless it’s tin foil because I’ve never heard of expensive tinfoil. That’s just stupid. …Why the hell am I thinking about tin foil when I’m on a date with Sasuke?" -Welcome to Life, demonchildssister

"Sometimes living is the bravest thing one can do." -Kenshin. Rurouni Kenshin

“What do you do? You laugh. I’m not saying I don’t cry, but in between I laugh and I realize how silly it is to take anything too seriously.” -Sam, Garden State

"HENTAI-MAN! GO BACK TO YOUR CORNER AND SIZZLE!" -Toboe, Taku, and Kiba

"You know, it's in plastic for a reason." -Taku

"It's so bad, it should be wrapped in duct tape." -Kiba

Kiba talking about me on Naruto-Kun: "I related you to a firewall that gives neurological damage to the intruder!"
Me: "Is that permission to screw with people's minds...?"

surrounded by enemy ninja "Is it their plan to surround us?" -Inuzuka Kiba, Naruto

after the most obvious five episode love affair arc ever "Nii-san? Do you like onee-chan?" -Uzumaki Naruto, Naruto

"When you download from Narutofan Plus, you support communism... or something..." -Dattebayo Subbing

"567,249,867 Jews agree that this week's special message on Bleach was offensive." -Dattebayo Subbing (I still have yet to find out what that episode was, or what it said)

"Sagi just went boom, smashed us in and then ran off somewhere!" -Uzumaki Naruto, Naruto

"Let's follow her stealthily." -Anko, Naruto

"Oh... my ... god... NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Winner Sinclair, Karin

"OMG! BFF!" Haku-Zabuza icon

"You're momma's so fat even Naruto doesn't believe it!" -TheOtaku.com e-card

"Real men play doubles." -Ryoma and Momoshiro, Prince of Tennis (ne Kiba-chan. I lost. XP)

Conversation with Toboe:
Me: "Okay Morgan. Between Kiba and Shika, whose uke and whose seme?"
Toboe: "Well, Kiba's kind of like a dog, so maybe he likes it doggie style?"

"After all, those who interact with each other are called friends." -Shino. Naruto. (no wonder he doesn't have any...)

"I'm having trouble picturing it. Why don't you show me?" Suggestive American Shino to Kankuro, ready to rape him. Naruto.

"I kill emos." -Toboe

Toboe talking to Max, an emo, on my MSN account
Amanda: sizzle So... what do you want to talk about?
xO~Gaara~Ox: I'm boring. I'm going to go kill myself now.
Toboe shouting to me, who's downstairs saying bye to Kiba: "AMANDA! GET UP HERE NOW! I THINK I KILLED ANOTHER ONE!"

"Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! There's ritalin for that!" -random kid at my school to me and Kiba because we yelled really squeaky like at Matt

"Why must you thwart me? All I want is to eat? Is that so much to ask?" -Izzak to his chopsticks, Re:Play, v. 1

"So take a wild guess
It's like I just couldn't care less
If all the things you find impressive
Just blew up and made those messes
That you'll frantically repair
Like it's a life or death affair
And all the while you're unaware
For this, you really shouldn't care
But it's so hard to see the reality
That the end will be the end of things
And our hearts are all we get to bring
So let's go ahead and make them worth something." -Apathetic Way to Be, Relient K

"Take my hand
'Cause we're walking out of here
Oh, right out of here
Love is all we need here" -The Space Between, Dave Matthews Band

"Like in times of warped memories, we can understand someday." -D Technolife, UVERworld

"Cause who you are is who you'll be, and that is really everything." -Matter of Time, Cartel

"Even if your hope has burned with time; anything that is dead shall be re-grown, and your vicious pain, your warning sign; you will be fine." -The Adventure, Angels and Airwaves

"Caught in a trap of what we're taught to believe
When night overcomes day, life's so hard to perceive
And the clock keeps on ticking through night-shattered skies
Where the stars are all broken, and so are all the ties
But the one thing remaining is you
When I'm broken and bleeding, you pull me right through" -Wonder, Megan McCauley

"I found time to realize what I had
And maybe I was wrong so many times." -Best Unspoken, Sleepaway

"You never know what temporal days may bring
So Laugh, love, live free, and sing." -Paperthin Hymn, Anberlin

"And you never would have thought in the end,
How amazing it feels just to live again." -Blue and Yellow, the Used

"No, heaven's not a place that you go when you die
It's that moment in life when you touch her and you feel alive
So live for the moment
And take this advice, live by every word
Love's completely real, so forget anything that you've heard
And live for the moment now." -The Tide, the Spill Canvas

"I'll become what you became to me." -Black Balloon, Goo Goo Dolls

"Well I'll tell you, my friend, one day this world's gonna end as your lies crumble down, new life she has found." -Face Down, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

"Forever is more than just a word." -Everything Changes, Staind

"I don't care about getting by." -Getting By, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

“Everybody’s got their problems; everybody says the same thing to you. It’s just a matter of how you solve them, and knowing how to change the things you’ve been through.” –Hell’s Song, Sum 41

EXCERPT FROM EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES BY Quack says the T-shape

“Hello, foolish little brother…”

“AHHHHHHH!”

“You weakling, how dare you scream in my presence?”

Sasuke was breathing hard, and staring at his older brother. Lately, Itachi had a bad habit of standing in shadows and then coming out and saying things in really creepy voices. Sasuke wished he would stop.

“Wh-what….do you want Itachi?”

Itachi stared at his brother. “Prepare me a sandwich. Bring it to my room.”

Sasuke scowled, fear forgotten. “No! Do it yourself!”

“Do not speak like you have a choice in the matter. Prepare me a sandwich.” Itachi paused. “Do not use as much butter as last time. Filthy child.”

Sasuke swallowed, but stood his ground. “No, you’re in the kitchen, you make it.”

Itachi’s eyes narrowed. “But you are already preparing a sandwich for yourself. Do not be foolish, Sasuke. Make me a sandwich. Peanut-butter. Make it good, or face the consequences.” Itachi finished on a very dramatic whisper, before waltzing out of the room.

Sasuke glared at where his brother had been. He would not make the sandwich! It was the principle! But…he was making his own sandwich…didn’t it make sense to make Itachi one while he was making his own?

NO! These were Itachi’s twisted mind games! He just wanted to make Sasuke believe it made sense!

But…didn’t it make sense…?

NO! He wasn’t going to make Itachi a sandwich! In fact, he wasn’t even going to have a sandwich himself! That’d show Itachi!

He went upstairs to his room, and sat smugly ready to watch TV and NOT eat a sandwich. He almost smiled as he realised he’d got one up on Itachi.

What Sasuke didn’t know was that Itachi had never even wanted a sandwich in the first place.

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An epiphany I had just the other day:
Emos in the US are just as widely accepted as Chavs are in the UK

Who'da thunk, eh?

-Che-yah. So I think I've found my favorite thing ever.
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-Linguists and scientists have studied chav language and have determined the following:
1) they have tried to invent their own language
2) this is because they do no understand standard English
3) they use their "pikey-speak" to communicate with other like chavs
4) they speak in a pattern:
5) (noun), (obscene word), (verb), (subject), (innit)!
6) the pattern of speech repeats itself
7) the order may be altered according to IQ of the chav
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Yer bruv, innit?