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Horky's a bitch! Or so I've been told...that and I need to go back to the kitchen
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HELLO!
My name is Allyson, and I'm a tad bit crazy
I'm 20, and in college, majoring in geology.
I am a completely utterly hopeless romantic...although by my personality, you really wouldn't gather that...that and I'm romantically challenged. I can't flirt for crap.
I love to play the piano and bass clarinet...my piano however is as old as dirt and a few keys are broken, and one makes this really funny sound that cannot be contested as a note
I'm all about some anime/manga, Full Metal Panic, Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach, Naruto, Sailor Moon, Inuyasha, DNAngel, X, Spirited Away, FLCL...my mind stopped...hang on...
I love to read...one of the reasons why I am here...I adore Tamora Pierce, Garth Nix, and some more...
LOVE VIDEOGAMES
Yes I am a halo freak...horky88 is my live name
"Tell me you need a weapon! TELL ME" ~lindsay making fun of me
...I can't help it if I find Master Cheif's voice sexy...low voices equals goodness
Fan of the final fantasy games, and kingdom hearts, the Jak games (though I have yet to get Jak X)
XD
"Horky! You're a bitch!"
~random guy on live
..."WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE HORKY? I MEAN, I WON'T DENY THE FACT THAT I'M A BITCH, BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN SAID ANYTHING."
seriously, this is the respect I get.
Even better...the time allyson finally snapped
"That Horky...he's another little high-pitched frickin kid"
~random asshole who doesn't know the difference between female and young male
"...I swear if you mistake me for a little boy one more fucking time, I will fucking castrate you, you stupid bastard...Got it?"
At least he apologized. Honestly, does my voice really resemble that of a small male child? REALLY PISSES ME OFF
Even worse?
When they hit on you after you correct their mistake...it's LIVE PEOPLE...LIVE...NOT A DATING SERVICE...GET A LIFE
"Hey, you're a girl...and I'm a guy...I know something we can do..."
omagosh shut up! That's the worst pickup line ever! AND IM NEVER GONNA SEE YOUR FACE-SHUT UP
Ahem...cough cough...moving on
I don't mean to scare people, really...it just...sort of happens...sometimes...all the time...ehh, what's the difference?
Stories:
WARNING: pretty much all of these contain some shape/form of CloTi...so if you don't like it, don't scald your eyeballs by reading it and blame me.
CloTi is obviously my OTP. I also love Zaeris.
As many avid CloTi's, I hate Cleris for the mere fact of how Aeris is often portrayed as pansy ass innocent never-did-anything wrong girl...her personality encompasses more than pink and flowers and all things sugary, people, really...you're killing me here; scratch that, you're killing Aeris...my God give her a personality. That and the fact she died and no, their time in the game was not enough for it to be twue wove. It isn't that easy folks. There is no such thing as love at first sight. I think there was attraction but don't try to tell me they loved each other.
My most hated couple, though, isn't Cleris. It's Clouffie. I find none more disturbing than this pairing right here b/c I find no basis for it. Clouffie...shudder. Ew. EW. EWWWWWWW
Other than that, I'm pretty much open for pairings.
I don't stand for making Tifa or Aeris a complete and total bitch. Every girl has their bitch moments (myself included) but if your story completely portrays either one of them as a jealous bitch that everyone hates...well, chances are you need to check your sources cos you missed something.
One-Shots
My Cloud:A oneshot told in Tifa's point of view as she contemplates her relationship with Cloud and where it is going, or lack there of.
Through the Eyes of A Child: Marlene does some midnight investigating on her two guardians.
What of Alabaster Skin? A depressive oneshot that turns the world of FFVII upside down.
A Little Piece of Me: What did happen to Tifa's earring?
The Others: Aerith's outlook on the recent events of Advent Children
You Were Always Late: What can I say, I like to twist AC all around. What if Tifa was a lot worse off than we thought, lying in those flowers. Homepage - giftart
Away From You: The sequel to You were always late. When he showed up, it all sort of fell apart, didn't? It came together and fell apart at the same time.
To The Man That Said Goodbye: A very depressing oneshot...not romance either. When a man passes, he wants his pride, he wants to be treated as a human...he just wants to live, but he can't.
My Decaying Star: A view of how things could've gone after holy, and how life and death is just a cycle.
Mad Man: Another twist of Post Meteor, and how Cloud deals with his past in an unhealthy way.
Dream World: A twist on reality and dreams, and how events can affect the place we live in. How dreams become reality, and reality can become dreams.
Two Steps: It only takes two steps to change a life...two steps seems so small, so insignificant, but they're so important. Homepage - giftart
Multi-Chapters
A Time For Love: My first fanfic. With Cloud gone, how does Tifa cope? And how will she feel when he suddenly shows up again? Post AC COMPLETE
Before They Were Heros: Small drabbles of the lives of our favorite people before they were saviors of the planet. COMPLETE
Come Together: When the children our taken, a new enemy rises. Cloud and Tifa face death once again. Will they have what it takes to keep going? COMPLETE homepage - giftart. I want to do a rewrite of this...I still can't believe people like this one so much!
Deliverance: Death, blood, and mako. False memories, false personality. What was he? A hybrid freak of nature, glowing eyes, and broken mind. Was this how he was suppose to live out his life? Death defined him, death, blood and mako. He's got to let go, he's known that for a long time now... And maybe...maybe she should let go too. She'd understand, if it had to be that much. COMPLETE
Images of a hero: Growing up, to be that hero...it was so much more than what he'd thought it'd be. It's much more than that image, much more. COMPLETE
Lost Lullaby: A look into a remnant's life, and how he came to be, and how he ended. (one of my personal favorites) COMPLETE
Modern Day Love: A modern love story of how Tifa struggles with the relationships she's currently in. COMPLETE
The Painted Lady: ignores Advent Children completely. A lost soul. A destroyed woman. A tragical romance, or romantical tragedy...whichever. COMPLETE check the homepage for giftart...course...it may be spoilers for some of you O_o
Blood Wars: A drama/action/tragedy/romance/everythingunderthesurfaceofthesun sort of fic. AVALANCHE splits, and the reasons and concequences of their falling out. IN PROGRESS few chapters left
Over the Rainbow: The conclusion to You were always late and Away from you This is a twist, it wasn't expected, but it will end; eventually it will end and we can be together again. IN PROGRESS
Swan Song: This was going to be a one shot...but then I started writing... AND DIDNT STOP. seriously. I wrote like, seven chapters in two days. I love this story, and hopefully it'll be up soon. IN PROGRESS
The Soft Spot: A challenge fic of drabbles for the couple Cloud/Tifa. Request a drabble here! IN-PROGRESS MANY chapters left
Diaries of a Broken Man: My Pride and Joy. Mostly romance, with lots of laughs. A few depressive moments, but mostly light hearted. After all, someone's got to give these guys a break and let them relax for one story, at least. IN PROGRESS many many chapters left homepage - giftart
DOABM Club
I have this incredibly bad habbit of posting/writing a lot of multi-chaps at one time...
Coming Soon
All titles apt to change in this section (and coming soon doesn't necessairily mean soon. I have all these nifty ideas and no time to write!)
Limbo
Language of Flowers: 89 letters, 89 scents, 89 flowers, 89 meanings.
Somewhere Only We Know: THE IDEAS WONT STOP...but I bet you aren't complaining.
Other World: I'm really excited about this one, while it is about my fav. two, it's not FFVII...I'm not going to post the summary, just cause it could ruin it... -drabbles/planning
Innocent(This is actually a code name...the real title is a mystery...O.o): This is my story, my life. Believe me when I say that this was not who I was, that we all change and are defined by the events that partake in our life. Believe that my journey has led me here, and believe what I say. If anything, just believe. 1 1/2 chapters, and lots of drabbleyness
Fallen Leaves: A twist on the events of FFVII...hmm...if I do this, it'll be long, and difficult 1 chapter, prologue
What It Means: Post AC...secret.
White Nights: An AU story set around Sephiroth, a resident morgue worker, Tifa, a hopeful graduate student, and Cloud, a silent mechanic with an uncertain past. Three lives intertwined in mystery and death. You can never run away from your past.
Treading the Line: AU...this one has been chewing on the back of my head FOR freaking EVER. SECRETS! I HAZ DEM
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