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since: 09-04-06, id: 1128402, Profile Updated: 06-01-11
country: USA
Author has written 32 stories for Sammy Keyes, Twilight, 1-800-Where-R-You, Inuyasha, Harry Potter, CSI: New York, and Covenant.

AEJ•325 (ÆJäy-ThreeTwentyFive)

- noun
1. Writer of novels, poems, essays, et cetra; the composer of a literary work, as distinguished from a compiler, translator, editor, or copyist.
2. One who resides in the town where America's last Wild-Wild-West lynching took place. "Welcome to _(Blank)_ it's a great place to hang around."
2. Sufferer of: social isolation, disorganized speech and behavior, delusions, and hallucinations. See - dementia praecox.
3. Someone who postpones work (especially out of laziness or habitual carelessness).
4. Causer of great surprise of sudden wonder.
5. Woman of the "South" (i.e. Literal Directions) or "West" (i.e. Cultural Directions). See - redneck of female gender.
6. Person trained to compete in sports ((syn: athlete))
7. Eager to learn or know; inquisitive; prying; meddlesome.
8. Not easily noticed or detected; inconspicuous; withdrawn.
9. Lover of Zebra Cakes and Talk Radio; 98.9 KYIS FM.
10. Obsessee of Photoshop.
11. Hater of those W h o D o n ' t R e v i e w.
12. Student in the final year at a high school, preparatory school, college, or university; a big dog; and possible suffer-er of senioritis.
13. Cunning; hungry for power.
14. Twitter-er! Link bellow, follow!

Synonyms: Veiled, Obscure, Invisible, Jockette, Schizophrenic, Amazing, Curious, Author, Slytherin, Annoying, Fantastic, Insane... :D

. L I N K S . O F . C O O L N E S S .

. I Write Like .

. goodreads .

. The Sorting Hat .

. engrishfunny .

. failblog .

. Facebook .

. deviantART .

. twitter .

. A U T H O R S . O F . A W E S O M E N E S S .
y'all can google 'em, haha

. Meg Cabot . Victoria Dahl . MaryJanice Davidson . Simone Elkeles . Lori Foster . Christine Feehan . Julie Garwood . Megan Hatfield . Carolyn Keene . Sherrilyn Kenyon . Karen Rose . Kerrelyn Sparks .
. Nalini Singh . Rachel Vincent .

// QUOTES // I // ENJOY //

► "Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day.
Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing." - Margaret Chittenden

► "Man. God. Roarke." - Eve Dallas, In Death series

► "Do you want to claw at me, kitty-cat? Come on." - Riley
"Sorry, I don't beat defenseless puppies." - Mercy, Branded by Fire

► So now I know the things I know,
And do the things I do,
And if you do not like me so...
To hell, my love, with you. - Unknown

► "Where in the world is your dignity?"
"Damn, must have left it in that alley back there. Saw some dignity on the ground near the Dumpster, but I thought it was yours." - Some book I've read by Victoria Dahl :)

// OTHERNESS // ABOUT // MEH //

I. Heart. Sesshomaru.
I know!
I'm a sad, sad person who is almost as bad as you Edward/Jacob freakazoids. ;D
I shall also state - just to smooth y'all's ruffled fur and fangs - my dearly beloved lil' seester is a Twilover too. I have nothing against such people. Haha.

✘ On "The Sorting Hat" I am a 87 Slytherin, haha
(Then...84 Gryffindor, 55 Ravenclaw, 54 Hufflepuff...)

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1. Impossible Improbabilities in Progress reviews
They were supposed to be hated enemies - so how is it that she wound up in this position? Trapped against the stone wall, her arms holding onto him like a lifeline.. talk about being stuck between a rock and a 'hard' place. Rose/Scorp, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-1-11 - Rose W. & Scorpius M. - Complete
2. PS: Please, Don't Disown Me » reviews
Rose/Scorp: Rose and Scorpius were caught in a compromising position by dear old Professor Longbottom. As punishment, they have to write a letter home to the parents, explaining just what exactly took place. R&R? Thanks! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,711 - Reviews: 266 - Updated: 6-3-11 - Published: 7-12-10 - Rose W. & Scorpius M.
3. By Any Other Name reviews
Rose/Scorp: Scorpius tells about all the annoying qualities one particular girl has. Even with her thorn ridden personality, he can't help but love her...after all, she's his Rose, and "By Any Other Name" she'll always smell as sweet to him. R&R? Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-31-11 - Rose W. & Scorpius M. - Complete
4. Psst reviews
Sammy, you need to get laid. / Cammy Oneshot : R&R? Thanks!
Sammy Keyes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-16-11 - Complete
5. Wizards Only, Witches Forbidden reviews
Rose/Scorp: Rose Weasley is tired of the overprotective men in her life..."Malfoy! Get your bloody hands off my daughter!"...but that doesn't mean she's stopped loving them. - R&R? Thanks ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-28-10 - Rose W. & Scorpius M. - Complete
6. How's Your Father? WinkWink reviews
Rose/Scorp, oneshot: Rose just wants some alone time to 'get it on' with her secret boyfriend; it's not like she planned to be caught. fml. The infamous scene the led to "PS - Please, Don't Disown Me" - R&R? Thanks! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-22-10 - Scorpius M. & Rose W. - Complete
7. Family of Jewels: Cravings of a Different Sort reviews
Its two in the morning - do you know where your famous actor/live in BF/daddy of your child is? Well you should seeing as the reason he's out and about is to retreave the ellusive chip: the doritos. Freakin' preggo cravings. - Future Cammy, COMPLETE
Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-19-10 - Complete
8. Vereor Exertus » reviews
MISSING: The eldest son of the "BoyWhoLived," the daughter of the smartest witch of our time, & the son of one of the richest men in the wizarding world. They'd borded the train home, yet never arrived. It was as if they'd gone up in smoke. R&R? RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-31-10 - Published: 8-16-09 - Scorpius M. & Rose W.
9. 20 Things I, James, Swear Not to Do to My Mates reviews
ScorpRose. R&R? Thanks! COMPLETE: James gets into some trouble with Rosie, so he writes her a letter - and a list - with the unknowing help of his other best mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 7-14-09 - Scorpius M. & Rose W. - Complete
10. 20 Things NOT to Do to a Pregnant Asteria Malfoy reviews
Draco makes a list of what not-to-do when his wife is preggers: 20 Do NOT let her find this list...if she does - and the bloody damned woman will - be prepared to waver all rights to naming the first child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-12-09 - Astoria G. & Draco M. - Complete
11. Throwing Pebbles reviews
Complete: Reid/OC, R&R? Thanks! - Rena looked up from the hypnotizing flames of the bonfire and blinked in shock. Here was the boy, now a man, who she hadn't seen since that day eight years ago. They day they had killed her brother.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-17-09 - Reid G. - Complete
12. Running Home » reviews
Sam Pulaski: FBI agent, mother of two, and Sammy Keyes all grown up. Wisdom may come with age, but it hasn't helped Sam keep out of trouble. So when that trouble turns to tragedy and death, Sam does the only thing she can - she begins "Running Home."
Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,673 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 10-7-07
13. Sammy Keyes and the Mishap Fortune » reviews
I told Marissa that I didn't want to go to the Fair. And I told the guys that going into the Fortune Teller's place was a bad idea. But I still don't understand how I got to be 13 years into the future - and in bed with... him. Some how, it's their fault.
Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 4-2-09 - Published: 7-31-08
14. Buy Me Some Peanuts and Crack Jack reviews
2nd in Big Screen series, DL. It had become a tradition of sorts, this trip to the game. Lindsay had never of guessed that he would do such a thing - there of all places. On screen too! That was Danny for you. X Rated for language X
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-4-09 - Lindsay M. & Danny M. - Complete
15. Take Me Out to the Ball Park reviews
1st in the Big Screen series, DL. She'd rather have been at a football or basketball game. But no. Danny had promised her the chance to take them to the Rockefeller Center if she'd take the tickets. And, of course. She'd taken 'em.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-2-09 - Lindsay M. & Danny M. - Complete
16. Heels on Fire reviews
ONESHOT - Goes with SK&theMH - Why do these things happen to me? Seriously? Such is the life of Samantha Jo Keyes I guess, kidnapping is like eating cake to me.
Sammy Keyes - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-6-08 - Complete
17. Every Future has a Past: Dzutsuken » reviews
SesshxOC: "Aiiiee," I screeched with all the power in my worn out lungs. That stupid sword that transfered me here went up in smoke-literaly-and now a strange green toad was TALKING to me! If anyone happens to stumble upon a teenage mind, I've lost mine.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-11-08 - Published: 5-9-08 - Sesshomaru
18. Cry On Me reviews
ONESHOT. She doesn't believe it's true, it can't be. Something like this can't happen to her! XX Cammy! XX
Sammy Keyes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-10-08 - Complete
19. Not Affected? reviews
ONESHOT - Sammy promises to go to the movies with Marissa and her new bf. Marissa has the bright idea that someone will need to keep Sammy company during the movie and asks Casey along. The group never makes it to the movies though. XX dramatic&sweet XX
Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-8-08 - Complete
20. The Interesting Year reviews
..."Soooo, Alby. Still 'fraid of bein' put in Slytherin?" Asked James Potter from the doorway of his little brother's... This story takes palce after the last HP book's epilogue and will hopefully be the first of many oneshots to come from my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-23-07 - Scorpius M. & Rose W. - Complete
21. Sammy Keyes and the School Girl Strangler » reviews
A murderer called the School Girl Strangler has been murdering girls across the states. Now the killer is in Santa Marina. Sammy had better watch out, because this criminal is killing girls who have dark hair and eyes - just like Sammy. X BEING EDITED X
Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,681 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 3-8-07 - Published: 10-23-06
22. Finding the Truth » reviews
Avery can't remember anything past her body's age or 8 and her mind's 16 . Now more than thirty years later, shes having flashbacks... and He is back. What really happened in her past? And who where the people who took place in it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,506 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-5-07 - Published: 12-6-06
23. Does She Love Me? reviews
POEM, Cammy. This is a short sweet nothing about how Casey feels about Sammy. Since I am not a guy and I don't like girls like that, I'm not to sure if I caputured Casey just right. Please tell me what you think of it! I like reviews more than hits! C:
Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-2-07 - Complete
24. My Everything reviews
POEM, InuyashaxKagome. Just a short little something that a couple of my friends wanted me to write up.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-2-07 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete
25. Killing Me Softly reviews
POEM, a favorite of mine. I really like this character who is staring in this poem, she can be made out to be so many different things. Well thats what I think, so you tell me what you think.
Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-1-07 - Complete
26. Half Breed reviews
A song in a female inu-hanyou's POV
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-25-07 - Complete
27. It's My Fault » reviews
My first ever Jess fic. Its a nice yet sad moment between her and her brother. Reviews are welcomed with open arms C:
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-31-07 - Published: 1-29-07 - Complete
28. Goodbye reviews
Gun Shots add on, would be much better to read that first. You wont really understand other wise, then again maybe you will. Please to me your views on the story.
Sammy Keyes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-28-07 - Complete
29. Together Forever and For Always reviews
Sammy visits the graveyard with her daughter and soon-to-be husband Casey. This was my first one-shot please read its not half bad...I think, lol
Sammy Keyes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-23-07 - Complete
30. She Is Dead To Me reviews
Sammy has dissapeared. No trace of her is left for her friends to find. what happened to her? is she dead? has she been kidnapped? WOT IS GOING ON! if you read&review i'll luv you! cammy! major OOC!
Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-15-07
31. Cabin Kisses » reviews
Cici, Tuesday, and Fee are going to the cabin for their summer vacation. Cici's ex is there & jelous as ever along with he protective brother. O & wot about nummie Will? This was so not the summer Cici thought of. i suck at summeries i kno! jus read! OCOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-15-07 - Published: 12-30-06
32. Gun Shots » reviews
fire cracker sounding noises came from the hallway out side my classroom . . . Was that gun fire? . . . The doorknob was moving . . . what will happen to Sammy & Marissa when some1 brings a gun to school? HAHA IM DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Sammy Keyes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 11-1-06 - Published: 10-25-06 - Complete
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