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Author has written 27 stories for Naruto. Hi. The high scores in Guitar Hero(tm) belong to God, but in Sing Star(tm) I'm known as Player1. My favorite animals are polar bears. I am a girl. I like to listen to System of a Down, Serj Tankian and Scars on Broadway. If you are random and open minded the chances of me liking you are high. As high as I. Lulz. Fucked-up, bloody, humorous and filled with fluffy romance. That's the way I like my stories. I like Naruto on top. NaruSasu, NaruNaru, KyuuNaru and MinaNaru, please. But the truth is that I can't stand the actual series that carries the name Naruto. I'm obsessed with Trigun. Vash! Over and out. | |||||||||
1. Eye Candy » reviewsIt was already decided who looked good with who. But then, a new student just had to transfer in and look good with everyone. And it seems like everyone wants a piece of that candy. Boys and girls, have a sample, it's Narutolicious! AU.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 106 - Updated: 3-20-09 - Published: 11-4-07 - Naruto U.2. Reproduce » reviewsSasuke needs to breed and Naruto is unpredictable enough to make that happen. [NaruSasu]Mpreg.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 167 - Updated: 3-15-09 - Published: 8-4-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.3. Fear » reviewsNaruto knows he doesn't have to be afraid of the villagers, because their minds are immature and Naruto is the monster under their beds.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 12-12-08 - Published: 9-23-07 - Naruto U. & Iruka U.4. Vigilante reviewsSasuke is not amused, because the three kids keep on annoying him and Naruto does nothing but grin all day long. NaruSasuNaru citrus of some sort.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,953 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 9-21-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete5. Drowning » reviewsBeing at the top of school hierarchy, it was Sasuke's 'duty' to make Naruto's life hell. Until the boy saved his life, leaving Sasuke to drown in feelings of regret. [SasuNaruSasu]AU.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,345 - Reviews: 520 - Updated: 7-2-08 - Published: 9-3-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.6. Not as Planned reviewsWhen it comes to Sasuke, Naruto knows the best. That doesn't mean things will go as planned, because when it comes to Naruto, Sasuke knows even better. NaruSasuNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 4-23-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete7. Martyred » reviewsWorried that they have somehow displeased their god, the village of Konoha now tries to make amends by confronting their god with a virgin sacrifice: Uchiha Sasuke. NaruSasu. AU.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,274 - Reviews: 196 - Updated: 2-23-08 - Published: 1-2-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.8. Punish reviewsIts okay, he thinks, because this is punishment and he deserves it. Not because of all the things he has done to betray Konoha, but because he was careless enough to get caught by his village. NaruSasuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 2-12-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete9. Onion reviewsSasuke hides them well, but Naruto knows there are unshed tears.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 1-30-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete10. Proxy reviewsLife is hard, but so is Naruto. NaruMinaNaruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 1-26-08 - Minato N. & Naruto U. - Complete11. Oblivious reviewsNaruto is oblivious, his clones are perverted, team Kakashi has their theories and Neji has a lot of mental images for the night to come. NaruNaru, NaruxRamen!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 1-13-08 - Naruto U. - Complete12. War Zone reviewsIn which Sasuke can almost taste the victory but ends up getting a mouthful of defeat. NaruSasuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 62 - Published: 12-22-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete13. Dirty Secret reviewsNaruto has a dirty secret and people keep finding out.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 11-21-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete14. Narcissus reviewsThe one who was always there for him, held him and laughed with him. How could Naruto not have fallen in love with him? [NaruNaru]Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 80 - Published: 11-9-07 - Naruto U. - Complete15. Again reviews[Sequel to Recycle] The only thing they are good at is getting in trouble and dying. Idiots, the two of them. That's exactly why they need so many retakes. [SasuNaruSasu]AU.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-1-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.16. Compassion reviewsSometimes even Naruto feels like being a total asstard. Too bad he always takes it out on Sasuke. At the worst moments too.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 10-16-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.17. Rain reviewsThe burden of taking a life was surprisingly heavy, something Itachi didn't think of when he silenced his parents forever. Luckily, there’s always someone you can relate to. [NaruIta] AU, Yaoi, Dark, Violence and all that.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 10-9-07 - Naruto U. & Itachi U.18. Rent reviewsSomehow, no matter what his walking fan service of a neighbour does, Itachi just doesn't have the energy to mind. [ItaNaru]AU.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 78 - Published: 9-26-07 - Itachi U. & Naruto U. - Complete19. N is for love » reviewsAnd S is for suitor. Though Naruto is oblivious for the real reason behind all the hungry stares sent in his way and can't help but feel unnerved by his teammate’s insanity.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,336 - Reviews: 355 - Updated: 9-6-07 - Published: 5-10-07 - Naruto U.20. Fan and Whirlpool reviews[Sequel to Fishcake and Nothing] Naruto wonders if his brooding Sasuke is ever going to get over the meaning of names. [NaruSasu]AU.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 8-30-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete21. Under Pressure » reviewsSasuke runs away from home and gets picked up by a blonde haired boy. He takes care of the runaway Sasuke but later on gets accused of kidnapping an Uchiha heir. NaruSasu. AU.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,627 - Reviews: 218 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 3-31-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete22. Recycle » reviewsThey promised to start over, no matter how long it'd take. But Sasuke's timing in reincarnation is a bit off and Naruto, being the irrational person he is, gets into loads of trouble because of it. AU. Insane pedo!Naruto I suppose.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 8-16-07 - Published: 7-25-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete23. Underdog reviewsSasuke was the smug and proud seme. That is until he heard Naruto's reasoning why it was better to be uke. 'I feel so used...' [SasuNaruSasu]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 62 - Published: 7-18-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete24. Desirable Conscience » reviewsThe reason Hinata keeps stuttering and blushing is because of her conscience, Sasuke, and her selfish desires, Naruto.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 6-23-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.25. Icha Icha Touchy Feely reviewsIn which Naruto has an incredible memory when it comes to touches and Kakashi thinks that Jiraiya corrupting Naruto is the cause of his former student’s extremely grabby hand. [KakaNaru]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 6-24-07 - Naruto U. & Kakashi H. - Complete26. Even if reviewsNaruto keeps finding little notes from the strangest of places, containing the most confusing and annoying messages. [NaruSasu]AU.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 95 - Published: 5-18-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete27. Fishcake and nothing reviewsSasuke is supposedly better than anyone else in his class. But then, his twisted logic tells Sasuke that Naruto is somehow better than him. Because the boy is a fishcake and he is nothing. [NaruSasu]AU.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 82 - Published: 5-12-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
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