| Bum Russian Elvis |
Author has written 15 stories for Star Wars, Digimon, Lord of the Rings, StarTrek: The Original Series, and Time Machine. This is a stagnant account. I haven't written any kind of fiction, fan or otherwise, in several years. I'm just keeping all these up here for old times sake, as it were. Don't expect anything from any of these; nothing's coming. You've been warned. | |||||||||
1. And Now For Something Completely Different » reviewsIt hasn't lived up to PG-13 yet, but I'm sure it will. Title is a work in progress. Basically it's about four people from Star Wars are somehow transported onto Kirk's Enterprise. Hilarity ensues. And after 6 months and 4 days, Chapter 5 is up!StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,239 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-6-05 - Published: 3-19-042. Star Trekking for the Holy Grail » reviewsPG13 for some foul language early on. Kirk and Co. are charged by God with a quest: Find the Holy Grail! Don't expect this to follow the movie. 'Cept the first chapter. FINISHED!StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,486 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 4-28-04 - Published: 6-19-03 - J. Kirk & Spock3. Wedge 'n Wes » reviewsWedge Antilles and Wes Janson have created families for themselves, but their children have become engaged to be married. To make matters worse, Wes is captured by a vicious gang in a bar fight, and Wedge is powerless to stop it!Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,223 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-30-04 - Published: 7-12-024. Death of the Elite » reviewsEveryone thought that Rogue Squadron was invincible... Until now. R&R, Chapter FiveStar Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-23-03 - Published: 10-17-025. The War of the Worlds: The Alternate Ending reviewsThat's right. And alternate ending. You heard me right. I have unwillingly challenged the late, great Wells to say I could do better. My teachers words, not mine. I don't think it's better. And I actually think it's more of en expansion then a alternate eTime Machine - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-18-036. Running reviewsThe continuance of The Wraiths. Read that first. This depicts how a highschooler is running from the Ringwraiths who have, by some freak accident, appeared in our world.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-14-037. The Third Sith reviewsAU story set during Shadows of the Empire where Luke is captured by Vader and turned to the Dark Side, while Leia is seduced by Prince Xizor and forgets about Han. You should probably read Shadows of the Empire before you read this. I'm tinkering still.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-19-038. The Jeedai Vong reviewsVua Rapuung has been killed before he can find and help Anakin Solo, and he gets captured and twisted to the ways of the Yuuzhan Vong...Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-11-039. Life Of Knowledge » reviewsChapter Two's up... Don't expect regular updates from me, I'm probably not gonna have much. Lost interest in Digimon.Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-27-03 - Published: 4-4-02 - KoushirÅ I./Izzy & Yamato I./Matt10. The Last Wishes of Padme AmidalaMy first, and maybe only, Prequel story. R&R or to the Vong do you go!Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Published: 1-26-0311. We All Live in a Yellow SSD reviewsA spoof off of our favorite Beatles tune, Yellow Submarine. Be nice, first parody or songfic or whatever you call it. R&RStar Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-26-0312. Death of a Hero reviewsNow Rewritten! Much better, I think, and much different! Luke Skywalker is captured by pirates, and his family mounts a rescue attempt!Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 11-29-02 - Published: 2-15-0213. Ewok Uprising » reviewsFIRST CHAPTER UP!!!!!!! It gets violent, so the PG-13 rating is suitable. Not as funny as I'd hoped yet, but IT WILL GET FUNNIER! R&E&RStar Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-30-02 - Published: 9-24-0214. The Prophecy reviewsA prophecy for the upcoming story I'm writing. And I know that this isn't completely Star Wars. But since it's got Star Wars characters, I couldn't figure out what else to put it in, so it's in Star Wars. Enjoy now! ^^;Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-21-0215. The Wraiths reviewsThe Ringwraiths are in our world, and they're out for blood...... Anyways, R&R and if you want me to continue the story, say so!!!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-2-02