“What they don’t understand about birthdays and what they never tell you is that when you’re eleven, you’re also ten, and nine, and eight, and seven, and six, and five, and four, and three, and two, and one. And when you wake up on your eleventh birthday you expect to feel eleven, but you don’t. You open your eyes and everything’s just like yesterday, only it’s today. And you don’t feel eleven at all. You feel like you’re still ten. And you are—underneath the year that makes you eleven.

Like some days you might say something stupid, and that’s the part of you that’s still ten. Or maybe some days you might need to sit on your mama’s lap because you’re scared, and that’s the part of you that’s five.”

Stuff to Read While Bored:

Name: Kiagou Tomb (online)

Age: 15

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Open

Height: 5' 1 1/2"

Weight: 95-100lbs

Shoe Size: 3/4 (I wear size 5/6 though)

Country: Canada

Languages: English, French

Favourite Food: Tuna Subway Sandwich

Favourite Drink: London Fog

Favourite Anime: Princess Princess

Favourite Manga: Fruits Basket

Favourite Manga-ka: CLAMP

Favourite Band: 30 Seconds To MARS

Favourite Singer: Jem

Favourite Game: Final Fantasy VIII

Favourite Season: Winter

Favourite Book: The Saga of Darren Shan

Favourite Doujinshi: Custodio Angel (by: Ruo Kitakami)

Favourite Doujinka: Taishi Zaou & Eiki Eiki

Favourite Movie: Alexander

Favourite Foreign Film: Before the Fall (German)

Favourite Slasher: My Bloody Valentine 3D

Favourite Musical: Sweeney Todd

Quotes:

"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. You passed it miles back." - Unknown

"I do not suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!" - Unknown

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." - Unknown

"I know it's possible to grow up, I've just never actually seen anyone do it." - Unknown

"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you" - Unknown

Akefia: "That must have been the most memorable night of my life. I just wish I could remember it!" - Bakushipping (by: Vampirehelsing)

And I have it on very good authority that in a past lifetime, a certain General only went schizo because he fell prey to the mistaken belief that his little blond boy toy was screwing around with his SOLDIER best friend. - Surgeon General's Warning (by: Dualism)

"What in the hell was that?"
Cloud had forgotten he still had his headset on. A platoon leader, the only platoon leader left alive was shouting over the wide-band radio link.
"Recon," Cloud answered.
The headset crackled, cutting off part of the return. " …status?"
Cloud cocked an eyebrow. "Crispy." - Jesavette (by: Resh)

Axel: "Who the hell are you, the Grim Reaper's homosexual cousin?" - Ansem Retort #3

Kairi: "Ya know, this is just like my fan-fic. The characters are in a dungeon and then they have wild-"
Zexion: "I swear to God, if you finish that sentence, I will take a brick and smash your fucking head in." - Ansem Retort #19

Axel: "All right, we're going to do this turn based RPG style."
Riku&Larxene: "(not inserted)"
Zexion: "And where if you get hit with a ball, it kills you, but getting shot in the head does jack shit?"
Axel: "Yup, that's the one."
Zexion: "I don't know what's more pathetic, that I'm going to die like this, or that I expected to die like this." - Ansem Retort #83

Reno: Think fast, think fast! "I'm having your baby." I said in a shot. Fuck. I thought too fast. - Damn Cells! (by: Bekas Strife)

Laguna settled himself back down in bed and closed his eyes. Soon, he fell fast asleep and this time, no toucans or aardvarks invaded his dreams.
The lawn gnomes, however, declared war on Esthar. - Toucans on Acid (by: syncreticc)

Guy in my Class: You know that stick thing they used to use on those horses...?
Me: It's called a la~nce, hellooooo. - A perfect set up for 'A Knight's Tale' referance!

“Behold the healing power of sex,” Zack chuckled quietly. - Heat (by: Jaelawyn Noble)

Unknown
“If her face launched a thousand ships
And burnt the topless towers of Ilium
Heaven was in her lips
She was clad in the beauty of thousand stars
For her, Troy fell
For you, may the world fall
The stars would taint your beauty
The Heavens not worthy of your lips” - Unknown

To Know The Dark
To go in the dark with a light is to know the light.
To know the dark, go dark. Go without sight,
and find that the dark, too, blooms and sings,
and is traveled by dark feet, and dark wings. - Wendell Berry

Balances (Shortend)
And I've begun

(as a reaction to a feeling)
To balance
the pleasure of loneliness
against the pain
of loving you - Nikki Giovanni

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

ISTP

You scored 70 introversion, 29 intuition, 71 thinking, and 43 judging!

ABOUT THE TEST

This personality test is heavily based on the Kiersey Sorter. In essence, it measures your personality across four variables: Introversion-Extraversion, Intuition-Sensing, Thinking-Feeling and Judging-Percieving. There are both positive and negative attributes to each of the traits.

Introversion-Extraversion: Generally, people who score high on "introversion" are reserved, quiet people who keep to themselves whereas people who score low on "introversion" are outgoing, friendly people who are extraverts.
Intuition-Sensing: People who score high on "intuition" are guided by gut instinct, they go on intuition as opposed to people who score low on this trait, who prefer to rely on established fact and their senses, rather than their own belief.
Thinking-Feeling: People with high scores on "thinking" rely more on their head to make decisions, whereas people who score low on "thinking" rely more on their heart to guide them. (Note: this has no bearing on a person's intelligence level; it merely refers to the way in which they make desicions.)
Judging-Percieving: People who score high "judging" are firm, decisisive people, whereas people who score low on this trait are flexible, accomodating people.

YOUR RESULTS

Desciption: Quiet and reserved, interested in how and why things work. Excellent skills with mechanical things. Risk-takers who they live for the moment. Usually interested in and talented at extreme sports. Uncomplicated in their desires. Loyal to their peers and to their internal value systems, but not overly concerned with respecting laws and rules if they get in the way of getting something done. Detached and analytical, they excel at finding solutions to practical problems.

Favourite Characters:

Yuugioh: Ryou Bakura

Kingdom Hearts/II: Demyx

Final Fantasy VII: Zack Fair

Final Fantasy VIII: Laguna Loire

Final Fantasy X/X-2: Auron

The Saga of Darren Shan: Kurda Smahlt

Supernatural: Sam Winchester

Smallville: Lex Luthor

Hated Characters:
I don't usually hate characters, because I like to see the good in everyone as much as possible. But these characters just REALLY piss me off.

Yuugioh: Atemu
He's such a cocky ASSHOLE.

Kingdom Hearts/II: Ansem teh Wise
Everything's all his fault, yet he's still a complete ass-hat to the nobodies. Douche.

Final Fantasy VII: Hojo
STABSTABSTAB. When Zack was sent to protect his slimy hide from Genesis? Should'a let Gen have him. Better yet, Zack should have HELPED kill him.

Final Fantasy VIII: Rinoa
This woman makes me want to rip my hair out. She's so clingy, anouying, and useless! She FORCES Squall to open up, she needs saving every five god-damn minutes (as if we didn't have enough issues with Seifer going all dark-side, and Ultimecia trying to take over the world) from situations she gets HERSELF into, no less. She throws herself at Squall, and even has the balls to act like Squall is the one with problems. Plus, she totally trampled over Seifer's feelings, and that's just not cool.

Final Fantasy X: Jeckt
All Tidus wanted was a pat on the back, and a 'Good job, son.' It's not freaking rocket science.

The Saga of Darren Shan: Des Tiny
It's. All. His. Fault. He's the reason poor Steve had evil blood in the first place.

Pairings:

Final Fantasy VII: Zack/Cloud(OTP), Cloud/Aerith, Sephiroth/Cloud, Cloud/Reno, Sephiroth/Cloud/Zack, Cloud/Kadaj, Reno/Yazoo, Vincent/Cloud, Vincent/Reno, Cid/Vincent, Tifa/Aerith, Loz/Tifa, Rude/Reno, Rude/Tifa, Tseng/Rufus, Zack/Aerith, Vincent/Yuffie, Rufus/Reno, Zack/Cloud/Aerith, Angeal/Zack, Zack/Tifa, Genesis/Sephiroth/Angeal/Zack, Vincent/Sephiroth, Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud/Aerith, Reeve/Yuffie

(I ship Cloud/Aerith over Cloud/Tifa. This doesn't mean I hate CloTi or Tifa. I just prefere him with Aerith. Besides, the whole point is mute anyway, since Zack/Cloud is obviously cannon. Durr.)

Yuugioh: Seto/Jou, Bakura/Ryou, Malik/Ryou, Seto/Anzu, Seto/Bakura, Seto/Marik/Bakura, Anzu/Shizuka

Kingdom Hearts/II: Riku/Sora, Axel/Roxas, Leon/Cloud, Demyx/Zexion, Kairi/Namine, Axel/Roxas/Demyx, Leon/Sora, Cloud/Riku, Sora/Roxas, Cloud/Sora, Leon/Cloud/Sephiroth, Xehanort/Ienzo, Marluxia/Vexen, Xigbar/Demyx, Leon/Demyx, Axel/Sora, Axel/Riku, Marluxia/Aerith, Sora/Namine, RikuReplica/Namine

Final Fantasy VIII: Laguna/Squall, Seifer/Squall, Irvine/Squall, Laguna/Irvine, Seifer/Zell, Laguna/Squall/Irvine, Laguna/Raine, Irvine/Selphie, Seifer/Quistis, Squall/Selphie, Seifer/Selphie, Kiros/Laguna, Quistis/Xu, Quistis/Fujin

Final Fantasy X/X-2: Auron/Tidus, Tidus/Yuna, Shuyin/Tidus, Rikku/Yuna

Final Fantasy XII: Balthier/Vaan, Basch/Reks, Reks/Vaan, Vaan/Larsa, Vossler/Ashe, Rasler/Ashe, Basch/Balthier

Harry Potter: Cedric/Harry, Sirius/Remus, Young Severus/Young James

Gundam SEED: Athrun/Kira, Kira/Shinn, Athun/Shinn, Athrun/Shinn/Kira

.Hack: Balmung/Reki, Balmung/Kite, Balmung/Shugo

Gravitation: Eiri/Shuichi, Tatsuya/Ryuichi

Kyou Kara Maou: Wolfram/Yurri (Wolf is seme, damn it!), Konrad/Yuuri, Gwendal/Gunter ((NOTE: I use the spellings from an early Fan Sub))

The Saga of Darren Shan: Vanez/Kurda, Steve/Darren, Larten/Darren, Gannen/Vancha, Gannen/Steve, Glalda/Kurda

Supernatural: Dean/Sam, Dean/Castiel, Sam/Jessica, John/Mary, Dean/Bela, Sam/Old!Ruby, Sam/Madison, Old!Ruby/Bela, Bobby/Ellen

Smallville: Oliver/Clark, Lex/Clark, Clark/Lois, Clark/Chloe, Jason/Chloe, Jason/Clark

Crossovers: Supernatural!Sam/GilmoreGirls!Dean, Supernatural!Dean/Smallville!Chloe

RPS: Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki, Michael Rosenbaum/Thomas Welling, Christian Kane/Steve Carlson, Thomas Welling/Jared Padalecki

Current Obsession: Dean/Castiel

Fanfictions:

Yuugioh:

Kaibaman - Mokuba sees Seto doing one of his favourite pass times. (warnings: pure insanity) (main pairings: none) (EDIT: A new longer version will be posted soon)

Kingdom Hearts:

I'm Not A Freak - /Coming Soon/ Sora Strife has Tourette's Syndrome, and has never had any true friends because of it. However, when Sora's older brothers deside a move might be the best thing, Sora's world is changed completely. Will a certain silver haired bishie be able to show Sora, that he's "Not A Freak". (warnings: slash/yaoi, yuri, coarse language, randomness, mentions of abuse) (main pairings: RikuSora, AxelRoxas, LeonCloud)

Final Fantasy VII:

If You Were Gay - /Coming Soon/ Reno desides to be a jackass and annoy the bloody hell out of Rude by telling him, "If he were gay, that'd be okay". (warnings: implied slash/yaoi) (main pairings: implied RudeReno)

Gorgeous Carat:

The Aftermath - Set directly after the 4th volume. Talks about Ray and Florian's relationship and lives after everything that's happened. (warnings: spoliers, slash/yaoi, sexual situations) (main pairings: RayFlorian)

Gaia Online:

Orphans - I got too attached on the Xmas event, so this was spawned. (warnings: player character)