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Jester of Monochrome Dreams
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since: 09-07-06, id: 1129861, Profile edited: 05-13-08
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Author has written 21 stories for Devil May Cry, Final Fantasy VIII, Naruto, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy XII, Kingdom Hearts, Inuyasha, Metal Gear, Silent Hill, Bones, Vampire, and Death Note.

Fanfics coming updates

I AM ONLY WORKING ON 2 FANFICS RIGHT NOW!! ALL THE REST ARE ON HAITUS!! The fanfics I am currently working on are:

1. Angelspit - Vandal Cleaver x Phil x Trip (Vampire the Masquerade:Bloodlines)

2. What's more important, Mello? - Matt X Mello (Death Note)

THE JESTER IS BACK

Name: Dahlia (Hii-Chan)
Age: 15
Gender: Who knows

WORD LIMIT IN FANFICS: I try to reach at least 1200 Words per chapter. If I don't, than I feel like the chapter shouldn't even be posted because it's too short.

I also can't update fanfics if I haven't watched/played that series in a while. Take FF12 and Kingdom Hearts for example. That's why alot of my fanfics are on hiatus. I should be returned to them if I start playing/watching again, but who knows when that'll be. Until than, i hope you enjoy the fanfics that DO have a continuation right now.

I dont know what else I'll be typing up, but keep a look out.

BETA READER: Manuel (Tony) Alavic_222:

He helps me with grammer and spelling. He's really good at it too.
Rei-chan(Sasuke'smykitty) is also my beta reader. Course, she takes her dear sweet time in doing it :3 meh i love her anyways.

FAVORITE PAIRINGS: Yaoi

NARUTO
Orochimaru x Kabuto
Sakon x Ukon
Sakon x Kidomaru
Kabuto x Sasuke (Only if Kabuto is Uke ~)
Hidan X Kakuzu
Itachi x Kisame
Gaara x Lee
Gaara x Kankurou
Gaara x Sasuke (I like this pairing, just would never type fanfic about it)
Sasori x Kabuto
Deidara x Kakuzu
Kimimaro X Sakon (Kimimaro is the seme)

DEATH NOTE
Raito x L
L x Near
Raito x Near
Raito x Mello
Raito x Ryuuk
Matt x Mello (Mello is deffinet seme)
Soichiro x Mello
Matsuda x Aizawa
L x Soichiro
Matt x Raito

Inuyasha
Sesshomaru x Koga
Ginta x Hakkaku (I think thats how his name is spelled)
Jakotsu x Bankotsu
Renkotsu x Suigetsu
Renkotsu x Ginkotsu
Renkotsu x Jakotsu
Juromaru x Naraku

Kingdom Hearts
Riku x Xemnas
Demyx x Axel
Demyx x Xigbar
Xigbar x Xaldin
Demyx x Luxord

Final Fantasy
Rufus Shinra x Reno
Rufus Shinra x Tseng
Rufus Shinra x Hojo
Rufus Shinra x Kadaj (rufus is my little uke)
Kadaj x Cloud
Yazoo x Loz
Loz x Kadaj
Vincent x Cid
Vincent x Loz
Reno x Tseng
Reno x Rude
Squall x Seifer
Squall x Zell
Zell x Seifer
Squall x Irvine
Tidus x Wakka
Tidus x Auron
Auron x Seymour
Jecht x Auron
Baralai x Gippal
Nooj x Gippal
Baltheir x Vaan
Baltheir x Basch
Basch x Vaan

Devil May Cry 1-4 (Not the Anime)
Dante x Vergil
Dante x Nero
Vergil x Arkham
Vergil x Jester

Shadow Hearts (or Koudelka as it was origenally called)
Yuri x Valentine
James x Edward (Yes even bishops are bad :D)

Galerians
Rion x Birdman
Birdman x Rainheart
Birdman x Parano
Parano x Ash
Parano x Spider
Parano x Rion
Ash x Rion
Rion x Pat
Ash x Pat

RESIDENT EVIL
Leon x Wesker
Leon x Chris Redfeild
Wesker x Chris Redfeild
Leon x Luis Sera
Jack x Leon
Jack x Wesker
Nemisis x Chris Redfeild
Tyrant x Chris Redfeild
Wesker x Tyrant
Wesker x Jack Krauser

SILENT HILL 1-4 (Not the movie and not yet 5 ~ til september)
Walter Sullivan x Henry
James x Pyramid Head
Pyramid Head x Father Vincent
Walter Sullivan x Father Vincent

TEKKEN 1-5 (havent played 5:ressurection or 6)
Lee x Bryan
Hwoarang x Steve
Bryan x Steve
Lee x Kazuya

Devil Kings
Talon x Scorpio
Frost x Talon
Frost x Scorpio
Devil king x Scorpio
Devil King x Talon

QUOTES:

Its the normals ones who let you down, but at least the weird ones are commited.

It's a mesmerizing liquid isn't it? The color, the boque, the form. When I was a kid, I used to wait for the snap of the rat trap, It would trickle out of the animals face and ooze just far enough to coagulate around the cheese... A poetic death. - Vandal Cleaver (Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines)

Great down to business, none of this "I don't drink blood" shit. - Vandal Cleaver (VMB)

Fine, if you don't want any, deny it, deny that you wouldn't put the luke warm bag to your lips and slup out the copper smelling sauce, like a swarm of Mosquitos on a Haemophiliacs back. - Vandal Cleaver (VMB)

Best Friend and Fiance on Fanfic.net:

You should really read there stuff. I'll post their greatest fics on here with thier names.

Sasuke'smykitty: Sweets - Death Note

Knightinvoidedarmor: Konoha High- Naruto

Is Homophobia wrong? Should it effect the way a person is treated in society? if you say yes, read this and think again about your answer.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Ninety five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, ReDeadphobia, TriggerHappy777, Miss Fangirl, Leontillybalambgirl, Kurissyma san Tybalt, Nowshin, Suicidal-Valentine-Rose, Jester of monochrome dreams

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1. What's more important, Mello? » reviews
Mello wants the Death Note for his own selfish reasons, therefore he is too blind to see what's really important. Will Mello choose the Death Note over his friend? Matt x Mello Read and Review please! Reviews make me update faster :3
Death Note - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 5-9-08
2. Angel Spit » reviews
Blood keeps disappearing from the blood bank, Trip's got new customers, and Phil's in a tight spot. New drama/Love unfolds as the Camarilla does it's own thing. Vandal X Phil and Vandal x Trip. Chapter 4 is up!
Vampire - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,649 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-12-08 - Published: 4-18-08
3. Clear Hearts Grey Flowers » reviews
Demyx is in love with Xigbar, but will Xigbar ever take any notice? Is it true that Xigbar loves Xaldin? Read to find out. Demyx X Xigbar
Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-9-08 - Published: 4-16-07
4. Sweet bug bones » reviews
Couldn't think of a title.Everything is happening so fast that Zack is about to overflow. Why is Hodgins so angry and why is Sweets there? ZackHodgins, ZackSweets. R and R please. ON HOLD!
Bones - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-1-07 - Published: 11-28-07
5. Circus Cannibals reviews
His eyes cute through shadows of pain with their beauty. But how hard will it be to cut through Kakuzu's heart? Kakuzu x Hidan Dumb summery good fanfic. R and R please.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-1-07 - Published: 10-1-07
6. Savior » reviews
A strange meeting is only the first thing to happen, but later on Kabuto finds himself seeing strange things, and theres only one person who can keep him alive. R and R please.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-19-07 - Published: 8-31-07
7. Even in death reviews
No summery Yet. Walter x Henry.
Silent Hill - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-4-07 - Published: 9-4-07
8. Horrible reviews
A Walter SullivanPyramid Head quick one shot. If you have a weak stomach... Turn away. Last warning
Complete - Silent Hill - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 8-13-07
9. Falling Again » reviews
After collapsing, Snake chooses to help the younger soldier in need. Ocelot x Snake. Yaoi in later chaps.
Metal Gear - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,280 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 8-2-07 - Published: 7-5-07
10. In League reviews
Reno's always in trouble at work and sent to the president's office. But, what happens when next time it's the Vice President's? Rufus x Reno Yaoi in further chapters
Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-20-07 - Published: 6-20-07
11. Take me wherever reviews
When Rufus suddenly shows up at at Cid's airship, cid's drunk, things begin to happen that neither expected. Yaoi in later chaopters
Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-24-07 - Published: 5-24-07
12. Living like a disaster » reviews
[change name of fic]Rufus Shinra is acting funny! Reno kisses the president! Rude thinks he's in love and Hojo's in jail! O.O Wow some drama, UN! Read to find out more!
Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-21-07 - Published: 3-29-07
13. Masochism reviews
Renkotsu x Suikotsu some jakotsu x bankotsu Suikotsu wants to know what turns renkotsu on, but Ren won't tell. How will Suikotsu get it out ot him?
Inuyasha - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-3-07 - Published: 5-3-07
14. The stalker reviews
Zell is lonely, seifer wants to be his company. [ dumb summery, give it a chance though.] Zell x Seifer
Final Fantasy VIII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-19-07 - Published: 4-19-07
15. How to express something you've never known reviews
Balthier x Vaan Balthier loves Vaan, and Fran knows, she tries to help Vaan understand, but will Vaan even consider it?
Final Fantasy XII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-12-07 - Published: 4-12-07
16. You really are insane » reviews
Gaara thinks that he isn't wanted by anyone so he tries to get rid of himself so he won't be such a burden. Okay some sakuraxgaara but this is not a romance fic!
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,259 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 4-10-07 - Published: 11-22-06
17. Return reviews
This is my first actual lemon so give it a shot please? Gaara x Yashamaru, hints of Kankuro x Kazekage. ONE SHOT!
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-29-07 - Published: 3-29-07
18. Teacher's Pet » reviews
Vincent's life isn't exactly perfert. One teacher wants to help. Will Vincent let him close enough to help in out? Read to find out. R and R please. First Vincid fic so be nice please :
Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-19-07 - Published: 1-4-07
19. Gaara's letter to his future self reviews
This is just a cute kankurogaara brothely love not incest kind of songfic. R and R. Also. this is my first songfic ever..so be gentle hehe.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-30-06 - Published: 12-30-06
20. My Scars » reviews
Arkham gets transfered to another school. He has scars all over the left side of his face and he is so paranoid that everyone is making fun of him. But one person treats him like a person. Also more. Read to find out more.
Devil May Cry - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-6-06 - Published: 10-30-06
21. We don't have to be enemies » reviews
Seifer X Zell Read to find out. I really suck at Summeries. This is my first ZXS so please be nice. R AND R please. gets on 8knees and begs8 please!
Final Fantasy VIII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-6-06 - Published: 10-31-06
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