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Author has written 39 stories for Harry Potter, Simpsons, Twilight, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Dark-Hunter series, and Pokemon. (Is currently redoing profile. Please leave a message after the beep.) My fav fav FAV websites: http://thaelixir.proboards49.com/index.cgi The best Harry Potter site EVER!! Please join! http://maraudmischeif.proboards51.com/index.cgi A great Harry Potter RPG! Please leave a review after reading a story of mine. Thanks! Fandoms I like: Harry Potter Twilight Yu-Gi-Oh Yu-Gi-Oh GX Tamora Pierce Pokemon Ships that I like: Harry/Draco Draco/Ginny Harry/Snape Draco/Hermione Draco/Bellatrix Lucius/Narcissa Edward/Bella Alice/Jasper Emily/Sam Jacob/Bella (sometimes) Jesse/Jadin Mia/Joey Zane/Jadin Kel/Jorgan Ships I dislike: Albus/Minerva Ron/Hermione Ron/anyone Anyone/OC's Just OC's in general If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Cullen, copy this into your profile. Because everyone seems to do this, I must put funny happenings in my everyday life: Me: The ankle bone is connected to the hand bone... Brianna: What?! Me: Sorry, me is not so good with the anatomy. Brianna: You is obviously not so good with yous English either. Me: Well, at least I don't call myself 'you'. Brianna: ... You make no sense. Me: I wonder if cows can fall onto the moon. Brianna: You know what? I'm just going to go along with the madness. Me: nods It is the safeist thing to do. (At Rita's Water Ice) Brianna: What if they created a pickle flavor? Me: Well, I don't like pickles so I wouldn't eat it. Brianna: What if someone dared you? Me: It would depend on what I get. Brianna: You get a venus fly trap. Me: ... (in Chorus) Me: Hey Julie look! We're supposed to sing this song Majestically! Julie: Yeah? Me: Yeah! You know what that means! Julie: Um... No. What does that mean? Me: That means we have to put our hands on our hips and stick our chests out! (in Chorus again) Me: Julie look! There is a little man on the back of this book. Julie: Yeah, look at that. Me: I love him. Julie: You just met him. Me: Yes, but you see, it was love at first site. Plus, he has a circle head. (on the bus) Me: I'm going to move to Canada. Olivia: You need to learn French then. Lyndsey: They speak French in Canada? Me: Yeah and English too. Olivia: What did you think they spoke? Lyndsey: Canadian. Julie: Alissa? What religion are you? Alissa: I don't know, I'll think on it. a few weeks later Alissa: Well, I'm Christian but I'm more Catholic. Julie: Oh, I'm German. Me: stares Julie, that's a nationality. (on the bus) Lyndsey falls twice Me (to Olivia): Isn't she so graceful? She should be a ballerina. Lyndsey: Cool! Then I could walk the tightrope! Olivia and I laugh for 5 minutes straight Me: Lyndsey, ballerina's don't walk the tightrope. Lyndsey: Oh... we'll at least I get to wear a tutu. I like to feel the wind. Olivia: Ok, that's just creepy. (On Vacation in Canada) Me: had just fallen asleep Mom: Heather! Heather wake up! Wake up and smell the paper! Me: I don't smell anything. Mom: Oh... me must have passed it. Go back to sleep. (We had passed a paper factory, which really smells) Elizabeth: Heather, your friends. Can we all see them or just you? Heather: Of course you can see them! I'm staring at the three of you right now! Elizabeth and Kaylie: ... Kaylie: There's only 2 of us Heather. Heather: Right... Alyssa on Scooby-Doo: Alyssa: I don't care who the monster is. I don't care why he did it. All I wanna know is, WHY IS THIS FREAKIN' DOG TALKING TO ME?! Alyssa on video camera: Me: And here we have Alyssa... (Alyssa swoops in) Alyssa: Don't you freakin' look at me!! (Random at Lunch): Alyssa: When I grow up, I wanna be a baby. Me: When I grow up, I wanna get old. Alyssa: When I grow up, I wanna die! Me: When I grow up, I wanna be a matador. Alyssa: WTF? Alyssa: Does... On our milk carton, does it say you can get a free virtual cowbell? Mark: Why yeah, yes it does. Alyssa: Sweet. More cowbell!! Caitlin: What are we doing in gym today? Richard: I suspect running and athletic activities. Me: How does he do it?! (paint murals) Alyssa: Wow! This orange is like... orange! (Social Studies) Julie: Answer this question: Robert Fulton invented the Tom Thumb, which was a steam locomotive. Me: That... wasn't a question. Julie: What does this say? Me: Looks like trillion 309. Julie: Wait, it says 'cut travel time'. Never mind! (Rock, Paper, Scissors) Mark, Richard and Alyssa: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot! Mark and Richard use scissors, Alyssa uses paper. Alyssa: You know what, screw this! I use Jesus! Richard: Well, I use Cheez-Its! Alyssa: Dammit, Cheez-Its always beat Jesus! (at church) Emily: Cool, the play is 'Elijah'. Me: I wanna be Jesus! Michaela: Elijah is in the old testament. Jesus wasn't born yet. Me: I knew that. Alyssa (playing Snape): Don't worry Harry, it's just my wand. Me: That's poking you, in the bun! Alyssa and Me: The right One! Me: Why do people make scented markers anyway? Oh yeah, cause kids nowadays need another way to get high. I can see it now... ahhhh, blueberry. I'm getting high, but it's alright! It smells like oranges. Brianna: I thought it was blueberry. Me: Shut up. Melissa: It's said 'thime' not 'time'. Caitlin: Let's go ask the old hag. Melissa: Is the herb thyme said 'time' or 'thime'? Old Hag: I think it's said 'time'. Melissa: Damn. Let's go ask the principal. Caitlin: Is the herb thyme said 'time' or 'thime'? Principal: I think it's 'time'. Melissa: No!! It's said 'thime'! Principal: Let me check a dictionary. Yeah, it's 'time'. Mark: Oh! You just got dissed by an old hag, the principal and the English language! Me: I think the German one too, because they don't have the 'th' sound. Mark: Haha! (Drama) Faye's trying to get it the room, Kyle jumps up. Kyle: Don't everyone jump. Me: You did. Brianna: Heather's talking smack! You go girl! Caitlyn: Julie smells good. Brianna, Kaitlyn and me: She does. Julie: Eh... (looks scared) Me: Does her hair smell different? Caitlyn: Yes. Like ocean. Everyone: Huh. Julie: I don't know you people. Everyone sings: The sun will come out tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar that the sun will come out tomorrow. Richard: Well actually, since by the time it's tomorrow, it's today, tomorrow lives in perpetual darkness. Melissa: Spoilsport. (Church) Kevin: What if God had a baby? Me: That would be Jesus. (im) Dee: It's only yaoi if it's sexy japanese art! Otherwise it's just dirty slash. Everyone, please be patient with me if I don't update all of my stories as soon as I should. Sometimes I get writer's block, other times I have a pressing need to write another story and also I DO HAVE A LIFE! So please, just be patient. Thank you. (Beep!) | |||||||||||||
1. Devil's Twilight » reviewsThis is a cross between the Dark-Hunter series and the Twilight series. Nick and Bella are twins. Renee leaves with them when they are about a year old. They go to New Orleans where they live for 16 years until Bella goes to live with Charlie. Chap. 5 up!Dark-Hunter series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 12-9-082. Just Like Her Mother reviewsLittle Alethea Malfoy just had a bad dream. All her father wants to do is sleep but- just like her mother- Alethea hates to be ignored. Fire and Ice Draco/Ginny shipping. Don't like, don't read.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-14-09 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete3. The Ash We've never Known » reviewsI'm just picking on Ash in these chapters. Hope you like them!Dark-Hunter series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 5-18-09 - Published: 10-12-084. Far Away reviewsThe story of Ron's lost love. Songfic. Far away by NickelbackHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-24-09 - Ron W. & OC - Complete5. Stupid Harry Potter Stories » reviewsRandom things happen to Harry, Voldie and everyone else! Harry gets a gun, Voldies in da House! and a Harry Potter song! R&R Please People! It really is funny! Chappie 26 is up!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 29 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 117 - Updated: 2-24-09 - Published: 9-17-06 - Harry P.6. Mission of the Heart reviewsBased on Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Alima OC/Keith/IsaacPokemon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-5-097. Never Gamble With the Cullens » reviewsThe Cullens are mad! But you knew that. Crazy happenings will result!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,942 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 1-5-09 - Published: 4-3-078. You reviewsA poem. I don't know who would do it, but I hope you like it! R&R please!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-24-08 - Complete9. All In A Day At the Cullens reviewsBella has a 'sleepover' with Alice. When she wakes up, she realizes just what the Cullen's house is really like.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-24-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete10. I Heard You reviewsAn early encounter between Bella and Edward. Just came to me one day. I hope you like it!Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-18-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete11. Can't Help But Wait reviewsA sort of Draco/Ginny story, but has Harry/Ginny in it too. Songfic with Can't Help But Wait by Trey Songz. Standing outside in the cold, Draco stares at the site in front of him. Her long red hair is beautiful in the winter sunlight. She’s talkinHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-6-08 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete12. Courting Cedrella reviewsAlbus Severus Potter is depressed. It's the Halloween Ball and Albus has his eye on just one girl. Ms. Cedrella Malfoy, Scorpius's little sister. But what will he do to get her to go to the Holiday Ball with him? Read and Review to find out!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-10-07 - Albus S. P. & OC - Complete13. Mind, Body and Soul reviewsDue to a Potions accident, James Potter and Lily Evans switch bodies! Why did this happen and how soon until they can get back to their own bodies? Can they learn to understand each other better? Read and Review to find out!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-10-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P.14. 101 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts » reviews101 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts anymore! Some are funny, some are... let's go with weird, shall we? Chapter 2 up!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 11-23-07 - Published: 11-20-07 - Complete15. Harry Potter meets the Simpsons and Spider Pig! reviewsHarry potter world meets Bart, homer, Marge, Lisa again AND they meet HarryPlopperSpiderpig, Moe, Mr. Burns, Krusty, and Smitters' Written by DRACOZELDA!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-14-07 - Harry P. - Complete16. The Thing I have Become reviewsThis is a songfic, using Release the Demons by Godsmack. Writen for the Songfic contest on The Hideaway. SCARY! You have been warned! Well, I think it's scary....Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-20-07 - Harry P. & OC - Complete17. And a Letter from Home reviewsIt's letters from Jaden and his sister. Jaden has a problem and Jen just might know how to help. Yes, Jen is an OC. No, she is not a Mary Sue. Sheesh! This does have a pairing in it! Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters you see here.Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-30-07 - Jūdai Y. - Complete18. The Exotica Chronicles » reviewsJennifer Marie Exotica, Jinx Rose, Nyx Rand... these are the Exotica sisters. Born to a vampire queen, but mortal, they are now going to Hogwarts just in time for Harry Potter's 7th year. But along with the good comes the bad. AU! Set after OotP.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-27-07 - Published: 9-25-07 - OC19. Wishing on a Star reviewsDramione. Set during DH. Draco wishes on a star Hermione would come back to him.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-16-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete20. Frogs down Snape's Pants reviewsHarry and Draco put frogs down Snape's pants! Sure to be hilarious. Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-8-07 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete21. Good Golly Miss Molly reviewsA five year old Ginny gets a doll for her birthday.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-11-07 - Ginny W. & OC - Complete22. Snape's Madness reviewsSnape's thoughts on everything on crazy day in Potions!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-10-07 - Severus S. - Complete23. Finally Had Enough reviewsHermione's being abuse. But by who? Songfic!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-25-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G.24. Romantic's Kiss reviewsHermione enters a Romance writers contest.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-22-07 - Hermione G. & OC - Complete25. Death on the Battlefield reviewsTomGinny. It's what the title saysHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-22-07 - Tom R. Jr. & Ginny W. - Complete26. Dear My Love reviewsDramione. Songfic. Hermione follows Draco.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-21-07 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete27. Dancing with the Devil reviewsHGSSHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-21-07 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete28. Easter Miracles reviewsSSHG Easter is a time for miracles and this is no exception. Fluffy!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-18-07 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete29. Concrete Angel reviewsThe story of Alice and how she became a vampire.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-26-07 - Complete30. On The Backseat of a Greyhound Bus reviewsGinny has Harry's baby. CONTAINS ADULT SEINES! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-12-07 - Ginny W. & Harry P.31. How We Knew Hermione Was a Witch reviewsHermione gets a puppy! How we knew Hermione was a witch.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-17-07 - Hermione G. - Complete32. One Red Rose reviewsHarry PansyHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-14-07 - Pansy P. & Harry P. - Complete33. Fighter reviewsPoem Snape to HermioneHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-6-07 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete34. My Wish reviewsJake's Wish for Bella.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-29-07 - Complete35. My Sharpest Lives reviewsEdward left Bella two weeks ago. She needs comfort. What music will she listen too? Songfic. The Sharpest Lives by My Chemical Romance.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-22-07 - Complete36. Interviews with anybody related to Harry Potter » reviewsThese are interviews I made up awhile ago. Hope you enjoy! First interview with Harry Potter!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 12-17-06 - Published: 9-24-06 - OC - Complete37. The Simpsons meet Harry Potter 3 reviewsThis is the last in The Simpsons meet Harry Potter trilogy. Yay me!Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-12-06 - Complete38. The Simpsons meet Harry Potter 2 reviewsThis is a sequel to The Simpsons meet Harry Potter. If you didn't read that story, then read this one.Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-14-06 - Complete39. The Simpsons meet Harry Potter reviewsComplete and utter nonsense, READ IT!Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-28-06 - Complete
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