"Beware, for this wind speaks of things, brought by raven's call, nightfall, and the Morrigan's wings!"

I have been around here for a bit longer since I wrote the rest of the profile, and I have changed quite a bit for the better, I think. So come on in. I may not be the best of writers, but I can appreciate quality work.

Morrigan was the Celtic goddess of war, and what came after. I claim no title of it, or any such arrogance. I am only human, nothing to do with any gods at all. I merely like the name.

Quotes:

"When life gives you lemons, make apricot juice and let the world wonder how you did it."

"When life gives you lemons, hand them back and say 'make your own damn lemonade'."

"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do insult them you are a mile away, and you have their shoes."

"Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator."

"Caffeine first, saving the world later." -Young Wizards T-Shirt.

"Studies show that one out of every four Americans posses some sort of mental illness. Think of three of your best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Anonymous.

"Not to be used for the other use."-Japanese food processor.

"I really don't think I want to know what 'the other use' is."-My friend on above quote.

"No man can be a pure specialist without being, in a strict sense, an idiot."-George Bernard Shaw.

"Res ipsa loquitar." - Latin phrase, translated as 'the thing speaks for itself'.

"Only two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not too sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein.

"That poor man. He's completly unspoiled by failure." - Coward, on an anonymous playwright.

"I have lost my mind. I have not lost my ability to think. I have worlds to offer. But not to you." - A paraphrase of a small speech by Noel Collins, 'Failure to Communicate' interlude in 'Wings of the Eagles', one of the greatest fanfictions to ever grace creation.