
Wow...it's been ages since I updated this thing, so I guess I should do that now. I guess first thing's first. My name's Jennie. I'm 21, and I'm probably one of the biggest wrestling fans you'll ever meet. Been watching for almost 19 years now. Saw my first live show when I was 3 years old.
Favorite wrestlers:
1) John Cena - I am a loyal Chain Gang member - down since day 1! Whether you love him or hate him, he obviously does his job. The man is a machine and he has a work ethic to be admired. Greatest Cena moment ever: The Great Debate with JBL!
2) Randy Orton - It's nice to see him walk into WrestleMania 24 as the champion. He's definitely paid his dues. I am incredibly proud to be witnessing the "Age of Orton". Greatest Orton moment: Jumping out of the Evolution cake the night after losing to Hunter at Unforgiven.
3) Shelton Benjamin - Great all-around wrestler. He is absolutely amazing, but the bleached blond has got to go. Greatest Shelton Moment: Telling Y2J he could take his fist and produce more hits than the last Fozzy album. That was too good.
4) Bobby "The Brain" Heenan - one of the funniest men in wrestling history. It will be a sad day when we lose "The Brain". Greatest Heenan Moment: His Hall of Fame induction ("Last call at the bar!")
5) "Rowdy" Roddy Piper - see Bobby Heenan. I see a lot of Piper in Y2J. Greatest Piper moment: Face to Face with Stone Cold at WrestleMania 21. I can't believe he btch slapped the Rattlesnake!
6) Kurt Angle - has to be 2001 total dork Kurt Angle, not "I got a fetish for Sharmell" Angle. Favorite Angle moment: Kidnapping Austin and pushing him into the wading pool (2001)
7) Chris Jericho - I am so ecstatic that the man is back! I missed him so much! Best Y2J moment: Airing the Before and After photos of Stephanie's implants!
8) Eddie Guerrero - one of the greats. He left us too soon! Greatest Eddie moment: Auctioning off Kurt Angle's GM Stuff...Oh, and any time he came out in those cars...(drowns in saliva)
9) Rey Mysterio - I love luchadors! Best Rey moment: Rey Mysterio vs. Akio, SmackDown 2003. Amazing match.
10) JBL - for anyone who doesn't understand, see my favorite JBL moment: the night he was shot with the tranqualizer dart on SmackDown!
11) Christian - I admit, I'm a peep. I try to catch him in TNA, but I miss him in WWE. Best Christian Moment: Trying to battle rap John Cena at the Royal Rumble and getting served. Good rhyme though. Oh, and having to dress up as a superhero to wrestle Shelton Benjamin.
12) The Rock - Funny as hell. I wish he didn't leave for acting...Todd Grisham was so right; he will always be the Rock to us great fans. Greatest Rock moment: Singing a duet with Stone Cold Steve Austin on Raw then Rock Bottoming him. ("Wasting away again in Margaritaville!" LMAO)
13 and 14) DX - I know it's a faction, but Triple H and HBK work really well together. Greatest Triple H Moment: Invading WCW Headquarters with the original DX. Favorite HBK Moment: Disguising himself as a cameraman just so he could whale on Kurt Angle. That was too good!
15) Ric Flair - Whoooo! What's not to love about this guy? His interviews are incredible. When he retired, it was truly the end of an era. It definitely broke my heart. Favorite Flair Moment: When he played all nice to Orton (Batista fell for this too) and just hauled off and nailed him one in the...Ortons...You can't trust the Dirtiest Player in the Game, people!
16) Undertaker - The Legend, the Phenom, Big Evil - love this man. Greatest Undertaker Moment: Royal Rumble 2006 when he brought thunder down around Angle and the ring collapsed. There's a lot of great Taker moments, but anytime he uses the theatrics, it stands out.
17) Mr. Kennedy:I am huge on Mr. Kennedy. I have a huge thing for the big mouths in wrestling. And the classic microphone coming down from the ring is awesome. Favorite Kennedy moment: When he went to catch the microphone one night. It bounced off his hand and moved around the ring, making him have to catch it. When he finally got it, he was silent for a minute or two before informing everyone "I meant to do that."
18) AJ Styles: I have no idea why I haven't added any TNA guys (aside from Captain Charisma) on here. AJ has always been one of my favorites. The man truly is phenomenal. Favorite Styles moments: When he took Karen Angle out for their "honeymoon". It was really cute.
19) Samoa Joe: Bona fide Badass! I love this guy. My fave moments are whenever he's kicking ass and taking names. I'm happy to see him with the TNA Championship.
20) Shane McMahon: I don't care if he was born into the industry; no human being takes drops as high as Shane does because he hates the business. I think he's awesome. Favorite Shane O'Mac moment: Going to church with his father to find God for their "tag" match with HBK.
21) Kane: More sadistic than the Undertaker, but he rocks just as much. Favorite Kane moment: Attaching jumper cables to Shane O's testicles and to a car battery. I was laughing so hard.
Least favorite superstars
1) Booker T/King Booker/whatever the hell his name is - Nobody likes you! Shut up!
2) Hulk Hogan - overrated
3) Snitsky- The last time he got whistled at was before a train hit him. He worked pretty well with Kane though in 2004. Violent feud.
4) Chuck Palumbo: Sorry...I'm a long-term fan, which means I have a long term memory. How the hell am I supposed to forget he was a member of Billy and Chuck?
5) The Great Khali: The proof that just because you're a giant doesn't mean that you can wrestle. Now that Big Show is back, we can get rid of this guy already.
6) Batista I was a huge fan of his until quite recently. He just rubs me the wrong way right now. Although...he is the hottest grandfather I've ever seen.
7) Ultimate Warrior: Total douchebag. What makes it so sad is that he was my childhood hero.
8) Edge: I don't hate him because of what happened with Lita. Frankly, as a fan, I don't care all that much about their personal lives. But I'm not really into where his career has gone since Edge and Christian split up.
Favorite WWE Divas
1) Trish Stratus - I miss her dearly. Favorite Trish Moment: When she got so mad at Lita for calling her a "no talent slut", that she wound up kissing Carlito!
2) Mickie James - One of the few Divas left with any real talent. Favorite Mickie Moment: Defeating Beth Phoenix for her fourth women's championship.
3) Lilian Garcia - What a voice! Favorite Lilian moment: When she won the Evening Gown/Tuxedo match against the Fink (Nothing funnier than a man making blonde jokes and having three blondes triple team his @#)
4) Maria - She's growing on me; I hate to admit it, but she is. She's a cutie with all that ditziness. I would have much preferred the comic segments backstage though. Favorite Maria moment: When Cena had to cheer her up when Chavo Guerrero called her stupid, and he had to urge her to "show her assets" (aka chest), and keep her weaknesses hidden (stay quiet). He's too funny with her.
5) Victoria - She is one tough lady. The stupidest thing WWE could have done was send her to SmackDown and away from the Women's Division. Favorite Victoria moment: Shaving Molly's head at WrestleMania XX.
6) Torrie Wilson - I've been following her since WCW, and she has gotten so much better in-ring. Favorite Torrie moment: When she depantsed Vince McMahon and set it up so he got caught by Linda. Nothing funnier than McMahon flopping around like a fish in his underwear! (Nothing more disturbing either...)
7) Beth Phoenix: What's not to love about her? She is a crazy woman! Favorite Beth Phoenix Moment: Any match she's in. She just dominates.
8) Melina: She truly is the perfect heel Diva. I don't think Stephanie McMahon has a thing on her. She's an incredible bitch, excuse the language. Favorite Melina moment: Defeating Ashley at WrestleMania 23.
9) Natalya Neidhart: It's too soon to tell with her, but you're not a third generation female wrestler for a reason. I think she's going to be a force on SmackDown.
Least favorite Divas
1) Queen Sharmell - I hated her the instant they brought her in. Booker must be so proud to get wifey to fight his battles for him
2) Candice Michelle - I used to believe she was useless. But there's still something about her that irritates me...
3) Ashley Massaro: She's annoying because she's always injured, and she's kind of dirty looking.
4) Jillian Hall - I love her in-ring stuff, but please: SHUT UP!
5) Kelly Kelly: I think she's useless. A lot of people argue this with me, but I'll bet the only reason she gets as much TV time as she does is because there's only two other women on ECW.
Special mention goes to the Diva Search. Most of the women coming from there are completely useless. Instead of focusing on bringing in useless women, scour the talent in the developmental territories and bring in women who know what they're doing.
Favorite bands
Sevendust - greatest band ever! If you've never heard of them, check them out. Best songs include "Xmas Day", "Pieces", "Live Again", "Praise", "My Ruin", "Licking Cream", "Feed", and "Rain."
DMX - Best songs include "Right/Wrong", "A Minute for Your Son", "Get It On The Floor", "Ruff Ryder's Anthem", "Dog and a Fox" (with Foxy Brown)
Seether - Best songs include "Driven Under", "Out of My Way", "Remedy" and "Fine Again"
12 Stones - Great songs include "Fade Away" and "Stay"
Drowning Pool - it has to be with the original lead (the one who sang "Bodies") Best songs are "Bodies" and "Tear Away"
Saliva - I love Josey Scott's voice. Best songs include "Survival of the Sickest", "Razor's Edge", "2 Steps Back", "Open My Eyes", "Superstar" , "Click Click Boom" and "Bleed For Me".
Trust Company - Best songs are "Downfall", "Falling Apart" and "Slipping Away"
John Cena & Tha Trademarc (I had to buy 2 copies of the album cause I wore one copy out). Best songs are "Untouchables", "Keep Frontin'", "What Now", "Summer Flings", "If It All Ended Tomorrow", "The Time Is Now", "Running Game"
Papa Roach - Best songs are "Between Angels and Insects", "She Loves Me Not", "Getting Away With Murder" and "To Be Loved"
Linkin Park - My favorite song by these guys are "Points of Authority". But best songs also include "In The End", "Lying From You", "Figure 0.9", "With You"
Tenacious D: I love this band! They are the best band. Period! Their awesomest songs are "The Metal", "Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)", "Master Exploder", "Classico", "Tribute" and "Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass)"
Least favorite bands
Nickelback: It takes talent to release five bands with the same sound. I thought musicians were supposed to evolve with each album?
Celine Dion: As a Canadian, sorry guys.
Simple Plan: The lead singer sounds so whiny
Ashlee Simpson
Avril Lavigne - As a Canadian, again, I'm sorry guys
Favorite movies:
The Rundown - The Rock's best movie without question
A Nightmare on Elm Street 1, 3, 5, 7
Reservoir Dogs - I like Quentin Tarantino's films
Chicago - Great movie. Who knew they were all so talented?
Blade: Trinity - Ryan Reynolds stole the show
BASEketball - Sometimes stupid humor is awesome
The Self-Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior - Raised some valid points. He was my childhood hero.
Grindhouse: The movie is a masterpiece. I preferred Death Proof though.
Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny: I love Jack Black.
Kill Bill vol. 1 and 2 :Movies with ass kicking females rock hard
Pulp Fiction: It's a classic. If you guys haven't seen it, give it a look.