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since: 09-09-06, id: 1131113, Profile Updated: 08-09-09
country: United States
Author has written 8 stories for Chrno Crusade, D N Angel, Legend of Zelda, Saiyuki, Ouran High School Host Club, and D.Gray-Man.

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I'm the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I'm a lesbian.
I'm the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I'm the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents that buried her daughter long before her time.
I'm the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I'm the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I ever had, I wish they could adopt me.
I'm one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will be able to walk again.
I'm not one of the lucky ones, I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I'm the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I'm the mother who is not allowed to even visit the child I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says that I'm a unfit mother because I live with another woman now.
I'm the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out that my abusive partner is also a woman.
I'm the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I'm a male.
I'm the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I'm the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I'm the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized that I was transsexual.
I'm the person feeling guilty because I think I can be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with the society hating me.
I'm the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.
I'm the person who has to hide what this world needs the most, Love.
I'm the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you also think that homophobia is wrong then Please Re-Post this on your profile.

~xXx~Do your part to end it~xXx~ DO YOUR PART ASSHOLE. Even those of you who aren't homophobic, but don't do anything, SHAME ON YOU. IF YOU ARE HOMOPHOBIC THEN YOU BETTER JUST LEAVE MY PROFILE!! FLAME ME AND DDDDDDIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!

Fav. color:

blue, white, purple, red, black, gold, silver, orange, and green.

A few Fave animes:

Junjou Romantica

DNAngel

Chrono Crusade

Full Metal Alchemist

OURAN HSHC

Final Fantasy VII

Chobits

Hellsing

InuYasha

YuGiOh!

Trinity Blood

Saiyuki

Black Cat

Loki Ragnarok

Naruto (O.o I was a reaaallll narutard back in he day...)

Fave Movies: Some scary movies and Most anime movies. I think thats it... OH Spirit!! I lurrve that movie!! (lurrve is not my word)

Most Fave Candies: Charleston Chews, Crunch, Skittles, Starburst

Most Fave Drinks: Blue Demon, Amp, Sobe Adrenaline, Sobe No Fear, Chammomile Tea, All Monster except the orange one, Kronik, Blue Koolaid, COFFEE!!

Most fave...ummm...ANIMALS!: cats (all in the cat family), most mythical creatures, wow really descriptive...

Fave music: Metal of all kinds, some classical, little R&B, rock, Cultural, ummmm... huh...

OMG i get sooo bored soo easily, but the only thing that keeps me from that is the great stories i love to read!! if i get bored i WILL hurt myself or do something that sends me to the crazy house ( which i escape from)

i also love animal crackers...mmmmm...crackers... SKITTLES!!

wellll i dunno bout u peeps but I LOVE DDR!! if you cant tell already im pretty strange and Random...thats me i guess!!... well if yah really wanna kno me go to my msn!! dorky_kitty_cat@hotmail.com

I do have things i dislike but, really, who wants to hear me complain? NO ONE!

I am not really a religious person... I think buddism and the Gaia religion but I want to start my own religion!! WOO!! to know about it you must become a member first... Go see THE APOSTLES OF HELL on myspace!

My comp has issues right now and towards the end of summer i might get my own that means i can write WHENEVER I WANT W/ NO ONE TO WATCH ME WRITE AND FIND OUT WAT HAPPENS NEXT TILL I HAVE UPDATED!! i live with my parents still i am 17 years old (going on 18 in sept of this year of '09) and it would be wierd if i wrote my "rated M" scenes with them watching... it would be VERRRYYYY akward... Same with my GRANDPARENTS. they hover over me!! MEEHHHH!! God i might just get out of school (drop out) and probably try out this one site that has classes I wanna take!! Plus i think i could learn just from books from this point on... I AM SORRY IF I DO NOT UPDATE OR IF MY STORIES SUCK (grammar, words, sentences and such) OR IF I CANT MAKE RICE RIGHT!! i know that my humor is not all that funny... Anywhooooo...

Ive had 5 people i love die and another one close to memight die soon too. I hate how the world is an unforgiving shit holethat takes pleasure in burning and tearing up her toys.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Too much of a good thing...

I was born on the day of Xigbar and Xaldin

In the month of Marluxia .

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Xigbar.

And I am Demyx + Saix years old. You could also say that I'm Axel + Zexion + Xigbar years old.

My favorite number is XigbarXaldin.

But my lucky number is XigbarXaldin.

If you get it, put your own on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something everyone became scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend are insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.mo.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Tristen1497,crimson.tears.i.shed, EowynsPen, ilovewriting23, Cherry Maiden

If you think being unique is cooler then being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you think Sasuke should have the nickname, "Chicken Butt Hair Dude" Copy this into your profile

Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict...nah, you can do it later.

Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that clearly said PULL, copy this into your profile.

If you think those damn spoiled kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are aware so many people these days pretend to be something they're not, copy this into your profile.

If you would dump your boyfriend/girlfriend upon learning they are racist, copy this into your profile.

If you think it is weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile.

If you secretly wish you could be a vampire and go around scaring people half to death, copy this into your profile.

If you could care less what you are wearing as long as it is comfortable, copy this into your profile.

If you are ok with death and have ever had a conversation about your chosen way to die, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something only to have your friend say 'well... that was random,' copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're conviced Sasuke is gay and emo, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If You are Crazy and you know you are copy this and Paste it to your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've actually tried to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, DrownMySoul, red-headed psychopaths wanted, No Heart To Follow, Puddingcup, Kit-Kat Punk-lover, mello rox my sox, EowynsPen, ilovewriting23, Cherry Maiden

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are a slight and/or complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile.

If you fake happy for your friends, when your actually sad, and you smile so you can make them happy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have asked stupid questions to your friends/teacher/parents and they just look at you like 'WTF?' copy and paste this into your profile

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you think Nate "Near" River should die copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the poor leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a yaoi fangirl and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you're fully aware that you're an arrogant bitch and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read muliple books at the same time copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Kidzbop sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile

If you think High School Musical was a crappy movie, copy this and paste it in your profile

If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) And proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (except I'm not crazy, I'm INSANE!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the toucans should just screw the goddamned 'fruity treasure' and go home, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten high on sugar, copy and paste on your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Pinkpelt, Lolita of the Damned, Colonel Bastard,Elena21,Cherry Maiden,

If you've ever walked into a window, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't believe in copying and pasting, please don't copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can spout a random Full Metal Alchemist character (any character) quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Rock Paper Scissors solves everything, then put this in your profile!

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a crush on somebody, but you are afraid to say anything about it, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Don't worry, your secret is safe! (Colonel Bastard,Cherry Maiden, )

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

~98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile~

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your head off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, Icedragon012990, Night's Fang, StrawberryXThief, Ice Moon Hime, Seengot,elena21,Cherry Maiden,

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

If you think you've copied and pasted something twice but dunt wanna go looking COPY AND PASTE to yur profile

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

Trying is the first step toward failure

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

This isn't just goodbye, this is I can't stand you.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?...

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)(may contain swearing)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, mysticdesertrose, SuspendedSilverWing, ilovewriting23, Cherry Maiden

I find this to be infruiating and amusing:

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets, because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage is allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears's 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Repost this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

Ok here are a few stories of mine!! i have mannyy more to post which are in my journal! PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ READ AND REVIEW THEM!! SEE YA AND ENJOY!!

SORRY ABOUT MY DELETED STORIES! Im not really doing anything with them so ill delete them but i MAY reopen and post them! ONLY BETTER!! so im sorry fans! or reviewers!! SUMIMASEN!!

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1. Of Pets and Dolls » reviews
Continuing sir authoress's work! Hope you enjoy! My name is Allen Walker, I’m a Pet and I’m in love with a Doll. AU, Slash, AllenKanda.was T till i looked it over again...O.O
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-1-09 - Allen & Kanda
2. Attracting Gods » reviews
Link is in a world of pain and must some how get over it. Can the help of a once Deity help him through it all? YAOI YAOI YAOI! FeirceDeityxLink Fic! You HAVE been warned! LEMON NOW!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,778 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-7-09 - Published: 3-20-09 - Fierce D. & Link
3. What are boys made out of? reviews
What ARE boys made out of? Kyoya answers his daughters question. TamaKyo shonen-ai
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-26-09 - Tamaki S. & Kyōya O. - Complete
4. Angel of Mine reviews
Krad and Dark. Dark and Krad. Yaoi and shonenai insured with these two. UKE KRAD Rating may change! mpreg warning
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-20-09 - Dark M. & Krad
5. Crack? I think not! Maybe
Crack-ish! Sanzo is doing wat? Hakkai is doing WHO? Goku Did WHAT! Gojyo DIDN'T get laid? WTF! plz read and review!
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Published: 5-12-09
6. Light is Dark and Dark is Light reviews
Ok so heresthe deal: This is now a KradDark fic! sorry to previous readers. Krad is uke! yay! Later lemons!
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-5-08 - Published: 4-18-08 - Dark M. & Krad
7. Can you show me? » reviews
OK so Rosette is new and the hottest and most popular guy, Chrno, has to show her around im not to good with summaries. this is my first hope you like it! RxC
Chrno Crusade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 2-4-08 - Published: 2-7-07
8. Chrno wants a little bit of Candy » reviews
Rated T for wat may happen...might change it...read it to find out WTF is going on here!
Chrno Crusade - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-10-07 - Published: 6-18-07
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