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since: 09-09-06, id: 1131238, Profile Updated: 12-13-08
country: Australia
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Author has written 14 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Kirby, and Legend of Zelda.

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Hey, everybody! I'm Gooey, the very gooey blob of gooful gooeyness. For those who are absolute Kirby fans, no, I didn't get my name from that very gooey blob of gooful gooeyness. I live in Australia, or as I call it, platypus land. But all you come here for are the kangaroos! I mean, um... I have a fanfiction.net account. Yeah, you didn't notice that.

OR ALTERNATIVELY

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant and vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Recent Important Stuff

No more hiatus... not that you care.

I'm bored, so I am going to put a test on how smart you are:
1. Did you know gullibleness is a word?
2. Does Vitamin C make you hallucinate?
3. Is it possible to breathe in too much air?
4. Is 'The Polar Express' the best movie ever?
5. True or false? GLOBAL WARMING IS A MYTH!
6. Why did the chicken cross the road?
7. Did teachers use sugar cane to hit kids in the old days?
8. Why are you taking this quiz?
9. Are you human?
10. What is 0 divided by 0?

The answers are at the end of the page!

Original Characters
ZOMG I have original characters?
The answer is yes, I do have some. (One at the moment, actually.)
I also have original Kirby monsters, but that would take too much time.
Anyway, the character(s):

Scythe
Gender: Male. (The only time I'd use a woman in a story is if they're psychotic, or evil.)
Height: Kirby's size.
Weight: All I'm giving you is he's not fat.
Likes: Fighting, stealth, doing stuff for the use of good.
Dislikes: Evil, those who hate good, the people that are on the dark side, etc.
Description: A Ninja monster thingy that used to work for Dark Matter. Now on the good side.
Appearence: Ninja suit, dark blue skin, has katana, daggers and shurikens. Has freaky eyes. And heck, who cares about his eye's colour.

Fics he's in: Darkness Unleashed.

And for the record:
Acro spelled backwards is Orca
Nemo spelled backwards is Omen
And rearranging the letters of Santa can give you Satan

The world will be ruled by bunnies if we don't act fast. Use the power of the triforce and play The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess to save the world from evelutionary evelution, with dandruff making shampoo as a topping for your pizzas each night you have a pizza in the name of Calvin and Hobbes fics which are terribly terrible or make a sandwich of flamed Harry Potter stories, being a nerd with glasses, and I should really end this sentece but I can't because I am too leet for the evil of Doctor Phil, whose name is really Daffy Duck, because D is for daffy, and P is for duck, and I know I'm a bad speller and you don't have to point that out in the manor of the very way of the samurai, which would cut your head off with a sword if he doesn't get his teriyaki fried chicken with peanut butter, and speaking of peanut butter, I hate peanut butter, so copy this into your profile if you want to save the world from the reign of the bunnies, and no, bunnies don't rain, but my grammar is so bad that me no want cookie for breakfast, and I wouldn't have cookies for breakfast because I have a healthy breakfast, consisting of sugar, salt, jelly, chocolate, candy, and the presence of many new ants in the world who have eaten our breakfast, making Dr. Weirdlove the worst fic ever, and if you want more information, go to hoogiman's profile to see the non-working links of doom, and no, there aren't multiple Links, it's just that Zelda is gelus of mie riteing skilll.

1. NO. Some people say yes; it is saddening.
2. Nope, unless you hallucinate anyway.
3. No. Actually, yes. If you pump in heaps of air into your lungs, but then that's not breathing, is it?
4. IT IS THE WORST EVER!
5. True. If you're a rebellious scientist.
6. Beats me, Fred.
7. No, they used Maltesers.
8. Because you have nothing better to do.
9. Humans are Roger Rabbit clones.
10. Infinite times.

Scoring:

0: You have to be Tom Hanks.

1-3: Nice one, Einstein.

3-5: At least you did okay.

5-7: Yay! Now you are smart enough to eat pancakes!

7-9: If you said The Polar Express is the best, refer to a score of 0. Otherwise, YAY!

10: It's all genetic cloning.

And that be my profile... You read to the end?

Wait till you see Yoshizilla's.

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1. Killer Penguins » reviews
An accident at the smashers' mansion leaves the various fighters no choice but to sail on a cruise ship while they wait for everything to be fixed. Oh yeah, Dedede also takes this opportunity to kill everybody for no apparent reason. That naughty penguin.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-3-09 - Published: 12-13-08 - King Dedede
2. Fox's Adventure to Fulfill Nothing! » reviews
Oh ya? Yes, indeed. The title makes lots of sense. Fox does stuff. Evil stuff. Ha ha. How creative. Will this thus crisis enduth? For though, thy have betrayed thee! And so on.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,583 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 9-2-08 - Published: 7-11-07
3. Iniquity » reviews
Ness has been rejected from the Smash Mansion. OH NO! He fights for his revenge and destiny to fight along side his so called 'friends.' It is an ultimate battle of justice, injustice, and evil psychics with no friends whatsoever! EPIC!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 12-31-07
4. Fun with Mirrors » reviews
[TP]Not containing Link x Ilia. May contain Link x Ilia. Link and Ilia hate each other. I like waffles. Note: If you haven't played the game you won't know what I'm talking about. Also contains spoilers. Maybe Link x Ilia.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 11-16-07 - Published: 1-25-07 - Complete
5. Anchovies reviews
First one shot, fairly short. Link realises that he is eating a pizza with no anchovies! OMG! Craziness ensues. Link goes crazy. [ORLY?] Zelda looks funny. [YARLY!] Yoshi eats a fridge. [NUUEZ!] Feedback is appreciated!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-27-07 - Complete
6. Fishy Warfare » reviews
Link can eat frogs. Oh, am I good at summaries or what? Maybe Link x Henna, if this story gets that bad. [TP]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-9-07 - Published: 4-3-07
7. Darkness Unleashed » reviews
Long ago, there was only one known planet to the people of the galaxy, who hated each other. But soon, a darkness split the planet into pieces. Many years later, the planets are falling into each other, and things will go seriously wrong! R&R plz.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,407 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 12-26-06
8. Link Gets A Job » reviews
Don't read this. You'll regret it. See? I told you... WAFFLES!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-2-07 - Published: 2-18-07
9. Kirby's Picnic! » reviews
The chapters are short, but I'll update reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeely fast. It's about a picnic organised by Kirby and Rick.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 12-26-06 - Published: 11-23-06
10. Rick Piñata reviews
Rick, piñatas, plot holes, french food, Kirby, penguins, and other monstrosoties.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-10-06
11. The Reign of the Evil Mind Control Chips » reviews
The Smash Mansion is overrun by evil! The only ones who can stop this evil are Peach and Jigglypuff!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-8-06 - Published: 10-2-06 - Complete
12. Eggs reviews
Eggs.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-3-06
13. A Smashy Christmas reviews
Christmas in the smash mansion.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-3-06
14. War of the worlds » reviews
A story about how the smashers all turn in on each other. Did I mention it has nothing to do with war of the worlds, the movie?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 9-12-06 - Complete
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