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Also, there's this! http://www.smashmansion.com/wig.php Play it, it's fun.

Hey, everybody! I'm Gooey, the very gooey blob of gooful gooeyness. For those who are absolute Kirby fans, no, I didn't get my name from that very gooey blob of gooful gooeyness. I live in Australia, or as I call it, platypus land. But all you come here for are the kangaroos! I mean, um... I have a fanfiction.net account. Yeah, you didn't notice that.

OR ALTERNATIVELY

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant and vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Recent Important Stuff

No more hiatus... not that you care.

I'm bored, so I am going to put a test on how smart you are:
1. Did you know gullibleness is a word?
2. Does Vitamin C make you hallucinate?
3. Is it possible to breathe in too much air?
4. Is 'The Polar Express' the best movie ever?
5. True or false? GLOBAL WARMING IS A MYTH!
6. Why did the chicken cross the road?
7. Did teachers use sugar cane to hit kids in the old days?
8. Why are you taking this quiz?
9. Are you human?
10. What is 0 divided by 0?

The answers are at the end of the page!

Original Characters
ZOMG I have original characters?
The answer is yes, I do have some. (One at the moment, actually.)
I also have original Kirby monsters, but that would take too much time.
Anyway, the character(s):

Scythe
Gender: Male. (The only time I'd use a woman in a story is if they're psychotic, or evil.)
Height: Kirby's size.
Weight: All I'm giving you is he's not fat.
Likes: Fighting, stealth, doing stuff for the use of good.
Dislikes: Evil, those who hate good, the people that are on the dark side, etc.
Description: A Ninja monster thingy that used to work for Dark Matter. Now on the good side.
Appearence: Ninja suit, dark blue skin, has katana, daggers and shurikens. Has freaky eyes. And heck, who cares about his eye's colour.

Fics he's in: Darkness Unleashed.

And for the record:
Acro spelled backwards is Orca
Nemo spelled backwards is Omen
And rearranging the letters of Santa can give you Satan

The world will be ruled by bunnies if we don't act fast. Use the power of the triforce and play The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess to save the world from evelutionary evelution, with dandruff making shampoo as a topping for your pizzas each night you have a pizza in the name of Calvin and Hobbes fics which are terribly terrible or make a sandwich of flamed Harry Potter stories, being a nerd with glasses, and I should really end this sentece but I can't because I am too leet for the evil of Doctor Phil, whose name is really Daffy Duck, because D is for daffy, and P is for duck, and I know I'm a bad speller and you don't have to point that out in the manor of the very way of the samurai, which would cut your head off with a sword if he doesn't get his teriyaki fried chicken with peanut butter, and speaking of peanut butter, I hate peanut butter, so copy this into your profile if you want to save the world from the reign of the bunnies, and no, bunnies don't rain, but my grammar is so bad that me no want cookie for breakfast, and I wouldn't have cookies for breakfast because I have a healthy breakfast, consisting of sugar, salt, jelly, chocolate, candy, and the presence of many new ants in the world who have eaten our breakfast, making Dr. Weirdlove the worst fic ever, and if you want more information, go to hoogiman's profile to see the non-working links of doom, and no, there aren't multiple Links, it's just that Zelda is gelus of mie riteing skilll.

1. NO. Some people say yes; it is saddening.
2. Nope, unless you hallucinate anyway.
3. No. Actually, yes. If you pump in heaps of air into your lungs, but then that's not breathing, is it?
4. IT IS THE WORST EVER!
5. True. If you're a rebellious scientist.
6. Beats me, Fred.
7. No, they used Maltesers.
8. Because you have nothing better to do.
9. Humans are Roger Rabbit clones.
10. Infinite times.

Scoring:

0: You have to be Tom Hanks.

1-3: Nice one, Einstein.

3-5: At least you did okay.

5-7: Yay! Now you are smart enough to eat pancakes!

7-9: If you said The Polar Express is the best, refer to a score of 0. Otherwise, YAY!

10: It's all genetic cloning.

And that be my profile... You read to the end?

Wait till you see Yoshizilla's.