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since: 09-09-06, id: 1131365, Profile Updated: 10-17-09
country: United States
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.


Hamlet: Good lads, how do ye both?

Rosencrantz: As the indifferent children of earth.

(II, ii)

About my stories...

Such a Pretty Girl

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51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do (And subsequent sequels)

The first 51 Things list began because of too many episodes of Saturday Night Live and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and too much chocolate over Easter break. It was supposed to be a one-time distraction from my real stories. But then people actually liked it. So I wrote more. They're very fun to write, though I consider more lists than stories.

--STATEMENT: I have had several people asking me for permission to do spin-off stories of this series. THIS IS YOUR PERMISSION. Anyone who wants to write anything to do with the series, you have my blessing, so long as you credit me. Also, it would be really nice if you told me about it, so I could read it and link to it.--

51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed to Do in Portuguese translated by deboram

51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed to Do II in Portuguese translated by deboram

51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed to Do in story form written by twilightnite

Emmet Makes A Scene by JanJiz

Illustrated List from "51 Things Emmett Cullen Must Remember" by seremela05 on deviantART

Illustrated List from "51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do II" by seremela05 on deviantART



Indifference is a sort of living oblivion

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1. 51 Things Aro Volturi Is Not Allowed To Do reviews
Companion story to 51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not allowed to do and 51 Things Emmett Cullen Must Remember. Featuring...Heidi's shoes! the Cullens!graffiti! and a porpise named Mrs. Poppinschnooker!...no vampires were harmed in the making of this story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 325 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 5-19-07 - Complete
2. 51 Things Emmett Cullen Must Remember reviews
sequel to 51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do. Bella and Jasper write a list of 51 things Emmett must remember. oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 509 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 4-9-07 - Complete
3. 51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do 2 reviews
sequel to 51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed to Do & 51 Things Emmett Cullen Must Remember. Alice, Bella and Rosalie write yet another list. [19. Offically declare the third Saturday of every month Seduce Carlisle Day] Be afraid, be very afraid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 555 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 6-30-07 - Complete
4. 51 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do reviews
51 things the Cullen family, including Bella, have banned Emmett from doing. For any reason. No matter how much he wants to. oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 741 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 4-9-07 - Complete
5. Everyone Blames Emmett reviews
51 Things Universe "He isn't." I whispered in horror. "He is." Edward contradicted with an equal amount of terror in his voice. One-shot expansion in the Emmett Series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 207 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 8-4-07 - Complete
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