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Author has written 10 stories for Digimon, Mighty Ducks, Saiyuki, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Danny Phantom, Chronicles of Narnia, and Star Trek: 2009. Okay, so...Star Trek. Why didn't anyone ever tell me about Captain James T. Kirk? I had no idea such a character even existed! He's...well, he's perfect, isn't he? And if he and Mr. Spock aren't the granddaddies off all things slash, then I don't know who is. I'm serious, you guys. I'm having fangasms. There's a giant cork board in my office covered in tacked-up 3x5 cards detailing the EPIC story that occured to me somewhere between my second and fifth viewings of this movie. If I haven't started posting it by mid-August '09, feel free to bother me, Potter Puppet Pals-style. How is a universe this perfect, with so many wonderful characters to poke and annoy (I'M LOOKING AT YOU, SCOTTY), even legal? When I die, I'm not coming back until I can join Starfleet. …The more I write for this fandom, the more I absolutely freaking love it. I have this vocabulary, you see, and I never get to trot it out. But here! O, here! I just wrote the phrase "trading covert hand gestures of success" and because it's Spock's thought...I'm going to get away with it. Eventually I have to figure out a situation where Spock can legitimately use the word floccinaucinihilipilification— No wait: “Captain, this man’s floccinaucinihilipilification of life is quite illogical.” Jesus. I love this fandom. Can I marry a Vulcan? LATER THAT SAME DAY: (This popped into my head fully formed. Like some kind of cracked out Birth of Venus. Remember these radio commercials? I haven't heard one in ages. My brain is weird. If this thing ever pops up somewhere else, I'm gonna laugh my freaking ass off.) REAL MEN OF GENIUS Today we salute you, Mr. Unspecified Word Processor Dictionary Programmer Guy. (You know which one we’re talkin’ about!) Without your devotion to all words processed through a dictionary, we would never have been lulled into a false sense of accurate spelling security that led to our own tragic homophonic doom. (Gotta watch the homophones!) Yes, Mr. Programmer Guy, you alone have given us a platform that recognizes words like Spock and floccinaucinihilipilification but comes up blank for spork. (What the hell is that about?) So here’s to you, Mr. Unspecified Word Processor Dictionary Programmer Guy. Have a cold one on us. (Mr. Unspecified Word Processor Dictionary Programmer Guy!) 9/20 Also: FANART. From the wonderful and talented mdevile love Aren't they beautiful?? ...Assuming I can get the links to show up... 10/29 A NEW ONE: http://not-sleeping.deviantart.com/art/Fanart-Game-Day-140959212"> Game Day It's HILARIOUS. If those don't work, her name on DeviantART is not-sleeping. Check her out! She's AMAZING. Aren't they pretty?? | |||||||||
1. Atlas » reviewsBetween what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/SStar Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 123,288 - Reviews: 1302 - Updated: 12-10-09 - Published: 8-31-09 - J. Kirk & Spock2. 5 Times James Kirk Almost Died And One He Didn't » reviewsYou can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,559 - Reviews: 272 - Updated: 7-27-09 - Published: 7-22-09 - J. Kirk - Complete3. The Winter Prince » reviewsOn his first trip to Narnia, a lost Edmund is saved by a Wolf and taken to the Witch’s castle, where he becomes the Winter Prince, one of her greatest servants. Much later, his siblings arrive. But is Ed’s betrayal as complete as it seems? Movie-verseChronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,655 - Reviews: 178 - Updated: 9-15-08 - Published: 8-30-08 - Edmund Pevensie & Peter Pevensie - Complete4. Deathday Revelations reviewsJust shy of his second year, Danny learns of a custom meant to honor the day each ghost first entered the next world. Now the great Danny Phantom must face a throng of well meaning ghosts and somehow survive their gifts with his secret and sanity intactDanny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,523 - Reviews: 148 - Published: 7-2-06 - Danny F. - Complete5. Pippin's Song reviewsIn the home of kings, his service pledged to a steward, Peregrin Took sang a song for grand halls and dark times. But where would a creature of the Shire have heard such a refrain? Make me a song, Frodo. A Pippintraveling song!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-27-05 - Peregrin T. & Frodo B. - Complete6. Only the Good reviewsWouldn't it be nice if, in the end, Happily Ever After is for everyone? And it can be, as witnessed by those who live to remember those who didn't. But Happily Ever After could never be enough for the good, who earned more. Character death, RHr DGHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-4-04 - Harry P. - Complete7. Rebellion » reviewsWhen the most secret and crushing aspects of a hidden past return in full horror, when everyone is demanding a truth that you are too shamed and afraid to give, to save the ones you love, what choice is left but to rebel?Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,571 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 1-3-04 - Published: 10-23-03 - Complete8. The Letter Years reviewsAfter endless complainging about a certain saru's immaturity, Sanzo and Gojyo finally get their wish. As Goku heads off on a solo journey to see the world and find some wisdom, he leaves the others behind to wonder if growing up is really worth the priceSaiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,375 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 7-16-03 - Complete9. Bittersweet reviewsA look into the brooding thoughts of Nosedive on his first Hatching Day on Earth. A glance into the secret past only hinted at. We all have secrets that we will take with us to the grave. Rated PG just to be on the safe side.Mighty Ducks - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-16-03 - Complete10. The Problem with Friendship » reviewsAdded 52902: Chapter 14Final Chapter The end approaches. All of the Digidestined's efforts have come to this final confrontation. But will they be able to bring Deity Friendship back, or is he lost to them forever? And who is Naisamon?Digimon - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,634 - Reviews: 208 - Updated: 5-29-02 - Published: 6-7-00 - Yamato I./Matt - Complete
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