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MY GOD YOUR ODD!

My Name is Jacqui

I'm 17 years young

I like fanfiction.

Quotes:

"Foolish little brother! If you want to kill me, Despise me, hate me and live in an unsightly way... Run and cling to life, and them some day, when you have the same eyes as i do, come before me then," Uchiha Itachi.

"We fear that which we can not see... we respect that which we can not see... thus the blade will be weilded" opening words of the first Bleach ep.

"Were not in Texas anymore, Toto," Dorethey to her dog Toto in Wizard of Oz.

"A cute girl stopped me on the way, so i danced," Hatake Kakashi.

"For something to be gained somthing of equal value must be lost, that is Alchemy's first law of Equvilant Exchange," Full Metal Alchemist.

"I love only myself and fight only for myself," Gaara.

"Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi from the Akatsuki.

"Oh, I can't stop drinking the coffee. If I stop drinking coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words putting-into-sentence doing." Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls.

Other stuff goes here

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Gaara

2. Sakura

3. Itachi

4. Pein

5. Deidara

6. Hinata

7. Sasori

8. Tsunade

9. Hidan

10. Naruto

11. Kiba

12. Shikamaru

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Nope... I've thought of it but...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Pein is freaking smexyy!!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I would LMMFAO!! Cause that would be wayyyyyyyyy odd.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Nope...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Sakura & Hinata... Read it. And I liked it.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Ten. Cause well Deidara and Hidan would just be wayyyyy to odd.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Sasori would be like WTF?? Then probably try to kill them...

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic?

Naruto has finally lost it. From the villiages constant belittlements against him, he leaves the village in hope of finding a better path. Just his path ends up crossing one Uchiha Itachi who captures him and takes the young demon container back to the Akatsuki. A sad young Cupid comes along to help these two lost souls find each other. But will they accept it?? NaruIta Yaoi.

There ya go...Lolz.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I wouldn't think so...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

I don't think there is such thing... O_O

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

One where Gaara is captured and Pein ends up taking a liking to him. But Gaara isn't happy about it and sadly Pein ends up raping Gaara...

Odd enough...LMAO.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Of course!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Um... I really don't know...

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five

Sakura/Itachi/Pein. I absolutley believe so...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

HARDER!! or HINATA!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Maybe, Black Magic Woman - Santana...

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Gaara/Hinata/Shikamaru... o.O ... uhhhh... i'd have no clue...LOLZ

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Naruto would just ask Sakura out on a date straight forward and she'd probably turn him down again...

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Kiba would probably describe it like a mother-daughter relationship as well as a teacher-student one...

20) How emo is Seven?

SASORI?? EMO?? LMFAO!! you must be daft to even think such a thing!

You know that every night before you go to sleep there is a person of the opposite sex who is thinking about you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true, not fake. If you post this within the next 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within the 1 month and ask you out and grab you and kiss you but if you bread this chain, no one will like you or ask you out for the next 5 years...

Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be italizied)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

So there we go!!