The Lilac Elf of Lothlorien

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Author has written 47 stories for Harry Potter, House, M.D., Law and Order: SVU, Pretender, and NCIS.

Notice my new profile pic! It's my dad making breakfast being dutifully 'helped' by our dog, Abby

Words O' Wisdom:

Beware the light at the end of the tunnel. It may be good fortune, but it could also be a train.
-Everyone deserves your time, but leave plenty for yourself.
-Sometimes, it it is not a matter of what we can and can't do. It is a matter of our spirit.
-Money buys happiness for a moment. love and friendship buy happiness forever.
-Math was created for two purposes: to make some people feel very smart, and others feel very stupid.

May those who love us, love us. And those who don't love us - may God turn their hearts. And if He cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so that we may know them by their limping.

And some of my favorite 'House' quotes:

Med student: "You're reading a comic book."

House: "And you're calling attention to your busom by wearing a low-cut top. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were having a 'state the obvious' contest. I'm competitive by nature."

Dr. Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
Dr. Gregory House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.

Dr. Gregory House: I don't need to watch The O.C., but it makes me happy

And the Quote that basically sums it all up...

Dr. Gregory House: to the crowd in the walk-in clinic's waiting area Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Short, sweet, grab a file.
Dr. Gregory House: This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a bored... certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will.
to Lisa
Dr. Gregory House: That is true, isn't it?
to crowd
Dr. Gregory House: But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?
nobody moves
Dr. Gregory House: And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys?
everybody raises their hand
Dr. Gregory House: Okay, well, I'll be in Exam Room One if you change your mind.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Jody Matthews?
Jody raises her hand
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Please accompany Doctor House to Exam Room One.

Dr. Gregory House: Like I always say, there's no “I” in team. There's a “me” though, if you jumble it up.

Dr. Gregory House: Ah, a rash, call a dermatologist. If it's wet, keep it dry. If it's dry, keep it wet. If it's not supposed to be there, cut it off. I never could remember all that.

Cameron: Foreman, you going to contribute? Or are you too tired from stealing cars?

(Every one stares)

Cameron: I'm being House. It's funny

Foreman: I know. It made milk come out of my nose.

And from one of my other favorite shows, CSI:

Captain Jim Brass: You're under arrest for obstructing justice, tampering with state's evidence, and violating seven articles of being a scumbag.

Gil Grissom: I come here for calamari.
Catherine Willows: Oh... Alone?
Gil Grissom: No. Sometimes I have a beer with it.

Gil Grissom: To get to the evidence, we may have to destroy the evidence.
Catherine Willows: Do you get these haikus out of a book, or do they just come to you?

Gil Grissom: Hey Doc, tell me something I don't know.
Dr. Al Robbins: When I was in fourth grade, I dropped karate because some kid half my size made me cry.

Warrick Brown: Where have you been?
Gil Grissom: I can't be everywhere, and they've banned human cloning.

Sara Sidle: Why are you throwing phone books?
Warrick Brown: Because a beaker gets glass all over the place.

Greg Sanders: I'm like a sponge: I just absorb information.
Gil Grissom: I thought that was MY line.
Greg Sanders: Yeah, and I absorbed it.

identifying an insect at a crime scene
Gil Grissom: Dermastidae masculatus.
Sara Sidle: That's Latin for "You're hiding a dead body."

And now for the random part of the program:

Braveheart:

Stephen: Speaking heavenward Him? That can't be William Wallace. I'm prettier than this man. All right Father, I'll ask him.
Stephen: to William If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?
Hamish: Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty?
Stephen: In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.
Stephen: Heavenward Yes, Father.
Stephen: to William and the others The Almighty says don't change the subject; just answer the fucking question.
Hamish: Mind your tongue.
Campbell: Insane Irish.
Stephen: Draws a dagger and holds it to Campbell's throat Smart enough to get a dagger past your guards, old man.
William Wallace: Holding a spear at Stephen's chest That's my friend, Irishman. And the answer to your question is yes - if you fight for me, you get to kill the English.
Stephen: Excellent!

Stephen: to William Wallace The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.

And the show that makes us all realize that total idiots CAN be millionares:

Drew Carey: Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like when I say 'I Love You' when I'm drunk.
Wayne Brady: No!

Drew Carey: Ryan, you are looking for a virgin to sacrifice to appease the gods. If you come near me, I'll kill you.

And last, but not least, my favorite romantic movie line of all time, coming from the movie 'Keeping the Faith':

"I'm saying that I love you. I'm in love with you. And I've been waiting my whole life for someone like you and I'm not going to let you go."

And so on, and so forth.

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1. Seven Deadly Strikes » reviews
Harry has faced Dementors, Death Eaters and Voldemort, but now a far more mundane menace has found a home at Hogwarts. One that even Voldemort might not be able to handle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,792 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 11-9-09 - Harry P. & Hermione G.

2. What Should Have Been » reviews
What if Gibbs' daughter, Kelly, had lived? How would the lives of the NCIS characters change with Kelly Gibbs in the picture? A rewriting of different episodes with Gibbs' daughter alive and well.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,745 - Reviews: 232 - Updated: 11-20-09 - Published: 4-12-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs

3. Daughters » reviews
SPOILERS FOR SEASON 6 FINALE! Fathers, be good to your daughters. Daughters will love like you do. After being rescued, Ziva's mind is a bit lost. What happens when she thinks Gibbs is her father and people who are suppossed to be dead reappear?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 9-30-09 - Published: 5-22-09 - Ziva D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs

4. Back To Good reviews
Cause I'm lonely now and I don't know how to get it back to good'. After 'Truth and Consequences' Ziva wonders how to get her life back to normal. But normal is always a relative term.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-28-09 - Ziva D. - Complete

5. My Worst Enemy » reviews
Sometimes the only person standing in your way is yourself. When NCIS Agent Gibbs finds out that Shannon had some secrets, Gibbs also starts to realize that maybe he's been standing in his own way for too long. NCIS xover. sick!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,379 - Reviews: 149 - Updated: 9-15-09 - Published: 2-20-09 - Harry P. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs

6. You Think You've Got It Bad? » reviews
Ziva David and Miss Parker meet at a bar one night. As they talk, they find more things in common than just lousy fathers. And when their friends find out, plans start to form... MissP/Jarod and Tiva
Crossover - Pretender & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-26-09 - Published: 8-3-09 - Miss Parker & Ziva D.

7. What COULD Have Been » reviews
A bit of an AU of my story 'What Should Have Been'. Jenny's alive and Kelly is seriously injured after 'Judgement Day'.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,014 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 7-22-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs

8. Thicker Than BloodRewrite » reviews
Harry is taken from the Dursleys by his new neighbors after Vernon hits Harry with his car. Life at Hogwarts gets more interesting with the Boy Who Lived being disabled and even more so when unusual Death Eater activities bring in the NCIS team. X-over!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/General - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,396 - Reviews: 417 - Updated: 5-5-09 - Published: 11-4-08 - Harry P. & OC - Complete

9. If You Were A Bug reviews
If you were a cold or flu bug would you want to attack Leroy Jethro Gibbs?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-28-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Abby S. - Complete

10. You're Gonna Miss This reviews
After a while, there comes a time to step out of the nest and go off on your own. As DiNozzo goes to do just that, he starts thinking about what he'll miss in DC.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-1-09 - Tony D. - Complete

11. Second Chances » reviews
You can't undo the past Gibbs... but sometimes life gives you another chance to get it right." While investigating a murder, LJ Gibbs gets a second chance at a life he'd always imagined.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 2-26-09 - Published: 1-29-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Ziva D.

12. What Happens Now? reviews
After Ziva left the apartment in 'Bury Your Dead' Tony gets an unexpected visit and wonders if things will ever be the same between him and Jeanne Benoit.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-8-09 - Tony D. - Complete

13. The Ways You Save Me reviews
On his 50th birthday, Gibbs starts to wonder how he's lived this long. But maybe it has nothing to do with him. Inspired by the Rascal Flatts song 'Every Day'
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-6-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete

14. Just A Dream reviews
After OotP, Lupin has to give the news of Sirius's death to the last person he'd ever thought of: Sirius's fiancee. Tissue Warning!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-13-08 - Sirius B. & OC - Complete

15. Broken Dreams Can Still Fly » reviews
Non-magic AU! After being admitted to Hogwarts School For the Disabled, Harry Potter learns more about himself and just why his parents died 10 years ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-13-08 - Published: 12-10-08 - Harry P. & Dudley D.

16. Magic the Dark Lord Knows Not » reviews
While Harry and Sirius recover from after the Department of Mysteries, Dumbledore decides to seek outside help in fighting Voldemort and the Death Eaters. Afterwards, Dumbledore works on a little matchmaking. 'Charmed' crossover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,102 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 12-9-08 - Published: 8-27-08 - Harry P.

17. Deaf, Mute, and an Owl To Boot » reviews
AU 3rd year! Harry is mute and his witch cousin--Camille--is deaf. And during their 3rd year they find out that Lily Potter is alive and has been watching over them for a while now. But Harry learns that the good must also come with some bad. T rating to
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/General - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,659 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 11-25-08 - Published: 8-1-08 - Harry P. & OC

18. Changes and Ripples » reviews
Major AU! Harry comes to Hogwarts at 15 due to a medical condition and his favorite teacher is none other than Professor Tom Marvolo Riddle who has been a constant friend and mentor to the teenager.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,822 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 11-19-08 - Published: 8-22-08 - Harry P.

19. Mountains » reviews
After defeating Voldemort in the graveyard, Harry's life is turned upside down. But Cedric Diggory wants to help make it right again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,677 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 11-14-08 - Published: 9-14-08 - Harry P. & Cedric D.

20. Fears » reviews
Mini-story from 'The Bonds of Family story line. Read that one first! Harry is happily married and has 5 great kids. His worst fear is realized when his daughter Camille is diagnosed with cancer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-3-08 - Published: 9-1-08 - Harry P. & OC - Complete

21. Seen and Unseen » reviews
Voldemort's Killing Curse has had a delayed reaction on Harry. One which will change how he goes about destroying Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,100 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 8-31-08 - Published: 2-15-08 - Harry P.

22. Dei Ex Machina » reviews
Crossover with Law and OrderSVU. Vernon Dursley has finally crossed the line and put Harry in a wheelchair. ADA Novak finds herself teaching Potions at Hogwarts and rediscovering her own talents
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,312 - Reviews: 210 - Updated: 8-21-08 - Published: 12-9-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete

23. The Bonds of Family » reviews
Harry Potter and Petunia Dursley have never really considered each other family. Until Vernon's reckless behavior and following events forces aunt and nephew to see each other in a whole new light. DisabledHarry fic. T Rating to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,888 - Reviews: 285 - Updated: 7-31-08 - Published: 11-28-07 - Harry P. & Petunia D. - Complete

24. Untitled for the Moment » reviews
Harry Potter Crossover! 9 years ago the Centere kidnapped Hermione Granger to make her into a Pretender. Now they're trying again and Jarod needs help from friends old and new to save an innocent girl from a terrible fate.
Pretender - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-13-08 - Published: 6-9-08

25. Killing With Kindness reviews
CROSSOVER with Care Bears. Stop rolling your eyes and just take a peek, please! Inspired by a LiveJournal icon if you really want to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 11-28-07 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete

26. Thicker Than Blood » reviews
An accident with the Dursleys leads Harry to a new family but old dangers still lurk. Meanwhile, evil forces plot to undermine Hogwarts from within
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 60,897 - Reviews: 203 - Updated: 11-26-07 - Published: 9-3-07 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete

27. Life's Constant Shift » reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel will be following. Voldemort may be dead, but there's still a ways to go before Happily Ever After can finally be achieved. AU sequel to my story The Strength Within
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,375 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-8-07 - Published: 1-21-07 - Harry P. - Complete

28. LCSBreak Away
Life's Constant Shift StoryVerse! Silver's departure after the end of her 7th year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Published: 9-2-07 - OC & Lily Evans P. - Complete

29. LCS SequelTitle needed! » reviews
The next generation has arrived at Hogwarts: Harry's blind daughter and her twin sister Brooke learn that life is full of challenges and that sometimes you have to learn how to live with the life you're given. Sequel to Life's Constant Shift
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,641 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-30-07 - Published: 8-23-07 - OC & Harry P.

30. LCSLooking Inward reviews
PostLife's Constant Shift story! Draco and Mallory finally get everything they've wanted Marriage and kids
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-23-07 - Draco M. & OC - Complete

31. Forgotten reviews
OotP movieverse! Based on a little line Sirius says before, well, you know. Read and Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-12-07 - Sirius B. - Complete

32. The Parting Glass reviews
After Dumbledore's funeral service some of the remaining Hogwarts inhabitants hold their own memorial
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-17-07 - Minerva M. & Albus D. - Complete

33. Memento Mori » reviews
House's new case is a former cancer patient who travels the same road as House. But this girl also has a spirit that our favorite doc finds intriguing and an attraction takes both where they never thought they'd go.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-8-07 - Published: 7-7-06 - G. House

34. Who We Pretend To Be » reviews
Jarod starts his newest Pretend and Parker and Thomas start their new life. Then the two lives mesh. First Pretender fic so the plot is developing. there will be some pairings to be decided on later. R&R as always!
Pretender - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-6-07 - Published: 3-4-07

35. The Strength Within » reviews
AU! With Neville Longbottom as 'The Boy Who Lived', things are interesting enough. But when Harry goes blind From Cruciatus before 6th year, life gets even more difficult. HBP spoilers! Chapter 5 up. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,706 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-14-07 - Published: 2-13-06 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete

36. But Dr House reviews
Watching the musical movie 1776 I started to realize how much House is like John Adams
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-14-06 - Complete

37. Of Kids and Motorcycles » reviews
So much for being a one shot. After 'Autopsy' House starts to embrace life a little more. But his life is always wrought with problems.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,719 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-7-06 - Published: 5-6-06 - G. House - Complete

38. Life's Changes reviews
REWRITTEN STORY! If you read 'The Beginning' this is the revised and completed version. Summary's the same: backstory of Cassie Ross, my original character from 'When Worlds Collide'
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,212 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-3-05 - Complete

39. Inside Out » reviews
All's fair in love and war. Even when one person is a 'limping twerp' of a doctor and the other is a 250yearold Immortal. CH. 19 up, finally!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,367 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 9-15-05 - Published: 2-22-05

40. Those Who Love Us reviews
May those who love us, love us.... and those who don't love us are probably limping twerps.Rating is erring on the cautious side
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-23-05

41. Holding On reviews
Set during OotP. Harry Potter has lost the only parent he's known, and dwells on it one night in the Astronomy tower. Please Note: contains thoughts of suicide. Oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-7-05 - Harry P. & Luna L. - Complete

42. Goodbye and Hello reviews
When Cameron says goodbye, House says hello. But then they both realize that they can learn to say it together. post Honeymoon
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-20-05 - Complete

43. Corvette Envy reviews
Wilson is a straightlaced oncologist. House is a maverick. So why is House the one getting gifts? 'Mob Rules' from Wilson's perspective.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-1-05 - Complete

44. Dea Ex Machina » reviews
Deus ex machina- goddess from a machine. Something or someone that arrives unexpectedly to deal with an apparently unsoluble problem. Something Greg House desperately needs to save his job, team, and new found relationship with Cameron.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-21-05 - Published: 4-2-05

45. Saying Yes reviews
One Shot! Takes place during 'Sports Medicine'. House has two all-access passes to paradise itself. Now he needs someone to go with him. HouseCameron with very slight HouseCuddy
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-19-05 - Complete

46. Hide and Seek reviews
ONE SHOT! Takes place during ‘Cursed’. Cuddy’s schemes to get House to take a patient lead to a game of hide and seek.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-7-05 - Complete

47. Christmas Once Again reviews
HAPPY HOLIDAYS! To celebrate, a series of Christmas related ficlets. rating is just playing it safe. Enjoy everything, and review, cause I can't fix what i don't know. Enjoy my foray into holiday writing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-24-04 - Harry P.

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