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Author has written 33 stories for Artemis Fowl, Diana Wynne Jones, Dark is Rising Sequence, Inheritance Cycle, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Modern Faerie Tales, Twilight, Paprika, and Foundation. Er, hello. I'm sometimes known as Celticfox, rabid Oscar Wilde fangirl extraordinaire and part-time grammar fascist. We are all learning here so I will try not to flame you and hope you will return the favor. Anything more than ten stories old, I probably hate with a deep abiding passion and am truly ashamed of. Please forgive me, I'm a teenager who only seriously started writing a few years ago. (Hah. 'Seriously'. Who am I kidding here?) Likes: obscure British science fiction, Italian sodas, Terry Gilliam films, crack!shippings, Ireland, pretentiousness, deipnosophism, obnoxiously odd words, unsuitable scarves, and, of course, anything Oscar Wilde. Dislikes: electronic paper towel dispensers, Eragon, Keanu Reeves (not personally you understand, the man just can't act), video games, people who say Kipling was more original than Oscar Wilde, and root beer. But oddly I quite like root beer floats. I do not ship Ten/Rose. Ever. I will, however, ship Jack/Rose, Martha/Rose, Romana/Rose, Nine/Rose, K-9/Rose, Dalek Sec/Rose- see? Nothing against Rose. Except that I will also never, ever ship Master/Rose of any sort. Or write Rose into episodes of season three. Or write a reunion fic. Or fluff. Actually, I can't seem to write any kind of fluff anyway, so no worries. If you do ship Ten/Rose, I will mercilessly make fun of you, because I'm kind of crazy like that. If you've ever heard of an obscure eighties British sci-fi series called Sapphire and Steel, I love you. My DeviantArt page: http://celticfox19.deviantart.com/ | |||||||
1. Auspicious Beginnings reviewsCalvin's futures, Sonny's dreams, and an unexpected partnership. I, Robot movieverse with elements of the Asimov book canon.Foundation - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-6-09 - Complete2. Days Like Crazy Paving » reviewsRose Tyler was just an ordinary shopgirl until she met a strange woman called The Doctor... wait, what?Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-30-09 - Published: 5-5-09 - Rose T. & Jack H.3. Hello, My Name Is Fred » reviewsNew Who is under invasion...from the classic series! A bunch of ficlets differing in length. New Chapter: because Ten is a jerk. You know it to be true.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,443 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 5-7-09 - Published: 1-22-084. The Wild Host reviewsA Willcentric crossover with JONATHAN STRANGE & MR NORRELL. Will dreams of dark forests and the hoof beats of horses. No ships.Dark is Rising Sequence - Rated: K+ - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-5-09 - Complete5. Paranoia reviewsThere's no reason to be afraid... or is there?Paprika - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-28-08 - Complete6. Storm Warning reviewsA brief crossover with Firefly. 'The scrawling, spidery writing leapt free from its two-dimensional prison, writing itself on the walls, on the ceiling, on the floor, on the side of the table, any flat surface.' River has a mission.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-7-08 - Complete7. Artemis Gets Sorted Out » reviewsWhat if at age eleven Artemis found out he was a wizard? How long does it take one child genius to mess up The Sorcerer's Stone? My first story, please review! -THIS IS DEAD. IT IS NEVER UPDATING. EVER. I HATE IT NOW.-Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,012 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 7-28-08 - Published: 1-19-07 - Artemis F.8. New In Town » reviewsMy insane version of Breaking Dawn. Crossover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. In which two vampires get verrry drunk and accidentally switch universes. Chaos rather predictably ensues.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-1-089. Copyright » reviewsThis is me. Making fun of Eragon. Now even more annoying: I put myself in the story! Flames are welcomed. Please, feel free to flame. I will laugh at you.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 5-7-08 - Published: 2-26-0710. A Place Like Any Other reviewsAnother survivor, after the War.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-28-08 - Complete11. The Life And Times Of John Smith reviewsNot what you think it is. I promise.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-14-08 - Complete12. To Go Where Almost None Have Gone Before » reviewsStar Trek meets Doctor Who meets Star Wars. How can the result be anything but absurd? Unashamed parody. My first Whoverse fanfic, please review! NOT YET DEAD! IT LIVES STILL!Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,485 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 4-12-08 - Published: 5-31-0713. Family Ties reviewsIn all his many, many years of traveling, the Doctor had been threatened by many beings, in many languages, but this was the first time he had been threatened by a ten-year-old human girl.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-2-08 - Complete14. Flying reviewsIt looks like his TARDIS, it sounds like his TARDIS, it feels like his TARDIS, but it's not his TARDIS. Ficlet.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-10-08 - 10th Doctor & Romana II - Complete15. Chamelion Circuit » reviews“I knew there was something wrong with the chamelion circuit.” 1960's Foreman's Junkyard wasn't the first time the Doctor landed on Earth. Set, in the confusing manner of time travel, both during TPotW and long before An Unearthly Child. Please R&R!Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,234 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-9-08 - Published: 8-2-0716. The Universe, Dreaming » reviewsParallel worlds reflect paths not taken. The Doctor and Martha are going to get to see some of these paths. TenMartha and a number of other Doctory ships.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-2-08 - Published: 1-1-0817. Just Around The Corner reviewsSome times Captain Jack Harkness ran into our favorite timetraveling alien.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-9-07 - Complete18. The Great Spirit Of Adventure reviewsA series of drabbles and ficlets that are probably part of some huge great story I may someday write. All major characters are OC, blonds fall out of the sky, the fabric of reality is seriously messed up. Read & Review!Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-24-0719. The Other End Of The Universe reviewsThere is a bar, built on the dreariest planet in the universe,for the losers and the rejects of the galaxy. Doctor WhoHitchhiker's Guide crossover.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-17-07 - Complete20. Movie Night reviewsWill and Bran watch 'The Seeker'.Dark is Rising Sequence - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 10-9-07 - Complete21. Not My Doctor » reviewsDoctorRose reunion fic with a big twist. Please R&R!Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,461 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-27-07 - Published: 7-20-0722. Time Agent reviewsJanet would enjoy her job a lot more if she didn't keep running into a certain eccentric young man wearing a cricket uniform... A Fifth Doctor storyDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-9-07 - Complete23. Parallels » reviewsWhen Artemis Fowl meets two travelers from another universe, things start to get interesting. Artemis FowlHis Dark Materials crossover.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-26-07 - Published: 4-22-07 - Artemis F.24. Close Encounters of the Weird Kind reviewsChristopher does not believe in time travel. He meets an alien who doesn't believe in magic. Aside from that, however, they're strangely alike. Crossover with read and find out!Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-25-0725. The Various Escapades of my Brother, Kris » reviewsTacroy's daughter, Alex, meets a confused Nick from the Merlin Conspiracy and lands in the middle of an adventure.Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-22-07 - Published: 3-10-0726. Ashes reviewsShe tries to tell him how sorry she is, but the words are like ashes in her mouth. RoibenxKaye, extended scene from Tithe. Oneshot.Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-20-07 - Complete27. Sesquipedalophobia reviewsArtemis stared. His eyes bugged. He gasped for breath. “Ses... what?” he said, hoping against hope that he had not heard what he thought he heard. A word he didn't know the meaning of! The horrors! Such a thing had not occurred since first grade!Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-21-07 - Artemis F. - Complete28. No One Cares About A Rat reviewsPeter reflects on how he became who he is. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-12-07 - Peter P. - Complete29. An Inconveniant Summoning reviewsChristopher Chant is summoned to Bartimaeus' world. Curses on the practical joker who put the august title of Chrestomanci in that accursed book!Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-20-07 - Complete30. A Different Kind of Dark Lord » reviewsA year after Silver on the Tree, Will Stanton discovers a different kind of dark lord who calls himself Lord Voldemort. FIRST REVISED CHAPTER NOW UP.Dark is Rising Sequence - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-19-07 - Published: 1-22-0731. Harry Potter meets Artemis Fowl reviewsHarry is sitting in a cafe, quietly reading the paper, when in comes a teenager with an uncanny resemblance to a vampire and an annoying tendency to use long words...Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-3-07 - Artemis F. - Complete32. Erskine Returns » reviewsTen years after Archer's Goon, Howard is once more Venturus, Awful is eighteen, and Erskine has returned. He asks Awful to come with him to farm the world. Venturus suddenly has a very big headache.Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-20-07 - Published: 1-19-0733. One Goes Alone reviewsWhat Will really thinks. Just a short ficlet.Dark is Rising Sequence - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-19-07 - Complete
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