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WARNING: The owner of this profile is currently undergoing a LOVE AFFAIR with the founders (that's Harry Potter, people) and subscription to her work MAY RESULT in being INUNDATED with FOUNDERSFICS, especially those which have an INORDINATE amount of focus on SALAZAR SLYTHERIN. If you do not have tolerance for such, BEWARE OF THE PROFILE!

My stats:

Sex: Female

Age: 17 (I'm not posting my birthdate, so you can just wish me a happy birthday any time in August.)

Name: How stupid do you think I am? I'm not putting my name on the internet!! Okay then, Riley, Merria, Holly, Ali Marie, Helene, Cordelia, Trista, Alicia, Mrs. Jones, Talia the Mary Sue Hunter, Raela, Blanche, Michelle, Audrey, Cassie, Rowena, Hortense, Alibanilaikreena, Suzie, Orangewood, Witch 1, Helena, Trouble, Demetrius, Vinyaya, Hrothwina, Raquel, Anna, Azhiela, Gilfa, Nurse, Martha, Number 4, Salazar, Fiona, Helga, Jason, Taenara, Godric... I could go on all day!

Nationality: Canadian

Obsessions: (definitely not in order) The Goblin Wood (book), Lord of the Rings (book), Harry Potter (book), trashing Peter Jackson/ranting about how much he screwed up the movies, writing fanfiction, ranting about George Bush, reading fanfiction, Artemis Fowl (book), Benny and Joon (movie), Beowulf and Grendel (movie), ranting about how much the Harry Potter movies are screwed up, Japanese rice crackers, acting, Beowulf(poem/whatever), founderfics, Salazar-is-not-evil line of thought, Twilight etc.

Other good sites:

Foundations (My Harry Potter founders RP) z6.invisionfree.com/Foundations

Criminality (Artemis Fowl fanfic)

Tuckburough (LOTR Fansite/info)

Stories of Arda (LOTR fanfic)

Mugglenet (Harry Potter fanfic etc.)

harrypotterfanfiction.net (Harry Potter fanfic, duh)

the-pensieve.org/fanfiction (Harry Potter fanfic)

http/www.arianaderalte.com/riseofmagic/index.htm (Harry Potter fanfic and timeline)

Any reference, unless otherwise specified, to Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings refers to the books. Any reference, unless otherwise specified, to The Chronicles of Narnia refers to the movies. Any reference, unless otherwise specified, to Wicked refers to the play.

Favorite pairings:

A Midsummer Night’s Dream:

Helena/Demetrius

Hermia/Lysander

Artemis Fowl:

Lili/Chix

Sool/Koboi

Root/Vinyaya

Holly/Trouble

Chronicles of Narnia

Caspian/Susan

Harry Potter:

Salazar/Rowena

Helga/Rowena

Salazar/Godric

Godric/Rowena

Helena/Baron (when they're still alive)

Salazar/Helga

Grey Lady/Bloody Baron (as ghosts)

Godric/Helga

Dumbledore/Grindelwald

Alicia/Katie

Tonks/Lupin

Teddy/Victoire

Hermione/Krum

Kiesha'ra

Zane/Danica

Betia/Oliza

Urban/Oliza

Kiesha/Maeve

Urban/Marus

Adelina/Karl

Salem/Sive

Salem/Rosalind

A'isha/ReiSebastian

Lord of the Rings:

Eomer/Lothiriel

Faramir/Eowyn

Sky High:

Warren/Freeze-Girl

Warren/Layla (during movie)

The Goblin Wood:

Tobin/Makenna

The Silver Wolf:

Regeane/Maeniel

Twilight:

Edward/Bella

Garrett/Kate

James/Victoria

Alice/Jasper

Vampire Academy:

Lissa/Christian

Anna/Vladimir

Tasha/Dimitri

Rose/Dimitri

Isaiah/Elena

Mia/someone other than Aaron or Andre

Wicked:

Elphaba/Fiyero

Elphaba/G(a)linda

Boq/G(a)linda

Boq/Nessarose

Pairings I tolerate/like somewhat, etc., etc.:

Artemis Fowl:

Cudgeon/Koboi

Artemis/Juliet

Harry Potter:

Grey Lady/Nick

Peeves/Myrtle

Ron/Hermione

Kiesha'ra

Kel/ReiSebastian

Young Sebastian/Young Danica

Lord of the Rings:

Aragorn/Arwen

Twilight:

Esme/Carlisle

Emmett/Rosalie

Vampire Academy:

Rose/Mason

Rose/Lissa

Pairings I hate (and why I hate them):

ANY INCEST!!

Artemis Fowl:

Holly/Artemis (They're not even the same species)

Holly/Foaly (See above.)

Holly/Root (He's old enough to be her grandfather.)

Holly/Chix (She hates him. Heck, I hate him!)

Lili/Trouble (Trouble's to smart to fall for her. I mean, seriously.)

Artemis/Butler (Use. Your. Brain. I don't even want to think about this one.)

Harry Potter:

Draco/Hermione (What are you thinking? Huh? Have you taken your medication today?)

Remus/Sirius (I hate inter-Marauder pairings. I loathe them with a passion. Besides, Remus is really... straight.)

James/Sirius (See above. And James is destined for Lily.)

Harry/Ginny (Ginny is smart. There's no way she would ever fall for Harry.)

Snape/Harry (Who the hell thought that one up?!)

Snape/Hermione (Student/teacher relationships are so out. And this is just disgusting.)

Lord of the Rings:

Eowyn/Aragorn (Arwen, anyone? Faramir?)

Sky High:

Will/Warren (Uh...nah!)

Lash/Anyone: (Dude, he's a villain!)

Vampire Academy:

Christian/Rose (Christian is Lissa’s. LISSA’S!)

Favorite Characters:

(Artemis Fowl)-Trouble Kelp, Wing Commander Vinyaya, Holly

(Lord of the Rings)-Beregond, Boromir

(Sky High)-Warren Peace

(The Goblin Wood)-Onny, Makenna

(Harry Potter)-Salazar Slytherin, Rowena Ravenclaw, Regulus Black, Luna Lovegood, The Bloody Baron, Godric Grffindor, Helga Hufflepuff

(Chronicles of Narnia)-Caspian, Edmund, Reepicheep

(A Midsummer Night's Dream)-Demetrius, Helena

(Twilight)-Alice, Edward, Emmett

(Vampire Academy)-Christian Ozera!!, ... Tasha Ozera, Janine Hathaway

Least Favorite Characters:

(A Midsummer Night's Dream)-Egeus

(Artemis Fowl)-Ark Sool

(Chronicles of Narnia)-Miraz, Jadice

(Harry Potter)-Bellatrix Lestrange, Harry Potter

(Lord of the Rings)-Denethor

(Sky High)-Coach Boomer

(The Goblin Wood)-Master Lazur

(Twilight)-James, Jane

(Vampire Academy)-Ralf Sarcozy, Victor Dashkov, Isaiah

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You know you're a LOTR freak if:

1. When asked where you want to go on vacation, you say "A nice trip to Rivendell/Ithilien/Mirkwood/Edoras/Hobbiton/Minas Tirith/Caras Galadhrim/Dol Amroth/Lossarnach/Esgaroth/The Lonely Mountain/Henneth Annun/The Druadan Forest/Fangorn/The Shire would be relaxing."

2. Your idea of a perfect marriage means that you marry an elf.

3. When your little brother's first word is "Ada", you get excited, because you know that's the Elvish word for "father".

4. When you see a golden band around someone's finger, you wonder why they aren't invisible.

5. Your idea of "graceful" is watching Legolas killing orcs.

6. You write the mayor and tell him that houses built into the ground with round, wooden doors are a better way to live.

7. At a restaurant, you ask the chef if they serve lembas.

8. When you grow up, you want to live in Rivendell/Ithilien/Mirkwood/Edoras/Hobbiton/Minas Tirith/Caras Galadhrim/Dol Amroth/Lossarnach/Esgaroth/The Lonely Mountain/Henneth Annun/The Druadan Forest/Fangorn .

9. You consider anyone measuring below 5 feet to be a "halfling".

10. When asked in class to give a synonym for "traitor", you say "Gollum!"

11. Mom hears you muttering "My Precious" in your sleep.

12. Your goal is to live to be 111...

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or Myspace account.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice there was no number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!