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since: 09-11-06, id: 1132079, Profile edited: 01-06-08
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Gen info.

-Age- 17

-location- you know you don't care where I'm at.

-School- Springfield Catholic High School. Never heard of it? Figures. I'm a junior if you can't do the math.(what math?)

-Religion- you can't really be considered part of a religion that you don't practice

-Sports- I was starting as varsity center until i went and screwed up my hand. Shit happens, what'cha gonna do?

I plan to play tennis even though i'm bad at it (unbelievably bad). A lot of my friends play so it'll be fun...

School

I'm enrolled in a lot of hard classes this year and i really don't like it. I'm taking all weighted classes, except P.E. and study hall. I'm in two A.P. classes (If you want to know what A.P. classes are then just ask.). Our school (being the bitch that it is) switched us to a ten block schedule and took away opt outs for all classes except one. They like to screw us over (...Damn pedophiles...)

Personality

I'm an easygoing guy and that's an understatement. I get along with everyone at my school (but to be fair it is a pretty small school.) I'm funny. It's more about what i do and my actions. I'm one of those guys that you'd share a lot of inside jokes with. People like to quote me too and that's pretty fun. I'm smart, but you couldn't tell if you talked to me. I've got semi long hair if you care. I don't do drugs, but people think i do. Yeah, I guess being spaced out a lot qualifies you as a druggy. I can get serious, but I don't unless someone pisses me off really badly. I like fighting (easygoing guy that likes to fight, it makes sense) partly because I have a really high pain tolerance so punches don't hurt that much. That's my personality.

Family

My family is pretty normal. We usually get along, but sometimes weird shit happens ex: My brother and I got into a fist fight because I ate a sandwich in our fridge. Fuckin' messed up, yep, pretty much (The weirdest part is that I was trying to get into the shower when he barged into the bathroom pissed off. What'cha gonna do?)

Football

I'm (if you didn't guess) a lineman. I'm not fat though. What a lineman and he's not a fat ass? impossible. Why do lineman get categorized as fatties? Seriously though, I'm about 170 and pretty strong for my size. I do have to move people that are 250+ in my job. I'm also a linebacker, so i can move pretty well.

I'm a lineman because of my line coach. He's probably the coolest man on earth. He's an awesome coach. He's also the linebacker coach so he's really the only position coach that i have. For an example of how cool he is (and how ridiculous I am). We were gonna play a simoan (did i spell that right?) and someone said that they were like the guy on the Hawain punch can. I said that "the guy with a captain's hat". My friends stared at me like i was retarded. We spent twenty minutes arguing about whether the Hawaiin punch guy was a captain or not. Coach was in on the arguement. Great practice.

Music

I'm one of those people that can listen to just about anything. The only music i really don't like is rap songs like candy shop and that stuff. It just is stupid music.

Since this sight is about anime...

I like naruto, bleach, trigun, trinity blood, and gundam wing. I also like eyeshield 21. Sorry, but football and anime together, who wouldn't like it.

I don't like neon genesis evangelion. I couldn't understand that show if i was on crack.

I'm pretty open to all anime. I don't know why, but as long as i understand it i'll watch it.

I haven't really been around anime that long to know a lot about it. I know it's a cartoon and it's in japanese and it's really actiony (not sure if that's a real word?) and it's cool.

Favorite Quotes( If I offend anyone thats your fault)

"We're just a tit-hair away"
-Coach

"It's always easier to crush a dream than to realize one. Forming a bond is infinitely more difficult than breaking one."

-Ichimaru Gin


"...Chip-chop-chip. Chipchop-chip, I don't even know what chip-chop-chip means."
-Jim Gaffigan( The best comedian ever! Oh yeah I really like comedians)

"Awww, looks like a little baby Jesus. Time to buy a porsche."
-Dave Attel(refering to Come on you can figure it out.)

"I'm gonna hump this dog. You just hold the tail."
-Another football Coach (You had to be there. He was getting mad that everyone was asking him the same thing and that's how he answered us. It was the funniest thing I have ever heard)

"oh yeah, well I'm gonna get something really special with my tax refund. Not special like the kleidamen boy down the street, but like special K. Hey, whatever happened to the regular K. For that matter, whatever happened to K. Ballard. You know if you said Ballard and you had a cold it would sound like mallard.

-Do you even listen to yourself talk?

-I...drift in and out."

-Peter and Brian(Family guy. Very funny animated show. For those of you who don't know, go watch it. Now.)

"So you're a bud man are ya?"

-My Principal. I swear to God. It was fucking hilarious. senile bastard...


That's all for now. If I see a great quote or get out of my recent A.D.D. phase then i'll add more.

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Yeah so for everyone that read my first story(the only like two chapters) I'm totally sorry about that. I kind of just let it go. Oops, my bad. Oh well...I'm going to be posting another story soon so look forward to it. It won't be a chippy story.

It's called "Souless Memories." Yeah the title is pretty badass. Don't worry, I won't abandon this one(It's my baby ;) )

-The preview story is...Naruto leaves Konoha after bringing Sasuke back for reasons unknown to others. Two years later a mysterious man attacks Konoha(not orochimaru, but eviller?). Naruto is in search of this man and finds himself back in Konoha. What will happen? How will they accept him? Why is he looking for the mystery man? All these and more revealed in "Souless Memories."

Pretty badass eh? Well The preview will have an updater thingy telling when the next chapter will be released so check about once a week if you care. The story will be pretty long in terms of chapters and I already have about five done, but I will wait until I have ten to release it.



1. Amnesia » reviews
Naruto gets amnesia after a mission. Hinata finds him in the forest.Naruxhina. rated him because, hey no one knows what could happen later on.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 9-24-06 - Published: 9-17-06
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