This is a duo-flaming-account.

We will know if you created an "anonymous" or "counter-flame" account to get back at us. We know everything. We always do. We are omnipotent, seriously.

Look, it's not that we're insulting your intelligence or, heaven forbid, your WRITING; we're simply stating the obvious. You just need to wake up and smell the coffee, dearies.

LIST OF BAD FIC WRITERS!

This is still a newly added section, so bare with us as we contribute more for your purging galore.

1. Do Wop: Atrocious example here; guilty of blatant character bastardization and disregard to innocent readers' brain cells.

2. ohsoxalive: Egregious example here; guilty of direct expropriation of another author's fic, but I can't make a juxtaposition of that because this demonic bad!writer will eat me alive (pun intended)

P.S. Block us, I dare you.

P.P.S. We treat you in accordance to our judgment. If you reply with scathing fannish brutality and asshatery, then we shall do the same back. However, if you are fortunate enough to receive one of our flames, but respond with civility, then we'd be happy to give you some real constructive criticism. The pendulum swings both ways.