| StrangeLittleSwirl |
Author has written 56 stories for Misc. Cartoons, Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes, Blade, Misc. Movies, Artemis Fowl, Witch Hunter Robin, National Treasure, From Dusk Till Dawn, Pacifier, Numb3rs, Strange Days at Blake Holsey High, Pirates of the Caribbean, Peter Pan, Tin Man, Suite Life series, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Race to Witch Mountain, Alice, 2009, Vampire Diaries, Inception, Revenge, and Teen Wolf. About me: I work in Marketing at a hospital. (Think Devil Wears Prada and Scrubs.) College Literature Degree (Women's Studies Major/ conc. British Literature/Medieval Literature). Fiendish writer. Occasional ranter. Ofttimes fangirl. A Thursday's child with far to go. I'm a twenty-something with a bizarre sense of humor that teeters somewhere between gallow's and niche. I am quite geekish and am not planning on changing. Links of Interest Want to see any of the stuff that doesn't make it to my fanfiction.net account? Want to actually get a reply quickly? Swirl's Scribbles gets updated first (sometimes), and I live on livejournal. I friend, as long as you tell me why or who you are! Personal tumblr: has-far-to-go.tumblr.com Livejournal: swirlscribbles.livejournal.com Books/Stories/Poems I Love and Think You Should, Too The Epic of Gilgamesh Beowolf House of Leaves The Tibetian Book of Living and Dying anything and everything by Neil Gaiman Chaucer's Canterbury Tales Voltaire's Candide Shakespeare, Shakespeare, Shakespeare The Cancer Journals by the Audre Lorde 'This is a Photograph of Me' | |||||||
1. Bullets in Beacon Hills reviewsLydia Martin, the directionless divorcee with a thing for numbers and shoes she can no longer afford, returns to a suddenly seedy Beacon Hills and finds employment at a bail bond agency. With help from bounty hunter Derek 'Alpha' Hale and her own genius math skills, she just might have what it takes to get her man. AU/AH Inspired by the Stephanie Plum series for Dydia Week.Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,034 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-8-13 - Lydia M. & Derek H.2. We'll Live a Long Life reviewsIf this was a movie, Amanda Clarke would have given birth to the baby, and it would have been Jack's with complete certainty. They'd have kissed and made up, and the baby's godparents would have looked on happily before going back to their typically scheduled program of revenge. Reality is as different as it can get. AU post 2x03.Revenge - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-28-12 - Nolan R. & Emily T.3. The Gardner Theory reviewsEmily wants to see what Nolan's learned with all of those boxing and karate lessons. Smut/vague spoilers through 2x02Revenge - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-8-12 - Emily T. & Nolan R. - Complete4. Your Honor » reviewsThey are their own mutual anchors, North Stars, and touchstones. AU Post 3x15. Elena/ElijahVampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,778 - Reviews: 181 - Updated: 5-11-12 - Published: 3-12-12 - Elena G. & Elijah - Complete5. Life Indefinite » reviewsPost Season 1 AU. It's a sad fact that Damon, newly-cursed human, showing up on college student Elena's doorstep, is the least of her troubles.Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,050 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 8-18-11 - Published: 7-2-10 - Elena G. & Damon S.6. Back to You » reviewsSet during the film, here are a few little scenes to fill in some gaps. Ariadne/CobbInception - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,660 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-8-11 - Published: 11-4-10 - Ariadne & D. Cobb - Complete7. The Best reviewsCobb turns fully to look at Arthur, fury obvious on his face. "I do this, and they find out? My children will be heartbroken."Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-23-10 - Ariadne & D. Cobb - Complete8. Just Like That reviewsFor the Kissing Meme. "You didn't say goodbye," he says, coming to stand so close it would only take a little tilt forward and she'd be touching him. Yes, she's aware of her neighbor standing at the door with his groceries, staring.Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-15-10 - Ariadne & D. Cobb - Complete9. The Ocean Between Us reviewsDom wakes on the plane unable to remember anything but the face of a young woman and the sea. AU. Oneshot.Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-11-10 - D. Cobb & Ariadne - Complete10. The Carrick » reviewsThe team starts to delve back into the world of dreams to 'surface' coma patients, but going under means facing secrets they have all been keeping. Ariadne/Cobb, Arthur/Eames.Inception - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,077 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 10-4-10 - Published: 8-8-10 - Ariadne & D. Cobb - Complete11. A Helping Hand reviewsAriadne fails an exam, Cobb helps tutor her. "There are no fireworks or choirs of angels because the former is a fire hazard and the latter would quickly put an end to things , but yes, there is a reason Dominic Cobb struts the way he does."Inception - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-26-10 - Ariadne & D. Cobb - Complete12. Finders Keepers reviews"Of course not," she cuts him off. "I'll feel safer, knowing you're here, ready to shoot, squint or scowl at whoever tries to come through the door."Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-12-10 - Ariadne & D. Cobb - Complete13. Touch reviewsAriadne and Cobb have a larger argument than they normally do, and it leads to the inevitable. A fill for two inception kink prompts and an Inception Porn Buffet prompt. M for a reason.Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-29-10 - Ariadne & D. Cobb - Complete14. That Shines reviewsFor the prompt "Five things that make Phillipa and James love Ariadne". A continuation of "The Mouths of Babes".Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-16-10 - Ariadne & D. Cobb15. The Mouths of Babes reviewsFive people who get the wrong impression about their relationship and one person who gets it right. Ariadne/CobbInception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 8-7-10 - Ariadne & D. Cobb - Complete16. We reviewsYou know what you look like right now, right? Like your about to pull back that hair of yours and start solving something. Like you did with that damned bookshelf we put together." Well, it was still standing.Crossover - Tin Man & Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-7-10 - Alice H. - Complete17. Close Enough reviewsThis is not the first time, and none of them were children's stories.Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-16-09 - Alice H. & Hatter - Complete18. Family Names reviewsWhat starts as a simple question turns into a different kettle of onions entirely...Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-15-09 - Alice H. & Hatter - Complete19. Two Bricks Short and a Few Cards Shy reviewsIn the aftermath of a fallen casino and an eclipse, two kingdoms and their people try to move on, but old foes make new appearances.Crossover - Tin Man & Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-13-09 - DG & Alice H.20. Quick and Precious and Now reviewsAlice is very good at remembering dates, so her memory of how it all unfolded is unparalleled. Spoilers for the end of Part II. COMPLETEAlice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 12-8-09 - Alice H. & Hatter - Complete21. The Beginning reviewsJack realizes that the story is important, so he'll try to tell it right. It started with her appearing in a car and it *started* with her appearing at his apartment."Race to Witch Mountain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,373 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-22-09 - Jack B. & Sara - Complete22. We Live in Deeds » reviewsHer name was Shilo Wallace once. The aftermath of Opera, and the beginning of a new chapter in the city's history.Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,700 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 2-8-0923. Until It Fades to Dust » reviewsYou need to rest, Batman." ..."Crime doesn't," was the response, and the line went dead. Barbara's first meeting with Batman, and Harleen comes face to face with the Joker for the first time. Updated December 10th, 2008Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,912 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-10-08 - Published: 11-22-08 - Bruce W./Batman & Barbara G.24. Pebbles Polished, Diamonds Dimmed » reviewsDG sets out for the college years, and a secret she's been keeping from a certain Tin Man may come back to haunt her. CAIN appears. Finally.Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 4-10-08 - Published: 3-1-08 - Cain & DG25. And Guest » reviewsWhen DG returns to Reality for her friend's wedding, the new Head of the Royal Family's guard is the perfect choice to accompany her.Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,120 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 2-29-08 - Published: 12-11-07 - Cain & DG26. The Place Least Expected reviewsAs Maddie starts the next chapter in her life, she finds that parts of it might not be what she thought they were.Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-19-0827. Kismet » reviewsBroken down busses and bribes lead to unexpected reunions. Seth's now on the hunt to bring the most unlikely person back to El Ray. UPDATE! New Chapter 1/26/2008From Dusk Till Dawn - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,734 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 1-26-08 - Published: 5-22-0528. First Snow in Kansas reviewsA Hilltop Cafe patron watches the newly returned DG's interactions with two strange customers. Oneshot.Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-12-07 - Cain & DG - Complete29. When I Spin Away reviewsOne shot. Christmas and Zoe sees something she shouldn't. Inspired by Radiohead's Videotape.Pacifier - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-27-07 - Complete30. The Life and Times of Red Handed Jill reviewsThere was so much that happened to Wendy as she started to grow up that was never explained, and in some ways, she was grateful.Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-25-0731. She's Leaving Home » reviewsZoe looked up at her boyfriend was that even the right word for what he was to her? Those three words almost popped out again, suddenly. It was happening more often.Pacifier - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,134 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 11-15-07 - Published: 8-8-0532. A Thing Significant » reviewsJosie is a busy student in Philadelphia, but when a surprising someone, Professor Noel Zachary, reenters her life and is in need of support and a traveling companion, the journey to healing may lead to information neither ever considered...Strange Days at Blake Holsey High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-5-07 - Published: 10-28-0733. Swann Dive reviewsElizabeth dove before Will could stop her. Gibbs managed to grit out "Calm down, boy!" as the blacksmith tried to follow her over. He fought back. "For God's sake, she doesn't know how to swim!" he screamed. DMC Spoilers. JEPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 7-11-06 - Complete34. And Beyond reviewsA DMCSpoiling OneShot. This was her anchor, her port in the storm. Her everything clichéd and trite and overly used to describe that basic human need. JEPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-8-06 - Complete35. From One Bird How to Sing reviewsAU Elizabeth Page, daughter of New York's governor, is happy and content in her hectic, completely scheduled life as a museum curator and her lack of romance with longtime friend Willsort of. But when a newly acquired piece of artwork is stolen and philaPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-3-0636. Josie and Physics Books reviewsAnd she was naked. Josie's fiancé comes home to what he thinks is a empty house, but gets a pleasant surprise instead. Oneshot.Strange Days at Blake Holsey High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-5-06 - Complete37. Senses Unlatched reviewsThe brothers Eppes find themselves involved in a case that involves students on the campus but it seems there are those who want the case to never be solved. Will the staff be able to find out who's behind all of it?Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-13-0538. Fumbling Towards Ecstasy reviewsIt appears that Hermione Granger, the brightest mind of her age, found a loophole in the Unbreakable Vow…Here there be HBP Spoilers...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-10-0539. National Crisis reviewsBen Gates found the treasure. Now he has to find something very different...National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-28-0440. A Most Singular Change » reviewsHermione finds her life changing more by the minute-including her magic. But with the knowledge of its Pureblood origins comes questions of her background...HGSS MinorCharDeathHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,565 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-6-04 - Severus S. & Hermione G.41. Children, Go Where I Send You » reviewsMerry Christmas, Amon" We've got fluff in Large, Medium, and Small, and in a variety of colors...and now, a proposal from the author...Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,600 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 7-20-04 - Published: 6-19-0442. Redemption » reviewsArtemis is given two choices: he and his father go to jail, or he works for MI5 for one mission. He picks the latter, much to his dismay afterwards. What's this about having to physically train?Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-19-04 - Published: 3-21-0443. Reunion Through Centuries » reviewsOlivia and Sherlock...hmm...and what about Krys and Erik? Vedy interesting...Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,053 - Reviews: 121 - Updated: 4-17-04 - Published: 12-30-0144. Harry Potter and the Children of the Night reviewsPost OotP-Links with Voldermort gone, and a friend more than they seem, Harry's sixth year shall be one of his strangest yet...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-29-03 - Harry P. & Hermione G.45. Promises to Keep reviewsThe Boondock Saints are back, and Il Duce has a promise to fufill. Little do the boys know , the promise is 17 year old girl...Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-21-0346. The Loving Sorceress; Companion of Daywalker reviewsBlade meets up with Karen, looking for a woman from a legend. Just her luck it's her. Now, she must find out what fate holds in store for her. NOT RELATED TO BLADE 2 iN ANY WAY!Blade - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-2-0247. Harry Potter and the Hogwart's Five reviewsThere are legends that say that the ancestors of the creators of Hogwarts will rise to fight in a deadly battle against evil. Unfortunately for Harry, this includes him . . .Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-21-02 - Harry P.48. Project: Raven » reviewsHarry's being watched by the Ministry . . . and that person might be closer than you think.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-2-0249. I Want reviewsIt's from Hermione's point of view. Slight h/h. MST fans; take this, please, but mail me what y adid to it!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-6-02 - Hermione G. & Harry P.50. Crash » reviewsOlivia Watson never really thought the stories of Sherlock Holmes were real. But when her car crashes, she ends up in Victorian England . . and into the living room of a famous resident of 221B Baker Street. Happy Holidays, Chap 10!Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,133 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 12-30-01 - Published: 11-24-0151. Telling . reviewsSequel to "Another cup of Marriage", Beth's father shows up, and chaos follows!Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-7-0152. Another cup of marriage » reviewsHolmes proposes to Lestrade, then disapears 4 six months. Unfortunetly for Holmes, his fiance always gets her man! Beth's POVMisc. Cartoons - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-2-01 - Published: 11-3-0153. I wish reviewsHermione's POV while she sits in the common room.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-17-01 - Hermione G. & Harry P.54. He's made me love him .. " reviewsWow, are you sensing a pattern? Lestrade thinks about Holmes. I like this one.Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-2-0155. When You Say Nothinng At All reviewsSherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century; Lestrade fears that Holmes has died, part of a larger story . .sort of.Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-30-0156. Legend In My Livingroom reviewsShelock Holmes again. Yet another songfic. This time to Annie Lennox's "LEgend in my livingroom" LEstrade thinks about her life. Bit pessimistic.Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-30-01