Nickname: Lina

Sex: Hell yeah! -cough- -cough-

Birthdate: So considerate...you want to give me a present!

Age: Older in mind, younger in body.

Likes: sunshine, rain, warmth, cool breeze, peace, fast pace action, common sense, crack pairings or crack fics.

Dislikes:

-Fanfics without grammar or proper sentence structure.

-Fanfics in which people don't stop to consider how real people would act and make up their own story how they want it and don't give a damn.

-Happy-go-lucky zombie reviewers that go around saying "omg ure story is so cute...please update" even when it's obvious the story sucks like hell. I mean, get a life! I would want honest reviews that would actually help me.

-Pairing flamers that don't know the phrase "don't like, don't read". The only good thing you could do with those stories is to comment on an aspect of their writing, not flame the pairing!

-Cliche'd stories which the girl is a nerd/geek/dork and the guy is a hottie, shit happens, and they end up loving each other.

-Any story in which the characters blush every two seconds.

-Stories in which nothing goes wrong, when there isn't any real plot, or when characters get jealous every two seconds.

-Cliche'd stories where the entire student population is either a geek or a hottie~i mean a lot of people are in between and universal popularity doesn't exist anywhere, not even for Sasuke.

-Stories which the writer is oblivious to the reader's loud snoring and keeps on writing the same crap.

-Stories where the main girl has the whole male population after her and where the main guy has the whole female population after him. I mean, different people have different tastes and it's not like the whole school is going to hit on one person.

-Stories which are highly concentrated on pure romance and nothing else. Not even character/plot developement. Plot before romance, guys.

-When the writer never updates.

-Stories where they pair a girl with every single guy-even outside anime, real life, tv shows, ect. ~ it's disgusting.

-Stories where the summary is like "A story about love, betrayal, truth, and friendship...blah.." That's boring! And I bet half the time the writer doesn't know what they're talking about anyway!

-Summaries or stories where the author is like,"OMG I suck at summaries" or "OMG I suck at stories, please read.." If the author doesn't even have confidence in himself/herself, then who'll read it? It's like asking someone to try your cookies, but saying that they taste extremely bad. Would you want to try them then?

-I have nothing against gay, lesbian, etc. people in real life, but I don't like reading yaoi or yuri unless it's so funny I have to read it.

-The part when i feel like updating so much but my body won't listen because it's too lazy.

Dreams: Yeah, I get dreams in my sleep

Goals: Sorry I never count when I score a goal.

A Little About the Weirdo in the Corner:

I'm half optimistic and pessimistic, depends on my mood. I'm also really lazy that Shikamaru is my idol. I'm also very moody, and can be a little harsh. I believe that people shouldn't be sensitive to constructive critisism ~jeez we're just trying to help~ I like to read a lot, which is what got me into fanfiction in the first place. Actually I hate writing but my, uh, love for fiction is taking over me.

My personality?

Okay, to make it easy, I've got Ino's bossiness, Tenten's practicality, Hinata's shyness/consciousness, Sakura's smartness, Tayuya's pessimistic attitude (and swearing), Sasuke's & Naruto's stubborness/determination, Shino's mysteriousness and ability to look cool no matter what (=D), and Kakashi's pervertedness. I'm a girl, by the way.

Note: I do not say my story sucks because I think that is gay.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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Girl Talk

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

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Copy and Paste this into your profil in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

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OOC-ness

I believe that what happens in a person's life makes up part of their personality. So when people change the plot in fanfics, it's only natural that the character's personality slightly changes. I really don't care about OOC-ness. As long as it doesn't involve an overly cheerful Shikamaru and an enthusiastic Sasuke, or anything like that, because that is just not interesting.

OCs

I think OCs are totally unnecessary especially when they take up the role of a main character. It takes a lot of time to actually create a character with human qualities that are actually realistic. And no one is either totally good or totally bad. OCs that are just there to complete a character are okay, just as long as they don't take the main part. Unless the OC in the story is written well, the story won't turn out right. And what's the point of a fanfiction if you just put a bunch of OCs? Might as well write a separate story. Stories where everyone is paired up with an OC get confusing and the personalities don't come out right. (Neji/OC, Gaara/OC, Sakura/OC, Naruto/OC, etc) Stories where the writer puts themselves or their friends as a character won't turn out either. Even the stories with OCs suddenly finding themselves in the Naruto world suck! No one cares what you put yourself as, they just want a good story.

I won't put a list of hated characters, because my list keeps changing from time to time. Especially in my head.

I won't put a list of my favorite characters because they keep changing from time to time. And it's even harder to find out which ones I like the most because I am a moody person, so one minute I will like a character and the other I will hate them.

Story List:

Know Your Stars- Started out as an experiment-dunno to continue it or not.

Mission: How to Rid Oneself of Fangirls- Got writer's block on this before I could even get to the second chapter. How sad.

Hate Turned to Love: A Satire- Coming up with new ideas already. Need to get it on the computer now...

The New Cliche- Story I plan to do in the future. Probably will be like HTtL:AS

Quotes (To make me look smart!):

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'" -Isaac Asimov

"God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts." -Unknown

"Raising a teenager is like nailing jello to a tree." -a warning to all who have children

"A woman is like a teabag; you never know how strong she is until she's in hot water." -Eleanor Roosevelt

"Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards." -Unknown

'Parting is all we know of heaven,

And all we need of hell.'

-Emily Dickinson

"Papers should be like skirts, long enough to cover the essentials, short enough to keep things interesting." -from clockwork starlight (a fanfiction user)

"There is more hunger for love in this world than bread." -Mother Teresa

"When life gives you lemons, read and enjoy them." -Me

"Hey, you're not retarded like me, so that doesn't give you an excuse." -Me

"That was totally weird." -Me

"We will always look back on our younger selves and think that we were stupid, brainless idiots back then." -Me

"We are growing smarter by the second." -Me

"I am smart and talented; don't mistake my talent for stupidness!" -Me

"If a movie has good comedy, it is a good movie." -Me

"I don't like stupid things; I like nice things!" -Me

"You are a piece of... work." -My friend

"Oh, I thought you were gonna say that I was a piece of shit." -Me

"That too." -Friend

"Go home and pray sincerely. It will at least erase a couple of sins from your collection of countless sins... or maybe that's just me..." -Me

"What do I do? I hate my life. Maybe I should die." -Me, when I'm spazzing out over many projects I hadn't even started.

"I don't think you should die. I think you should get sick." -AbsoluteRandomness

"People say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing-that's why we recommend it daily." -Zig Ziglar

"Love: A temporary insanity, curable by marriage." -Ambrose Bierce

"The heart has its reasons which reason know not of." -Blaise Pascal (Wow, I totally agree with this!)

"Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction." -Antoine de Saint-Exupery

"He who angers you conquers you." -Elizabeth Kenny

"Anybody can become angry, that is easy; but to be angry with the right person, and to the right degree, and at the right time, and for the right purpose, and in the right way, that is not within everybody's power, that is not easy." -Aristotle

"What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies." -Aristotle

"Am I not destroying my ememies when I make friends of them?" -Abraham Lincoln

"Few friendships would survive if each one knew what his friend says of him behind his back." -Blaise Pascal

"I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends can kill you." -Ann Richards

"Don't believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they want is to be maintained in the good opinion they have of themselves." -Albert Camus

"Silence is the true friend that never betrays." -Confucius

"Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another: 'What! You, too? Thought I was the only one.'" -C.S. Lewis

"Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not after you." - Nirvana

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