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I'm Back Bitches, so get ready.
i used to be xXxThePromisexXx who used to be Sakora Haruno (who used to be Captain DJ Sparrow but no one ever know about that... well four people did. sue me). if u don't like the new name then screw you!
i needed some change. u may still call me Sakora for all i care.
Name: Ashley
Looks: like a girl! duh! ...oh! you wanted specifics! well, shoulder-length almost black hair, glasses, yellow-green eyes, 5'3/4ish, not fat yet not thin(okay, i'm like 110.), and mostly in dark clothes...(i'm serious. everything i own could be washed w/ darks. even the light colored ones!)
Stuff i hate: Preps, people who flame when 1) they don't have a story and 2) their story sucks worse than yours and they have like no reviews, a person who will remain nameless, pink, back-stabbers, Slow-ass computers, rampid fangirls who flame cause you don't do what they want you to do w/ the charator,
Stuff i like: look below...
Fav color: Dark Blue
Fav food: Mint Ice Cream
Fav bands: Greenday, Blink182, Evenesence, Seether, Fall Out Boy, All American Rejects, Korn, Rob Zombie, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Within Temptation, Trapt, Linkin Park, Simple Plan, Disturbed (yes, i like them, sue me.) Blue October, Papa Roach, The Killers, My Chemical Romance, AFI, Three Days Grace, Drowning Pool
Fav movies: Pirates of The Caribbean(1,2 and 3), Hitch, I, Robot, Take the Lead, Fusion Reborn, Casino Royal(just saw it today(11/23/06)), Spiderman, Two Weeks Notice, Bringing Down the House, Ice Age(i gotta have one kid movie!), Step up, Rumor Has it..., SPIDERMAN 3!!(i don't know why everyone said it sucked. it didn't! go see it anyways!! ya know u want too...) Disturbia, Transformers,
Fav TV shows: Mythbusters, 24, Crossing Jordan, Law and Order: SVU, Prison Break, Numbers, CSI: Miami, Las Vagas, Teen Titans, Static Shock,
Fav Anime:Naruto, Dragon ball Z, Salior Moon, Zatch Bell, Avatar: The Last Airbender, One Peice, Code Lyoko, Tokyo Mew Mew,
Fav Couples (in no imparticual order):
Gaara Sakura (Naruto)
Temari Naruto (Naruto)
Temari Shikamaru (Naruto)
Jack Elizabeth (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Calleigh Ryan (CSI: Miami)
Jordan Woody (Crossing Jordan)
Jack Chloe (24)
Raven Robin (TT)
Ash Misty (Pokemon. shut up)
Trunks Pan (Dragonball Z)
Goku Vegeta (Dragonball Z)
Hated(w/ a passion) Couples:
Sakura Sasuke (Naruto)
Itachi Ino (Naruto)
Hinata Itachi (Naruto)
Gaara Ino (Naruto)
Temari Kiba (Naruto)
Lilly Jeffery(Crossing Jordan)
Jack Audery(sp?) (24)
Couples I can stand:
Hinata Naruto (Naruto)
Kakashi Sakura (Naruto)
Itachi Sakura (Naruto)
Jordan Gerret (Crossing Jordan)
Calleigh Haratio (CSI: Miami)
Calleigh Eric (CSI: Miami)
Cyborg Raven (TT)
Terra Beast Boy (TT)
Elizabeth Will (POTC)
Couples someone needs to write about or more of:
Sara Kellerman (Prison Break)
Lincoln Sara (Prison Break)
Terra Robin (TT)
Kabuto Sakura (Naruto)
Fav Quotes
Me.: “Life is crap so take the sales.”
Me.: “Life is short so buy now, pay later.”
Adam Savage: “I reject your reality and substitute my own.”
Adam Savage: “I just had a 'what the hell are we doing' moment.”
Adam Savage: “Well, there’s yer problem
Unknown:"If you've done something wrong, and you can't laugh about it, then you're in deep shit..."
"Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury him." -someone.
"I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the hell did my ceiling go?!"- unknown
"when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. then go find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party!"- a person on the blue collar comady tour whose name escapes me at the moment.
"when it hurts to look back, and ur to scared to look ahead, look beside you and i'll be there."- sidney
"beware of monkeys behind chairs! they get you every time!"- Sierra
"a friend would bail you out of jail, but a best friend would be sitting next to you going 'DAMN THAT WAS FUN!"-sidney
"don't knock on deaths door; ring the doorbell and run, he HATES that!"-sidney
"life needs a delete button." -sidney
"i know karate, i know kung fu, and 47 other dangerous words!" -sidney.\
You won't cry for my absence, I know -
You forgot me long ago.
Am I that unimportant...?
Am I so insignificant...?
Isn't something missing?
Isn't someone missing me?
-Missing, Evanescence
AMV'S
HINATA!! She's so cute! we know you want to pet her!
Gaara's Pain
Gaara's Inner Animal
Gaara-Missing
Stupid in school! IMBECLEN!!
I'm Sorry
Nobody's Home
I’m With You
What Ashley Means:
A is for Awesome
S is for Sassy
H is for Hot
L is for Luscious
E is for Elegant
Y is for Yummy
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If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever been to therapy, copy this onto your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit the damn cereal put this in your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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Dropping In (AKA:Tekika Uchini)- Three Girls are dropped into Naruto. But, unknown to them, it wasn't accedantal...SasukeOC PeinOC ItachiOC Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance (updated 3/26 )Back Bitches. Don't Read it yet, though. Cuz it's gonna be a lot Different.
SPEACAL NOTICE!!(Ketsuraku)
okay. look. i've noticed that the story sucks. so, i'm re-writing it curently. Hope you like it!
Ketsuraku-Sakina Haruno has been missing for 5 years. On the 5th anniversary of her disappearance a girl is found unconscious in the woods. Who is she? Why is she here? Orochimaru Is back and ready to fight w/ his newest follower, Kisame? And when they get ahold of her, the one person she thought never cared, shows. ItachiOC! Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor (re-writing)
The Yam's story-Three-shot. Sakura loves yams a little to much... Crackfic Naruto- Ficion Rated: K+ - English- Humor (i'll repost if i can find it. :P)
Forever- A series of Song fics, I will take Requests... if i know the song and aprove of the pairing... Naruto- Fiction Rated: T most likely-English- Romance/Humor (In-Progress)
Village of Pain- Summary Coming Soon. Naruto-Fiction Rated:T- English- Angst/Suspense(or something close to that) (Coming soon)
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