Hiya PEEPS!!

Just to warn you, I am INSANE and it's freakin' awesome, man.

Here are some stats about me:

Age:15 (OMG!! im old ... ... ... OH, look a bunny!)

Personality: in person, shy, when no one can see me... holy shit, what just went by me like a freakin' tornado?!

likes:anime, manga, books, cookies, REVEIWS,fanfiction, T.V., MCR, Skillet, Tokio Hotel, Linkin Park, yaoi, Elvis, REVIEWS,very much please!!

dislikes:veggies, egotistical people, yogurt, exercise, racism, sexism, jerks, bad Elvis impersonators, silence ... no reveiws

-don't forget to be uncool before uncool is cool!! (thanks Stephy!!)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

95 percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the 5 percent who aren’t, copy this, and put it in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” read one of my stories, if not read one anyway!

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried pot. If you are part of the 2 that hasn’t and never will, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you think that those god-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. (It's only bad if you talk back. Even though I do that to.)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you've ever fallen UP stairs, copy this on your profile!

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If there are times where you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (If not, do so it's really fun.)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (Thunderstorms are my favorite, w/ lots of thunder & lightning.)

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. (Stiupfaces, eat the meat!)

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

Therapist = the/rapist... scary thought.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxicated by my very presence. (Admit it)

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't obsess! I think intensely...for a very long time...and I think by discussing with EVERYONE I know.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (BANG! Bang. Bang? Darnet, and I thought I was a good killer.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile.

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste the to your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile. ( WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!)

If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into you're profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenginYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian , Fighting Hime (and my mom has forever hated me for it), Nichi Nara, Presto7794, mep13

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least).

Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. ( OH YEAH!! EDWARD!!)

Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the library, and listening to them over and over again.

Crazy is when you don’t say a thing about yourself in your Fan Fiction bio but instead yell random things that make you laugh.

Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends.

Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other.

Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on your scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left!

Crazy is having a major argument with your friend...and I mean major...it’s still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello.

Crazy is when you look through your friends profiles, and copy and paste extremely long articles(this one for example) just to put them on Microsoft word and see what words your spell check doesn’t know (jello, pyro, leprechaun, FanFiction, thumbwar, abracadabra, tamandua, and supercalafrjulisticexpallydoshes). Crazy is also when you come up with an imaginary friend, and he turns out to be a pyromaniac leprechaun, that ties you up (I don’t know how.).

Crazy is when you fall down the stairs, break something, and when your friends ask if your okay, look up at them and say " It's just a flesh wound"

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Friends vs. Best friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN ... we fucked up"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS:Will help you up after you fall on the ground

BEST FRIENDS:Will walk past you saying" Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Would read, then ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re post this shit!

Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.''

9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!''

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon...''

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, ''Oh, yeah, I remember!'' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, ''Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray! You're back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, ''Shouldn't you be going somewhere?''

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, ''No, I want to watch them suffer.'''

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

P.S.-I LOST THE GAME!!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.

3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate.

5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

PRODUCT LABLES

On a Sears hairdryer--Do not use while sleeping. (Oh NO! when will I use this, then?)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (So, we're endorsing shoplifting, now? )

On a bar of Dial soap --Directions: Use like regular soap. (And you use regular soap how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners --Serving suggestion: Defrost. (Really? Cuz I like it frozen better.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --Do not turn upside down. (To late, I had had to turn it upsaide down to read that.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --Product will be hot after heating. (Oh, really? I wanted it to be cold! -pouts-)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- Do not iron clothes on body. (Man! I won't have time to iron clothes now.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication. (Man, my brother has been taking this then driving a boldoser! He's going to be sad.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- Warning: May cause drowsiness. (GASP! Drowsiness? NO I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP!!)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- For indoor or outdoor use only. (as opposed to space? -raised eyebrows-)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- Warning: contains nuts. (NO WAY!! THAT ISN'T POSSIABLE!!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (NO I want to throw them att people! DUH!)

On a child's Superman costume -- Wearing of this garment does notenable you to fly. (Go ahead, ruuin all kids dreams.)

WAYS TO MAKE SURE YOUR STILL INSANE

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk?.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme?.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, TempestStormBFFofMax, that my bff!Aqua279, Martiny the one and only still,

If you have a mind that you're sure no one will understand, copy this into your profile.

1. Only in America...
can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...
are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...
do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...
do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...
do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...
do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...
do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...
do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!