JenD16
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since: 09-12-06, id: 1132860, Profile Updated: 02-21-11
country: USA
Author has written 10 stories for Law and Order: SVU, 4400, One Tree Hill, 8 Simple Rules, Days of Our Lives, and Brothers & Sisters.

My username on youtube elliv16


I love you Papa and miss you so much!

This was my grandpa's favorite song and it became mine after he had me watch Sound Of Music with him. This is my favorite song and Sound Of Music is my favorite movie. I know he is looking down at me and smiling.

Edelweiss, Edelweiss
Every morning you greet me
Small and white, clean and bright
You look happy to meet me

Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow
Bloom and grow forever

Edelweiss, Edelweiss
Bless my homeland forever


I want child abuse to stop! And if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile Thank you to Obsessedwithstabler for posting this in your profile and for letting others read it.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I can't see,

Must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get

Just one beating tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!



“I just gotta say, my nipples are hard as rocks, so I can only imagine what yours must be like!” - Chris Meloni to Mariska Hargitay

"I doubt it seriously, but hey, stranger things have happened. I'd get it on with Benson. Sure, bring her on! I'm not afraid." --Chris Meloni regarding the possiblities of an on-the-job romance

"Anywhere you go with Mariska, the parade follows." - Chris Meloni

"It ain't wrong! It ain't wrong! I paid my dues!" --Chris Meloni on getting to work with Mariska Hargitay

"I'm just a chick who likes shiny things." - Mariska Hargitay

"Hot detective love. Is it wrong?" - Chris Meloni about his now infamous liplock with Mariska

Question: On that subject, I noticed in a response to a previous question regarding the photos of Benson and Stabler's 'prelude to a kiss' - you said that you and Mariska were just joking around while shooting promos. Is that true - is there really no smooching to look forward to?
Meloni: Only if you catch us in my trailer.

Question: I got a thing for Mariska. Any chance her marriage won't work out?
Meloni: For 50,000 I'll sabotage the shit outta that relationship.

Mariska: (on Chris’s Emmy nomination) I was crying, I was so happy. And he goes, ‘So what, I sucked the first few years?’

Christopher Meloni:(on what he's complimented on)
My ass or my eyes. My smile. Or my ass.

Christopher Meloni: (on co-star Mariska Hargitay’s 2006 Emmy win):
That’s my girl. She’s busy breastfeeding now, so she’s also glad she got a chance to show off her new breasts!

Mariska: (when talking about the worst item in her wardrobe) My big pink bunny suit with feet. That is something that I love so much and I will not throw it away no matter what. My grandmother gave it to me. It is the cosiest, most comfortable thing. I wear it at Easter. I am not afraid to do the ears.


127 Ways To Know You're A 90's Kid!

You know you're a 90's kid when...

1. You can remember saying, "Talk to the hand!"

2. Your best comeback was, "I know you are, but what am I?"

3. If you ever injured yourself on a Slip N Slide

4. Your favorite show was Full House

5. You can finish this song... "In West Philidelphia, born and raised..."

6. You've ever finished a sentence with Psyche!

7. You can remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons

8. You remember when Kurt Cobain, 2Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.

9. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"

10. You begged for some GAK, and when you got that they came out with scented GAK, and when you got that they came out with funny scented GAK...

11. You remember reading "Goosebumps"

12. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

13. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

14. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record "Your FAVORITE song of ALL time"...with a tape recorder held up to the radio loL!!

15. Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.

16. Captain Planet.

17. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together. (this was meant for young 80s children)

18. When playing power rangers with friends you fought over who got to be who...and still all ended up being Tommy.

19. You remember when super nintendo's became popular.

20. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny.

21. You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3...and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

22. "I've fallen and I can't get up"

23. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates

24. Two words... Trapper Keeper.

25. "Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show

26. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players

27. Writing M.A.S.H. notes.

You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool

28. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"

29. You played and/or collected "Pogs"

30. You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

31. You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles

32. Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!

33. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)

34. You remember when the new Beanie Babies and talking Elmo were always sold out.

35. You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.

36. You remember a time before the WB.

37. You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

38. You know the Macarena by heart.

39. "Talk to the hand" ... enough said

40. You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

41. If you played Nintendo 64.

42. used MSN Messenger 2.0

43. If you heard Cindy Crawford sang (in a commercial)... then acted in a movie.

44. If you know "Ice Ice baby" and "Can't touch this".

45. Jean Cluad Van Damn was doing a lot of movies where he played his own twin.

46. Steven Segal was slim and actually have a career.

47. Jennifer Lopez was a dancer for Janet Jackson.

48. If you thought there was no way Michael Jackson could get any weirder!

49. You've seen both fights between the iron Mike Tyson V.S The real deal Holyfield. And the ear bitting.

50. Wear your pants backward.

51. A lot of monkey in Pepsi commercial.

52. MTV single out?

53. Justin Timberlake wanted to be Nick Carter.

54. If you was listening to the O.J verdict.

55. Will Farrell was in Old school.

56. Adam Sander (not famous) was dating Shannon Dorthy (famous).

57. Michale Jordan was playing baseball. Then spacejam.

58. Beverly Hill 90210 and Kelly the hot blonde.

59. Christian Slater.

60. Bill Pullman got dump in every movie. Making a career out of that.

61. Pauly Shore, the weasel. Has anyone seen Biodome? I am sorry to hear that.

62. Has Kramer's t-shirt.

63. Know the lyric "I'll be there for you" from the series "Friends".

64. Ace Venture and who was that blonde chic in "The Mask"? Cameron who? Diaz? Cameron Diaz? Never heard of.

65. You knew that Backstreet Boys started the boy band craze!

66. You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"

67. You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

68. the pharse "finder keepers, losers weepers"

69. You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.

70. You remember when razor scooters were cool.

71. bill-nye the science guy.

72. MR RODGERS!!

73. gumby

74. lamb chop

75. original barney

76. When Toys R Us overuled the mall.

77. act like you didn't watch afro-king BOB ROSS paint trees on T.V.

78. DID I DO THAAAAAAAAAT??

79. when cops and robbers was a daily activity.

80. when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.

81. when we used to obey our parents

82. when everyhting was settled by: rock paper scissors, bubble gum bubble gum in a dish, ordaddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

83. You remember watching: The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

84. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

85. You remember those Where's Waldo books.

86. You remember eating Warheads.

87. You remember watching: the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and3 Ninjas movies.

88. You remember Ring Pops.

89. You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

90. Oh, oh, oh! and JOSTA!!

91. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

92. When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

93. Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

94. You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

95. And Windows 95 was the best.

96. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

97. Michael Jordan was a king.

98. Lambchop's song never ended.

99. The old dollar bills.

100. Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

101. You remember a time before the WB.

102. You collected all the Troll dolls

103. If you even know what an original walkman is.

104. You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

105. You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

106. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

107. You've worn shorts and felt stylish

108. You wanted to be part of the Baby-Sitters club

109. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in kindergarten

110. You sang I Just Can't Wait To Be King and Hakuna Matata in kindergarten

111. You remember Alf, the little brown alien from Melmac and Vicki the Robot from "MY Little Wonder"

112. You used to pretend to be a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger and you owned a Skip It.

113. You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack.

114. You thought Brain woud finally take over the world

115. 2 words ... SPICE GIRLS

116. You can remember dance tunes such as "Mr. Vain"...

117. You remember watching Live and Kicking

118. You read "Shout," "Miss" and occassionally "J17!"

119. You remember that Polaroid cameras = instant pictures.

120. You remember falling asleep early at parties.

121. You would always want to play outside with your friends who lived in your neighborhood .. outside.

122. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock"

123. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.

124. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged handmade friendship bracelets.

125. You owned Pokemon cards but you didn’t play.

126. "Miss Susie had a steam boat, the steam boat had a bell..miss suzie went to heaven the steamboat went to hell_o operator please give me number 9 and if you disnconnect me i'll kick you from behind the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, miss suzie sat upon it and broke her little ass_k me no more questions, please tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies, are in the cornfield the bees are in their hives ... miss suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K- D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dar dar da dark"

127. Who LOVES orange soda?? Keeeeeeel loves orange soda! Is it truuuuuuuue? Mhm hmm... I do I do I doooooooo...

When we were younger:

Before the MySpace frenzy...

Before the Internet & text messaging...

Before Sidekicks & iPods...

Before MIKE JONES...

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX...

Before Spongebob . . .

...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

Man, you didn’t even have homework.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid 3.50 for a movie.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.

When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.

When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.

When checking out drawing books and that one book about the rainbow fish from the library was THE cool thing to do.

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Wait Wait...let's not forget OLD NICK shows...Alex Mac, Salute Your Shorts, My Brother and Me, Rocko's Modern Life, the ORIGINAL Rugrats, DOUG!! Cousin Skeeter, Hey Arnold, Clarissa Explains it All, The OLD All That, Pete and Pete yeah the OLD nick days rules

You're a 90's kid when you read this and smiled and laughed at least 5 of these.


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree


FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.



1. Same Vision, Different Man » reviews
What if Maia had seen Diana marrying someone else in 'The Gospel According to Collier'. Will it bring two people together or not? TomDiana story. *REDONE*
4400 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-20-11 - Published: 7-19-07 - Tom B. & Diana S.
2. Another Walker » reviews
This is the whole series with another Walker thrown in the mix. Cassie Walker is the youngest child of William and Nora Walker.
Brothers & Sisters - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,028 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-16-11 - Published: 12-23-10
3. Trapped » reviews
This is a total AU story. Full summary inside because it wouldn't all fit here. Read and Review.
Days of Our Lives - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-14-10 - Published: 6-7-10 - Marlana Evans B.
4. Seperation
What if Tony had seperated Roman and Marlena when they were being held in the castle. Set during the 2004/2005 castle storyline. Also go check out elliv16 on youtube for a Days of Our Lives music video, also featuring the castle storline.
Days of Our Lives - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Published: 5-30-10 - Roman B. & Marlana Evans B. - Complete
5. Date With Bridget reviews
And when you get a date with Bridget make sure the tank is full, on second thought forget it that one turns out kinda cool"- Letter To Me by Brad Paisley. What if the Bridget in the song is Bridget Hennessy. What happened on that date? Read and find out
8 Simple Rules - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-30-09 - Complete
6. Reaching Into The Darkness reviews
After keith dies, Brooke tries to help karen when Lucas doesn't know how to.
One Tree Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-4-09 - Brooke D. & Karen R. - Complete
7. If you see her, If you see him » reviews
EO songfic to If you see her, If you see him by Reba McEntire and Brooks Dunn. Oneshot?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 10-30-07 - Published: 10-8-07 - Complete
8. September 11th, 2001 reviews
A story I wrote in honor of 911. No pairings. Oneshot.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-11-07 - Complete
9. A Simple Question reviews
Oneshot. A postep for the episode Gone. Tom visits Diana in the hospital and she asks a question. TomDiana story
4400 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-17-07 - Complete
10. untitled » reviews
after a rapist sets his sights on Olivia, her and Elliot relize their true feelings. this is my first fanfic. EO.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 9-19-06 - Published: 9-17-06 - Complete