Despite the stereotype of those my own age, I do enjoy writing in itself, but not so recently have I felt the effects of not writing in a long period of time. It has made me very disorganized and rusty, to the point where I do not have a simile or metaphor prepared for you to give you a better understanding of it. Ugh; seven very long months. My apologies to my very small number of readers, I will try my best to come back from dead.

On a more depressing note, I would like to give a short, brief /nothing I ever write about is breif/ explanation as to why I strayed from fanfiction for so long. Over the past few months, I've gone through some life altering events, some of which I am not proud of. It was a state of mind that was like a constantly trying to run up a mountain, but in the end, the only way to go is down. Ironically, everything I had to go though will coincidently aid me in my future fanfictions, with first hand experiences to give me the upper hand. Things are considerable better now, and I hope to keep it that way. :) But if you want some good news, I am now (legally) able to write my own fanfiction. o-o;

Alas, now more about me. I'd have to say my worst English glitch is most likely spelling. I love you spell check! It's not that I am completely hopeless when it comes to spelling, it's that I type so inhumanly fast when I get caught up in my own writing, I accidently hit the wrong keys and end up not having a clue as to what I just wrote. Such as one time 'message' came out as 'sausage'. Plus, another problem I have encountered is that fact that I loathe proof reading what I write. It is a proven fact that when I read over what I have written I feel like I've written nothing but trash, so the process must begin all over again. If it was this way, updates would be next to none, if any. I am my most own worst critic in ways you could never imagine.

I've considered on several occasions being a Beta due to my uncanny ability to spot tiny grammatical mistakes (only in other's works, lol). But the idea has been undoubtedly trashed. I've found that I cannot just stop at spell checking other's work, I don't stop until I've reworded every sentence you've written to the point of no return-A.K.A. you no longer recognize your own work. That is just function. :/

On ANOTHER important note, I have a horrible habit of deleting stories that I start. It's not that I really hate them, but I become bored with plot lines relatively quickly. Auck, plot bunnies I am merely your servant. Also, I am very demanding of reviews, and if the story is by my guidelines, 'unpopular' I lose all motivation to write it- completely. With this said, I am a very flexible person. Though I believe I lack the neccesary skills to write a good yaoi story, I have in the past created many interesting plots for some of my favorite couples, so perhaps I will write one sometime in the future. But besides that, I refuse to write yuri or incest, because my hypocritical ways forbad me from doing so. As of my genre of writing, I find myself to be a angst, hurt/comfort, horror or something akin to those genres. Yes, I can write romance stories, but I choose not to for many reasons, perhaps one of them being that I don't care much for 'you make my heart beat' but more of 'my hearts beats so much for you I want to tear it out' type, er, thing.

My name change: You may also remember me when my username was Naruto82muchramen, but I highly doubt you do, because that was back when I rarely uploaded anything that was worth reviewing or reading. Hence, why it has all been deleted. Oh, those were the days, when I never got past the first chapter, and I thought 1,000 words was the most difficult thing in the world to accomplish. Can't believe that was almost a year ago.

About updates: I cannot give you a time of update set in stone. I do indeed try to update my chapters in a reasonable amount of time, but sometimes I just like to enjoy life, you know? Also I am aware that if I am forced to write, this is a good/bad thing. Good, because you will get something out of me, bad because chances are it will be the same level of writing as the junk on the back of a cereal box.

About Reviews: I am not the type to lie to you and say 'cookie if you review!' or 'hugs to anyone who reviews!' Though I do press for reviews, I try to be decent about it. And trust me when I say if I have the time to write the story, I have the time to read your reviews. I have read every review on each story I've written, and I cherish everyone of them. Hopefully if you are reading this, you are one of my (few) loyal reviewers.

This profile is most linked to my writing, but if you are more interested in me, myself and I, you can check out these other accounts of mine, though I'm quite boring, don't you agree? Got a profile? Feel free to add me, I'll be more than happy to add you. I check these daily, so if you leave a comment/or message, just say you're from fanfiction and I'll get right on it. :)

my youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNineTailedFoxx (very lame name, I'm aware, but I'm on there a lot)

my gaia: http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/16308495

Misery Loves Company: Currently being rewritten. Hopefully will be updated sometime soon.

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This profile is unedited. Ah, the joys of my life!

Much love to my readers!